DITA VON TEESE DOES SPANISH ‘PLAYBOY’

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With her glittery tassels glued on tight, Dita Von Teese graces the Spanish edition of Playboy magazine.

CLICK HERE to check out the fetish queen’s full nude pictorial.

They say that she’s the queen of the stripe tease, but after looking at these sexy snaps, we think it’s more like torment!

Enjoy!

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49 Comments

  1. Erica
    January-3-2008 @ 7:34 pm

    I’m impressed that she can go en pointe. I never could! Add that to my list of things I’m envious of her for… :)

  2. Anonymous
    January-3-2008 @ 7:35 pm

    OMFG, you have just made my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  3. Anonymous
    January-3-2008 @ 7:45 pm

    Amazing pics!!! Very artistic and beautiful. Thanks!!!

  4. parissucksliterally
    January-3-2008 @ 7:46 pm

    her body is gorgeous.

  5. Dranna
    January-3-2008 @ 7:48 pm

    WOW

  6. THE DEVIL
    January-3-2008 @ 7:52 pm

    Very refined porn…but porn nontheless.

    She knows body language and style as the key elements of building a public persona…something is totally overlooked by all other bimbos.

  7. Aysla
    January-3-2008 @ 8:08 pm

    I only really like the bottom picture… her pose is perfect in that. Great body.

  8. EAT IT
    January-3-2008 @ 8:12 pm

    i love these. they aren’t your typical playboy pictorial.

  9. GROSS NIPPLES DITA
    January-3-2008 @ 8:19 pm

    Her nipples are GROSS… real turn off
    what a HO!
    guess she needed the money
    how tall is she 5′0′ ???

  10. Anonymous
    January-3-2008 @ 8:28 pm

    stunning!

  11. Anonymous
    January-3-2008 @ 8:30 pm

    eeewww

  12. Nick the Dick
    January-3-2008 @ 8:35 pm

    Maybe the most beautiful women walking on the planet!!! Oh Yeah!

  13. Stephi
    January-3-2008 @ 9:10 pm

    Really gorgeous pictures! Very rarely are nude pictures really glamorous looking but these are done very well. I’m not a fan of the legs spread picture very much though and I don’t think Dita has the hottest lady parts that I’ve seen quite honestly. I love the costuming and themes though…very keeping with Dita’s image.

  14. Shell
    January-3-2008 @ 9:34 pm

    one word: gross.

  15. Helena
    January-3-2008 @ 9:45 pm

    Interesting and very lovely.

  16. anastacia
    January-3-2008 @ 9:52 pm

    …she doesnt shave. interesting.

  17. blahhh
    January-3-2008 @ 10:18 pm

    shes fucking disgusting…whats attractive about her average face, her pudy shape, and her deathly pale complexion? And WHY IS SHE FAMOUS!

  18. Uproar
    January-3-2008 @ 10:23 pm

    Good item, although I have to say I prefer the strip-tease version of her, where you don’t see all of her bits…

  19. Maxine
    January-3-2008 @ 10:35 pm

    I’m completely hetrosexual, however I think I’m in-love with Dita. She’s got a gorgeous body.

  20. supernova
    January-3-2008 @ 11:01 pm

    Love this fucking pictorial. The best and most creative photos Playboy has done in a long time.

  21. boohoo
    January-3-2008 @ 11:06 pm

    She has the nicest tits in the world!!!!!

  22. eek
    January-3-2008 @ 11:49 pm

    ugh i can never see whats so beautiful about her.. even when shes nude.

  23. ninja
    January-4-2008 @ 12:18 am

    BEAUTIFUL!!!!

  24. Miss
    January-4-2008 @ 2:42 am

    Sorry i’m a face person so and i don’t like her face at all nor do i like her huge nipples.

  25. Raida
    January-4-2008 @ 3:25 am

    Dita is very Sexy and very Hot: http://www.spymac.com/details/?2328022

  26. Pid
    January-4-2008 @ 4:59 am

    Her body is just ok because of the breasts but her face is fugly

  27. just askin'
    January-4-2008 @ 6:22 am

    Oh my goodness, she is perfection! What a gorgeous, gorgeous woman.
    That cover photo is stunning!

  28. BeJeeBus
    January-4-2008 @ 6:38 am

    I find her repulsive to the umpteenth degree.

  29. Miss
    January-4-2008 @ 6:57 am

    ^^it’s more like the cover is reall “slutty” her legs are wide open…..

  30. Gretchen
    January-4-2008 @ 7:34 am

    Beautiful!

