‘CAMP ROCK’ SKIPS ACROSS THE POND

Posted Wednesday, September 10th, 2008 at 12:23 pm | 8 Comments »
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Proud virgins Kevin, Joe and Nick of the Jonas Brothers just touched up the purple carpet at the European premiere of Camp Rock at Royal Festival Hall in London today.

The wholesome Joe Bros were joined by their co-star singer, songwriter and actress Demi Lovato, who glittered in what appears to be a dress made out of tin foil.

All four pop puritans will perform live after the screening of the new Disney flick.

Hours earlier, the boy band posed with their fans and signed autographs for them while leaving BBC Radio 1 where they were on promo duty.

During their interview, eldest brother Joe opened up about the tongue lashing they received courtesy of Russell Brand during the recent MTV VMAs. “I didn’t know of him, actually,” he scoffed. “We knew, I think, the movie he was in, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, but other than that I think it was the first time anyone had heard of Russell Brand.”


2008 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS: ARRIVALS

Posted Sunday, September 7th, 2008 at 10:24 pm | 7 Comments »
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Host Russell Brand came out attacking U.S. politics, and fired off a round of jokes directed toward Republican vice president candidate Sarah Palin and her pregnant daughter.

The British comedian then moves to mocking the Jonas Brothers and their virgin status, and brought his routine full circle.

“Eight years of Bush are what the Jonas Brothers are going to have to cram into their bachelor parties.”

We can only imagine how parents of the tween generation were cringing in their seats.

Afterwards, the Joe Bros performed Love Bug acoustically, singing it outside on Paramount’s New York backlot. But due to their age and Disney affiliation, their Big Apple attempt came off looking a little Sesame Street.


EEEEEK, IT’S A JONAS ORGY!

Posted Monday, August 18th, 2008 at 4:38 pm | 22 Comments »
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What’s better than three Jonas Brothers?

SIX Jonas Brothers!!!!!

It was a smorgasbord Jonasmania today Kevin, Nick and Joe stood next to their wax likenesses at the unveiling of their wax figures at Madame Tussauds in Washington, D.C.

The puritan pop trio are in the area for a concert tonight at the Nissan Pavilion in northern Virginia.

While we admit there is a striking resemblence between the boys and their ceraceous counterparts, we can’t help but notice the fact that Chubby Cheeks Jonas was slimmed down into Skinny Jonas.


DO NOT MESS WITH JONASMANIA

Posted Wednesday, August 13th, 2008 at 10:11 am | 6 Comments »
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Fans are bombarding a music critic that dared to diss Kevin Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

In a profile of the pop group yesterday, J. Freedom du Lac boldly said Kevin “has the misfortune — or, perhaps, the great fortune — of being in a band with two guys who tend to overshadow him.”

Now Jonas fans are going ballistic.

Here are merely some highlights of the verbal tongue-lashing the author of the piece received.

- So don’t assume that just because some of the shallow teenie boppers don’t fall head over heels for him, that there aren’t people who truly care about him.

- i was very upset with thing about the jonas brothers part today! you just crushed millions of girls hearts do you know that??

- omg. i cant freaking belive the WASHINGTON POST! would write something like that about the amazing, gorgeous, and talented kevin jonas.

- You do not have the right to criticize someone you don’t even know! That’s not right. That’s biased. Ever heard the expression “Don’t judge a book by its cover?”

Not since the era of McCarthyism have we seen such shameless Hollywood blacklisting.


THE JONAS BROTHERS PICK SIDES

Posted Monday, August 11th, 2008 at 10:22 am | 5 Comments »
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The Jonas Brothers were bombarded with fans last night as they attempted to make their way to Madison Square Garden in New York City to take the stage alongside Demi Lovato amid thousands of screaming fans.

While the trio of pop crooners remained mum when asked questions ranging from “Do you plan solo albums?” to “Will you marry me?”, young Kevin Jonas made a statement without saying a word.

Check out the words emblazoned on his t-shirt. It appears he’s commenting on the alleged feud going on between Selana Gomez/Demi Lovato and their Disney counterpart Miley Cyrus.

As clearly stated in gold letters on his black t-shirt, the eldest Jonas brother is on “Team Selena and Demi.”

Oh no he didn’t? Oh yes he did!


[Bauer Griffin]


THE JONAS BROTHERS: DIABESTES SUCKS

Posted Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 at 2:51 pm | 13 Comments »
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Nick Jonas may not be interested in having sex with girls, but he is into diabetes awareness.

Today the youngest member of the Jonas Brothers established his role as a diabetes ambassador by launching a new partnership with Bayer Diabetes Care to provide young people and their families with the motivation and support they need to help simplify life with diabetes.

At a press conference today in New York City, Nick and Bayer kicked off their long-term partnership, with Bayer making an initial large donation to the Change for the Children Foundation (a Jonas Brothers organization) to support Nick’s goal of helping children with diabetes.

Diagnosed with type 1 diabetes at age 13, Nick is passionate about sharing his personal story because he knows so many young people like him can feel alone and even embarrassed by the disease.

