HOLLYWOOD’S HOTTEST CULT TURNS 39!

Posted Sunday, August 10th, 2008 at 12:47 pm | 7 Comments »
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The crazies were out in full force last night for the 39th annual Church of Scientology anniversary gala in Hollywood.

Celebrity thetans Kelly Preston and John Travolta were joined by fellow brainwashed babes Erika Christensen and Leah Remini as they celebrated one of Hollywood’s most longstanding cults.

While the party was inside The Manor Hotel (an extension of the Celebrity Centre), crowds gathered outside of the star-studded celebration to denounce Scientology.

Carrying signs that read “Scientology Suppresses Free Speech” and “Ask Us About the Criminal Cult”, the protesters and former members grew by the hour as dignitaries, politicians, and celebrities sneaked in through the side door.

Noticeably missing from the night’s festivities? Scientology’s reigning royal couple, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.


STAGE PARENT X 2

Posted Wednesday, September 12th, 2007 at 1:19 pm | 25 Comments »
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Barely 7-years-old and parents John Travolta and Kelly Preston have already begun pimping out their daughter Ella Bleu.

Production has just kicked off on her very first major motion picture, ‘Old Dogs’, which not coincidentally stars her Scientology-loving parents.

The seemingly happy family was snapped hand-in-hand-in-hand on the New York City set of the Walt Becker-directed comedy during a break from filming.

Looks cute now, but something tells me that in about ten years or so, we may very well find young Ella Blue passed out in the passenger’s seat of her lesbian lover’s car after a wild night of partying.


I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Posted Sunday, August 5th, 2007 at 6:00 pm | 18 Comments »
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Tom Cruise and Co. were a no show, but there was still plenty of star power at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre’s 38th Anniversary Gala in Hollywood last night.

John Travolta and his life-long beard, Kelly Preston, were, as they joined fellow nut Kirstie Alley at the star-studded bash.

Hollywood vampress Priscilla Presley showed up with her new flame Nigel Lithgoe.

Washed up actress and new parent Jenna Elfman was also on hand.

Others fetting Hollywood’s favouite cult included Giovanni Ribisi, Marisol Nichols, Michael Pena, Erika Christensen and Nancy Cartwright, a.k.a. the voice of none other than Bart Simpson.

Singer-turned-plastic surgery enthusiast Taylor Dane headlined the entertainment.

There were also a lot of local members, government officials and the like, but ,you know, it was all about the famous folks.

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Academy Award nominated actress Anne Archer. Yep, Scientology can happen to the best of ‘em.

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‘Army Wives’ beauty Catherine Bell.

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‘CSI: Miami’ actress Sofia Milos. Evidently, Scientology does not condemn plastic surgery.