  31. Divina
    January-4-2008 @ 8:38 am

    Dita took ballet as a little girl. She goes en pointe all the time in her shows. Oh my god! I think the red head in the last photo is Catherine D’lish. She is Dita’s best friend and the person that makes all of Dita’s burlesque costumes.

  32. sed
    January-4-2008 @ 9:05 am

    I guess I’m in the minority here. I don’t think she is attractive, and her implants look awful. Raunchy is better than this.

  33. just askin'
    January-4-2008 @ 9:42 am

    You know, Miss, intelligent people know and understand that there’s a difference between a typical porno spread and Dita’s pose on the cover. But once again, you let the world know just how stupid, narrow-minded, and provincial you really are. All in the space of a 13-word ungrammatical non-sentence. I really must congratulate you on just how efficiently you broadcast your ignorance.

  34. nikka
    January-4-2008 @ 9:46 am

    Here’s what I’m wondering: Why Mexican Playboy? Does Dita not appeal to the average American Playboy reading male? Is it because she is not blonde? These photos seems a lot more artistic than what I usually associate with Playboy.

    And does it bother anyone else that the carpet does not match the drapes? I know she’s not a natural brunette (obviously) but I’m surprised that when she gets it trimmed up she does not dye it to match! The en point thing is impressive. I had no idea.

  35. nikka
    January-4-2008 @ 9:47 am

    Sorry. Spanish Playboy, I mean. (Is there Mexican Playboy?)

  36. Lola Lola
    January-4-2008 @ 9:56 am

    In the first picture, her face reminds me of a cross between Sarah Silverman and Kat Von D….I’m not a Dita fan. Are those implants? I wasn’t sure because they are hanging a little low for implants…maybe she just has god-given nice boobs and they are showing her age? I don’t know. Either way–good for her for paying the rent.

  37. January-4-2008 @ 10:00 am

    just asking shut the fuck up.

  38. toonkinstein
    January-4-2008 @ 10:28 am

    see. I am saving money to get those kind of tits….yes, next christmas….will be merry for me!

  39. just askin'
    January-4-2008 @ 10:49 am

    Anonymous 38, just fuck off and die. You’re nothing but a crusty cumstain on a Grand Central Station men’s room floor. Stupid bitch.

  40. startshine
    January-5-2008 @ 2:45 am

    Nikka: I think men of spanish decent and those with darker skin are more likely to be fond of women with very pale skin, don’t ask me why.

  41. yeah...about that
    January-5-2008 @ 7:02 am

    LolaLola, yes they are implants. Dita is very open about the fact that she has them. She looks great.

  42. Krusty
    January-5-2008 @ 1:55 pm

    I have always thought she was attractive she has the classic looks of the era she emulates.

  43. hotbitch
    January-5-2008 @ 4:53 pm

    Why isn’t everyone going off about how nasty she is for showing her snatch like that? I recall Kim Kardashian spreading her diseased cooch for all the world to see and everyone (including me) found it disgusting. Anyway, her implants don’t really look good because her nipples are sitting too high. I just can’t believe any self-respecting woman would bust it open like that in a magazine. But other than that, she has a nice body.

  44. Anonymous
    January-6-2008 @ 5:53 am

    gross. the makeup getting whiter from her torso to her face is hilarious though

  45. DUMB_nikka_startshine
    July-16-2008 @ 4:53 am

    nikka and startshine, Spanish doesnt necessarily means MEXICAN dumb bitch. Its Spanish playboy, from SPAIN damnit

  46. October-11-2008 @ 1:25 pm

    Dita is an inspiration to us weomen out there who feel the need to regain their confidence for many different reasons. I have took up Burlesque dance classes and they have given me back my life.I am looking forward to performing in the near future. So thank you to Dita Von Teese. X

  47. Phan Tiep
    October-27-2008 @ 2:15 pm

    DITA VON TEESE ……You make me happy !! Love U

  48. TheVamp
    November-9-2008 @ 3:47 pm

    Oh my Lord, she is gorgeous.

  49. Mr Photographer
    March-17-2009 @ 7:50 pm

    Remember always when viewing pictures of public people that literally hundreds of photo’s are taken during a photo shoot and typically maybe 10 make it to the publisher. This USED to cost a ton of money in photo development, but thanks to high end digital photography, dangerous and poluting photo developing chemicals are barely used by industry photographers… some people still cling to the old style ways… I have seen Dita’s not so photogenic side, she has a problem with her right eye so she is almost always photographed showing her left. Also, she is naturally thin and as she ages, because she does not exercise (openly admits to dieting and no exercise) her body is beginning to sag. None the less, Playboy does an excellent job in making women look beautiful and desireable.

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