Says the 15-year-old survivor: “Nearly every day I hear from someone like me who says that I make them feel it’s OK to have diabetes and that’s really cool that I can do that. I know I’m lucky because I have a family that encourages me a lot. I want to give that same inspiration to other kids with diabetes.”

Ohmigod, couldn’t you just melt?


2008 TEEN CHOICE AWARDS: HIGHLIGHTS

Posted Sunday, August 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 pm | 17 Comments »
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Serving double duty as both host and musical guest, Miley Cyrus performed her new single 7 Things. We can think of many more things that are wrong with this picture.

He may be an old fart by teenage standards, but Steve Carell didn’t let his bedtime stop him from picking up his surfboard for Choice TV Actor in a Comedy for his role as Michael Scott on The Office.


Guess which Jesus-loving, purity ring-wearing pop rockers impressed their easy-to-impress fanatics with their lame on-stage antics.


OMG, eeeeeeeek, it’s the Jonas Brothers!

She says she’s “eternally 12 years old”, but that didn’t stop Mariah Carey from hitting up the Teen Choice Awards. The inappropriately-dressed songbird skipped the red carpet show due to a timing mix-up (read: she was late), but Mimi managed to get her sh*t together in time to perform her summer jam, I’ll Be Lovin’ You Long Time.


What? Was it Cameron Diaz’s year off?

The cast of Gossip Girl was without a doubt the belle of the ball. The show picked up enough surfboards to start a small Olympic team.

Hayden Panettierre picked up the award for Choice TV Actress in an Action Adventure. Needless to say, the Heroes actress was more than thrilled.


And finally, Channing Tatum. Just because.


TORONTO TURNS UPSIDE FOR THE JONAS BROTHERS

Posted Thursday, July 3rd, 2008 at 6:55 pm | 23 Comments »
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It was sheer tween fandemonium today as Joe, Nick and Kevin, a.k.a. the Jonas Brothers, hit up the MuchMusic studios in Toronto for a special Live@Much appearance.

Fans began lining up as early as Tuesday for the afternoon appearance on trendy Queen Street, where the singing brothers held court amid a few thousand squealing, screaming fangurls. Traffic was at a virtual stand still when they hit the stage — cars were not moving and neither were the streetcars.

With their wholesome Christian image and boyish good-looks, 20-year-old Kevin, 18-year-old Joe and 15-year-old Nick charmed their easy-to-influence admirers to end as they had them chanting the chrous of their latest song like a dedicated cult.

The boys are in town for their only Canadian concert on Friday night at the Molson Amphitheatre. Some fans have paid over $500.00 for a ticket.

We don’t get it either.


THE JONAS BROTHERS DO ‘PEOPLE’

Posted Friday, May 23rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm | 59 Comments »
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Music’s hottest trio have found themselves in the upcoming issue of People magaine.

In a special newsstand-only issue dedicated to the Jonas Brothers, Kevin, Joe and Nick talk about their celebritydom, staying a virgin until marriage and, of course, Miley Cyrus!!

Nick on the perks of being a teen heartthrob: “When you see a girl that you think is totally hot, in an airport or something, and she’ll come up and be like, ‘Oh my gosh, you guys are the Jonas Brothers.’ And we’re like, ‘Oh, yes, we are.’”

Nick on wearing a purity ring, which symbolizes his commitment to abstinence until marriage: “It’s a personal decision. It’s another way for us to be different. Some people are like ‘Whoa’ — taken aback. Why is the world so freaked out that we have standards?”

Kevin on Miley Cyrus: “We had a party on the tour bus for my birthday, but Miley couldn’t come because she was grounded.”

The boys also offer up some of their secret talents. While Nick makes “really good” macaroni and cheese, Kevin can burp on command and Joe is a “great matchmaker.” He takes credit for setting up his bass player with a girl they saw on the street in Boston.


HOLLYWOOD GOES GREEN

Posted Tuesday, February 19th, 2008 at 8:51 pm | 12 Comments »
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Hollywood shows that it cares as a bevy of celebs come out to support Chevy Rocks the Future in Buena Vista, CA on Tuesday.

The event celebrated promises that have been made to preserve the environment, and introduced attendees to Chevy’s lineup of gas-friendly to gas-free vehicles.

The event was filled with Hollywood’s hottest and youngest up-and-comers!

Kate Beckinsale was also on hand.

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The event featured a live performance by teen sensations the Jonas Brothers.

Kevin, Joe and Nick own their own Chevrolet Tahoe 2 Mode Hybrid SUV. (It was recently named “Green Car of the Year” by Green Car Journal.)

“Being eco-friendly is important to us,” says Nick. “We worked with our record label to come up with the first-ever CD-VU+ format, a 100-percent recyclable package.”

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Cutie patootie Abigail Breslin was on hand at the star-studded event alongside her older brother Spencer.

Eleven-years-old, Oscar nominated and ecofriendly?

Talk about having your sh*t together!

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90210 reunion!!!

The surviving castmembers of the hit 90s show Luke Perry and Jenny Garth.

Donna Martin graduates!

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Shanna Moakler and her gorgeous daughter Atiana Cecilia de la Hoya, a.k.a. daughter of Oscar de la Hoya, a.k.a. the cross-dressing boxer.)

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The always fabulous Shar Jackson.

Just because.