AT LEAST THEY HAVE CLOTHES ON THIS TIME

Posted Saturday, November 3rd, 2007 at 10:44 pm | 27 Comments »
Filed under: CariDee-English, Gabrielle-Union, Nick-Lachey, Pepa, Salt, Vanessa-Minnillo

After getting shamelessly sh*tfaced at their joint birthday bash in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Friday, Nick Lachey and gal pal Vanessa Minnillo kept the party going the next day by hitting up a pool party at The El San Juan Hotel. Sadly, the unemployed couple were the most famous people there.

Unlike their raunchy Mexican vacation earlier this year, Nick and Vanessa kept their clothes on and their feet on the ground as they mingled with fellow no-namers Salt-N-Pepa, Gabrielle Union, and Caridee English (of America’s Next Top Model infamy).

Meanwhile, rumours continue to rumble that Nick and Vanessa are battling over a reality show deal. She wants one. He doesn’t.

While there is certainly a lesson to be learned from the firey crash known as Newlyweds (being followed around by cameras 24/7 is not the best afrodisiac), these two freebie-loving fallen stars could certainly use the work.

Stay tuned!

THE SURREAL LIFE

Posted Saturday, November 3rd, 2007 at 5:15 pm | 16 Comments »
Filed under: CariDee-English, Nick-Lachey, Pepa, Salt, Vanessa-Minnillo

A handful of Hollywood D-listers showed up for Pepa (of Salt-n-Pepa fame), Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo’s joint birthday bash during the relaunch of The El San Juan Hotel & Casino 2007 in San Juan, Puerto Rico on Friday night.

Gabrielle Union and America’s Next Top Model alum Caridee English were among the lackluster stars who were on hand to enjoy the free booze and press as they danced the night away amid a sea of drunken party revelers.

On November 9, Nick will turn 34 while his lady love Vanessa will celebrate her 27th birthday. Meanwhile, Pepa, who real name is Sandra Denton, will turn 43. Her nose, on the other hand, will be celebrating its first brithday.