PARIS HILTON DOES ‘ELLEN’

Posted Wednesday, November 28th, 2007 at 9:38 am
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Shameless self-promoter Paris Hilton drops by The Ellen Degeneres Show today.

Here are some highlights from the highly enlightening conversation:

Do you get recognized everywhere you go?

Paris: Yeah. (Audience laughs)

Ellen: Do people dress like you … and want to be like you?

Paris: Some of the teen-age girls when they come to the signings, or my appearances, they’ll die their hair blond. They have little Chihuahuas. It’s really cute.

Setting the record straight about drunken elephants

Ellen: How does this happen? Last month..Where did this happen? Someplace overseas. India? This is the quote that’s all over the press from you. “The elephants get drunk all the time and it’s becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.” Tell me about this.

Paris: I read that too and I was like, how would an elephant get alcohol in the first place. Why would talk about that. Why I care if an elephant got drunk? Can an elephant get drunk? I’ve never talked about that in my life.

Ellen: You’ve never heard about it? Nothing?

Paris: No, I didn’t even know an elephant could get drunk. I don’t even think they can still. They always put words in my mouth all the time.

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13 Comments to “PARIS HILTON DOES ‘ELLEN’”

  1. blake
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:11 am
    1

    Why would Ellen have this idiot on her show? First she had Mariah a couple weeks ago, now this????
  2. Sushi
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:26 am
    2

    QUOTE:Paris: No, I didn’t even know an elephant could get drunk. I don’t even think they can still. They always put words in my mouth all the time.

    They’re trying to replace the dick that’s usually in there.
  3. Michelle
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:31 am
    3

    She’s so lying. I swear she’s pathological. I’m sure she totally said that!! And now she’s backtracking because everyone laughed at her.
  4. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:39 am
    4

    I’d SMACK my daughter if she wanted to be like Paris. I’d go all “Clockwork Orange” on her- ties her up, make her watch teh Simple Life over and over while playing Marilyn Manson songs and feeding her the drug that makes you nauseous………
    Without writers, Ellen sure has gotten desperate- Paris as a guest?
  5. Anonymous
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 10:47 am
    5

    I thot Ellen’s show went dark after her getting so much flack over crossing the picket lines????
  6. Martina
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am
    6

    Paris is gorgeous! I hope Ellen doesn’t try to rape her! It’s disgusting how Ellen forces women to rub their snatch all over her face as well as forcibly rubs her snatch all over the faces of every female guest.
    This is a known fact, ask anyone that’s been on the show! Ellen also stores her cell phone and digital camera up in her coochie, not sure what she has deep inside.
    JUST SAY NO TO ELLEN RUBBING HER SNATCH ALL OF YOUR FACE AND SO NO TO ELLEN FORCING HER FEMALE GUESTS TO RUB THEIR SNATCH ON HER FACE.
    sicko
  7. Meaghan
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 11:03 am
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    There actually is a problem with elephants getting drunk, and I thought the quote sounded a little too smart for her, because the full quote mentioned the places it was happening, and like she would be able to name a city not in california. When I read the quote I actually had hope that she was starting to learn, but now I realized she denying saying the smartest thing ever to ’supposedly’ come out of her. Stupid Paris.
  8. blake
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
    8

    Martina, just because Ellen is gay doesn’t mean she’ll go for anything like Paris. That’s like saying you’d go for Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved By The Bell) if he was sitting next to you.
    I hate retarded thoughts like that.
  9. fume
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 1:02 pm
    9

    Martina, that’s a very, uh, interesting fantasy life you have. Gay is not synonymous with “rapist,” just so you know.
  10. CLICK HERE
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    10

    Paris look so beautiful here
  11. just askin'
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    11

    Oh, Martina. Honey, you might want to call your doctor and get those meds tweaked again. Mmmkay?
  12. RaraAvis
    Posted: Nov 28th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
    12

    Scabs.
  13. one
    Posted: Nov 29th, 2007 at 10:45 am
    13

    http://www.hotcelebs.org
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