MEN ON PARADE

Posted Wednesday, June 13th, 2007 at 8:00 am | 33 Comments »
Filed under: Adrien-Grenier, Apolo-Ohno, Blake-Lewis, Chris-Evans, Jake-Gyllenhaal, Justin-Timberlake, Kenny-Chesney, Ludacris, Maksim-Chmerkovskiy, Matthew-McConaughey

Matthew McConaughey is People’s new ‘Bachelor of the Year.’

They interview his mom and find out about life in that airstream trailer. But he’s far from being the only hunk in the mag listing 2007’s Hottest Bachelors, which hits newsstands on June 15. People also has categories for Scruffy Guys with Sex Appeal, Sexy Smart guys, Funny Guys, Powerplayers and Lean, Green Sexymachines (”ecocrusaders”).

Is there anybody who is not on one of these lists?

Let’s take a look at just some of the people who made this year’s list.

Matthew Mcconaughey (is there a hot list (or gay man) that he isn’t topping lately?), Jake Gyllenhaal (the token non-threatening boy-next-door), Chris Evans (well deserved), Maksim Chmerkovskiy (who?), Ludacris (token black dude)

Kenny Chesney (token gay dude), Blake Lewis (his 15-minutes of fame aren’t up yet?), Adrien Grenier (don’t his blue eyes just make you melt?), Apolo Ohno (someone owes his publicist a big raise), Justin Timberlake (seriously? I mean, seriously??)