BROOKE HOGAN BOUGHT HER BANGIN’ BOD

Posted Monday, February 25th, 2008 at 3:48 pm | 18 Comments »
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If there was ever a question, you now have your answer — Brooke Hogan’s curves can be purchased at a plastic surgeon’s office near you.

The Mariah Carey-esque silicone saggies appear to be decent, but what`s up with that nose? Downgrade!


THE ELEVATING HOGAN

Posted Monday, February 25th, 2008 at 8:33 am | 10 Comments »
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Reality star/failed pop act Brooke Hogan jumps for joy as she shows off her killer bikini body on the sunny shores of Miami over the weekend.

Despite being caught up in the middle of her parent’s divorce, the 19-year-old Hulk spawn threw on a sexy blue bikini for a little fun in the sun while catching some rays in Miami on Sunday.

While her music career may not be rockin’ — her body sure is!

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WHO OWNS THE RED CARPET?

Posted Sunday, February 10th, 2008 at 11:18 pm | 44 Comments »
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Which celebrity had the best red carpet look at Sunday night’s 50th annual Grammy Awards?

Rihanna in Zac Posen

Beyonce in Elie Saab

Alicia Keys in Armani

Miley Cyrus in Celine

Fergie in Calvin Klein

Brooke Hogan in yet to be determined

Nelly Furtado in Arthur Mendonca

Carrie Underwood in Zuhair Murad


50TH ANNUAL GRAMMY AWARDS: ARRIVALS

Posted Sunday, February 10th, 2008 at 7:37 pm | 18 Comments »
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Former bleach blonde Brooke Hogan shows off her new more mature (albeit equally trashy) ‘do at the 50th annual Grammy Awards at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Sunday.

The blown out beauty is being honoured with a lifetieme achievement award by The Recording Academy for her everlasting imprint on music as we know it.

Thank you, Brooke. You are America’s princess!

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BROOKE GOES FOR HER DAILY BOUNCE

Posted Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at 12:49 pm | 16 Comments »
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It’s all eyes on Brooke Hogan as the failed pop star — clad in a pink sports bra and matching runners — goes jogging with a pal on Miami Beach‘s Lincoln Road over the weeekend.

After recently spending a couple of weeks in Los Angeles in an attempt to revive her D.O.A. career, Brooke has returned to the Sunshine State to get her bod back into tip top shape prior to the 2008 release of her sophomore album.

We admire Brooke’s body-slimming efforts, but if you ask us, the quickest and easiest way to drop 200 lbs is to ditch Paul Wall.

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BEACH BODY ALERT: BROOKE HOGAN EDITION

Posted Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 at 1:38 am | 15 Comments »
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After debuting her new nose at the Art Basel Party and Fashion Show over the weekend, natural beauty Brooke Hogan kicks off the busy work week with a strenuous day at the beach in Miami on Monday.

With her breakfast — a tall Starbucks iced coffee — in tow, the 19-year-old celebuspawn arrived to the beach bright and early yesterday to the tend to her daily tanning responsibilities. After a morning agenda full of dips in the ocean between flirting sessions with her beau, Brooke focussed the entire afternoon on maintaining that unseasonably characteristic December tan.

As the sun began to set, the bikini-clad reality star slipped into some comfy trackpants and headed to a Miami recording studio where she laid down some track for her upcoming sophomore album. It is scheduled to be released in early 2008. Lord help us all.


BROOKE HOGAN: QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE

Posted Monday, December 10th, 2007 at 10:43 am | 24 Comments »
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Looking downright primal in a zebra-print minidress, reality star-turned-failed pop singer Brooke Hogan channels her inner land-grazing mammal at the Art Basel Party And Fashion Show in Miami over the weekend.

Is it just us or does Brooke’s mug (namely her Jacksonesque nose) look a little tweaked?

The work of a highly-skilled-plastic surgeon? Or the result of a master make-up artist?

YOU DECIDE!!!


BROOKE IS ALL SMILES DESPITE INNER SADNESS

Posted Thursday, December 6th, 2007 at 8:27 am | 6 Comments »
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Broke Hogan, daughter of wrestler Hulk Hogan, was seen multi-tasking on Robertson Blvd on Wednesday, signing autographs for photographers as she made her way to different boutiques.

Despite endless family problems — parents in the process of a divorce, brother’s recent car accident — the failed pop star seemed very relaxed and had a smile on her face.

Whoever said there’s no such thing as retail therapy has clearly never been to an end-of-season sale at Kitson!


BEACH BODY ALERT: BROOKE HOGAN EDITION

Posted Monday, November 26th, 2007 at 1:08 pm | 30 Comments »
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Looking moderately palatable in an itsy bitsy pink and black stripped bikini, child of divorce Brooke Hogan shows off her hulkin’ hot bod at an upscale hotel in Miami on Sunday.

Meanwhile, the latest word on the Hogan divorce is that it’s yesterday’s news, as they say. The couple has been split for months and it’s not a surprise to anyone, contrary to reports.

With that being said, where’s the sunscreen??



THE LADIES OF SANJAYA MALAKAR

Posted Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 at 8:43 pm | 16 Comments »
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After arriving at the show with a tramped up Brooke Hogan, lady-loving ‘American Idol’ reject Sanjaya Malakar made the rounds at Tuesday night’s 2007 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Los Angeles chatting it up with a bevy of beautiful babes.

Mostly notably, the notorious Hollywood lotario was snapped macking his shiznit with a frozen-faced Janice Dickinson and a busted up (and out!) looking Hottie of ‘Flavor of Love’ fame.

It appears Sanjaya’s brooding charm and million dollar smile crosses all boundaries of age and race.

What a little stud!

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