BRANDON LOSES WEIGHT AND ABILITY TO PAY

Posted Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 at 11:13 am | 8 Comments »
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A newly slimmed down Brandon Davis was spotted heading to Da Silvano eatery in the trendy West Village of New York City yesterday to meet up with frinds for a quick lunch.

Meanwhile, the Hollywood celeb-u-brat is getting some slack for stopping into Lily Pond and Dune in the Hamptons over the weekend and not paying for the bottle service.

A source said, “He was sweating all over the models and didn’t pay for anything.” Next stop was Dune, where, we’re told, Davis - shockingly - “didn’t buy a bottle or anything.”

With soaring fuel prices and record revenue levels, you’d think this oily oil heir would have more than a few dollars to spare to fund his many vices!


[Bauer Griffin]


PITY PARTY

Posted Tuesday, December 18th, 2007 at 8:49 am | 10 Comments »
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A sad-looking and braless Paris Hilton is all pouts as she departs from West Hollywood’s Villa Lounge on Monday night.

The socialite was accompanied by on/off friend Brandon Davis and her 18-year-old brother Barron who helped guide the 26-year-old out of the club.

So, what had the former felon feeling so down? We’re not quite sure, but after helping an injured Oompa-Loompa and offering to adopt the orphaned Smurfs of this world, we believe Paris deserves an “off” day.

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[Pacific Coast News]


THEY BELONG TOGETHER

Posted Tuesday, December 11th, 2007 at 7:22 pm | 9 Comments »
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Brandon Davis having lunch at The Ivy with…Fergie? Yep it appears so.

By the look on Greasy Bear’s face, he seems to have either come back from the dead or is dealing with a serious hangover!

Now let’s just hope super stud Josh Duhamel dumps Fergie-Ferg’s humps for his equally hot Transformers costar Megan Fox so that these two fugly soulmates can finally get it on!

Ahh…a boy can dream….

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[Flynet]


GREASY HEIR

Posted Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 at 8:09 am | 11 Comments »
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Brandon Davis is gross on so many levels. His face. That out-of-shape body. That foul mouth.

But now Page Six can add another facet of his undying nastiness — his hair!

Even professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Wait a minute — bears drink carrot juice?!?


TIME FOR SOME BIRTHDAY BEATS!

Posted Thursday, August 30th, 2007 at 10:22 am | 21 Comments »
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Party purveyor Paris Hilton did not seem too happy when photogs snapped the newly cropped heiress leaving Mr Chow in Beverly Hills last night after celebrating pal and creator of the Firecrotch Brandon Davis’ 28th birthday. For that matter, neither did the birthday boy himself.

Rocking a pastel coloured dress and white pumps (ick!), the former felon kept things somber as she departed from the celeb-ridden eatery after dining with a handful of fellow trust fund babies.

The normally very vocal Brandon, meanwhile, stayed mum when the pesky paparazzi probed him on that mysterious black eye.


BRANDON DAVIS KICKED OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN

Posted Saturday, July 14th, 2007 at 9:36 am | 14 Comments »
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Page Six reports that as a result of his often vile behaviour, Brandon Davis, creator of the term “Firecrotch” and grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has been financially cut-off.”His family cut him off for using and abusing,” says a spy. “He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did.”

Brandon has been contacting friends and asking them to loan him $2000 each time. So far, no luck for the heir, who is reportedly living on credit. Even pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren’t taking his calls.

As it stands now, the oily oil heir is holed up in Miami with a good pal and fellow loser, Scott Storch.

Oh, how the heavy have fallen.


IT’S NOT GOOD TO BE BRANDON DAVIS

Posted Monday, April 9th, 2007 at 6:49 am | No Comments »
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Poor Brandon Davis. Once a BFF of Paris Hilton, Brandon is now struggling to find a friend he calls his own.

According to Page Six, the greasy oil heir threw a fit when he was rejected from the recent Details magazine party in Hollywood.

‘According to our spy, “he started demanding that staffers get Stavros [Niarchos].” The Greek shipping heir had evidently told Davis about the party and was already inside. But when staffers found Niarchos, he begged them to tell Davis that he wasn’t there, adding, “I didn’t invite him here, and I don’t really want to be around him.” Niarchos then joined the other revelers. Davis eventually made such a fuss that he was allowed in - and Niarchos beelined to a Details editor to apologize, adding, “You know I would never bring him here.”‘

Pretty humiliating story, I know, but wait a few weeks until the exact same thing happens to Stavros.

Aren’t Hollywood friendships fab?