MADONNA SLEEPS THREE HOURS A NIGHT?

Posted Monday, July 14th, 2008 at 1:04 pm | 20 Comments »
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Calling on Madonna fans and fauxs!!!

ABC has posted an excerpt from Life With My Sister Madonna.

Despite her estranged brother Christopher Ciccone’s clear intention to destroy her, his close view of the Material Girl’s jogging, gargling and sleepless nights is interesting to say the least.

Check it!

“We. The royal we. Madonna and me. My sister and I, she who is still fast asleep in a mahogany four-poster bed in her suite adjoining mine. The royal we, so fitting for a woman who is sometimes a royal pain in my ass. Although Buckingham Palace, the queen of England’s residence, is just across the road, in my estimation and that of millions of fans, she is the real queen of the universe—Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone, my elder sister by twenty-seven months, who, just eleven years after the release of her first record, is now one of the most famous women in the world.

“I eat an orange. No big English breakfast for me, no matter how much I like it. Otherwise, I’ll probably throw up when Madonna and I take our scheduled six-mile jog at eleven. Just as we did yesterday, just as we will do tomorrow—and on every other day during the tour.

“Schedule, in fact, is my sister’s middle name. Up at nine in the morning, in bed by eleven at night, with every hour in between planned by her as rigidly as any military campaign. With her mania for making lists, for running her life according to a timetable, in another incarnation Madonna could easily have run a prison, directed airport traffic, or been a five-star general.

“Sadly for her, though, her nights can’t be structured or played out according to a strict schedule, because she is an insomniac and rarely sleeps more than t here hours each night.”

Meanwhile, in an interview with Good Morning America today, the vexed brother characterized Madge’s hubby Guy Ritchie as a homophobe who destroyed his close relationship with his sister.

He added that his “controlling” star sister is beginning to “crack” under the pressure of turning 50 and is struggling to maintain her image.

Life With My Sister Madonna drops today. Are you buying it?