GIRLS ONLY!
Posted Saturday, June 23rd, 2007 at 7:00 pm
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!
It was a girls afternoon out over the weekend as Oscar princess Reese Witherspoon took her 8-year-old chip-off-the-old-block daughter Eva for a day of burgers and ice cream at a shopping mall in Century City, CA.
Meanwhile, in fake non-news regarding her non-relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal, the latest word is that the Hollywood A-listers have broken up. For those of you who love make-believe fairytales, sources at Us Weekly apparently say: “She has either called it off or is just taking a break.”
You gotta love those “sources”, don’t you? Anyway, until I see a photo of these genetically blessed actors swapping some spit, I simply ain’t gonna believe it. In a world where celebs can’t even go to the bathroom without worrying about the prying eye of the paparazzi, no photos of a super powercouple like Reese and Jake can only mean one thing: their relationship only exists within the pages of the tabloids — nothing more.

