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A seemingly out-of-it Amy Winehouse struggles to keep cognizant during an ordinary trip to her local grocery store in London on Thursday.

Next stop for Wino? Norway! (And, no, it isn’t part of her tour.) The troubled chanteuse was summoned yesterday to appear in a Bergen court in connection with her appeal of the fine she and her husband paid in October after they were busted for marijuana possession.

Sadly, it looks like Amy’s trip will be a lonely one as she has been banned from normal visits to her jailed husband after he failed a drug test. She can now only see Blake Fielder-Civil from behind a glass screen with no physical contact.

The question that remains now is: where is Blakey gonna score his smack now?!?

With New Years just around the corner, where is party princess Lindsay Lohan? Stranded on the Italian island of Capri, of course!

The 21-year-old actress is set to receive some kind of Global Film Award. Clearly not for I Know Who Killed Me.

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere will also descend on to the island to pick up her Breakout Award. Has she even made a good film yet?

Why else is Lilo on the lovely island off the romantic Amalfi coast of Italy? “She wants to experience more things culturally,” a rep for the awards reveals.

In other words, this is a great excuse for La Lohan to get out of Dodge’s bars and clubs during the Holiday Danger Zone.

In a newly released Reuters poll, Angelina Jolie was named the best celebrity humanitarian of 2007, for both her work as a U.N. goodwill ambassador and raising awareness of suffering in Africa. The mother-of-four edged out Bono, Archbishop Desmond Tutu and Bill Gates. No easy feat to say the least!

Meanwhile, Madonna earned the least respect as a do-gooder, hampered by claims that she used her fame to circumvent Malawian adoption rules. As one voter in the poll said, “Madonna seems to do philanthropy the way she’s done Indian culture, sex and just about everything — like a disposable fad.”

Miley Cyrus of Hannah Montana fame has split from Nick Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.

The two 15-year-old singers are part of the Best of Both Worlds Tour currently touring through New York, but never confirmed they were dating.

“They just broke up, but not many people even knew they were going out,” an insider told Page Six.

Miley gave a hint that the two were more than just teenaged friends when during a concert she gave a peck on his cheek.

She claims it was a “deviated septum” that caused her get a nose job, but the cosmetic procedure has rendered Ashley Tisdale unrecognizable. Who’s that girl? La Toya Jackson?

The High School Musical star and Louis Vuitton enthusiast showed off her new beak on Thursday during a day out in L.A. with her mom. The duo stopped by the Coffee Bean to get a drink, went to a local salon to get their nails did and then rounded the afternoon off with some retail therapy at Bloomingdales.

No one ever said being a star was hard work!

Now that Ash has fully recovered from the rhinoplasty, the question is: will her career do the same? If fellow altered actress Jennifer Grey (of Dirty Dancing fame) and more recently Ashlee Simpson are any indication, the girl will never work another day in her life!

Another Hollywood couple goes split.

This time it’s acclaimed actor-director Sean Penn and Forrest Gump star Robin Wright Penn. (She was Jenny.)

The pair married in 1996.

Channeling her inner Boy George, an androgynous Kelly Osbourne greets fans outside of a Malibu pet store on Thursday while picking up Mouse, the latest addition to her ever-growing pack of canines.

While leaving the celeb-friendly pooch purveyor, the former reality star dished to photogs about how she thought DUIs are the coolest thing ever these days, saying they’re “in fashion now. Just wait — I’ll be arrested for something soon!”

Now that is a new year’s resolution we truly hope Kelly lives up to.

There’s a baby in the oven, but that won’t keep Jessica Alba from working out!

Hours after confirming that she is indeed engaged to her babydaddy Cash Warren, the MILF-to-be hit up Emerson Hall Fitness on Melrose Avenue in West Hollywood for her daily hour-long workout session.

The gym boasts itself as a “Zen” Fitness Training zone, but Jessica was looking anything but as she showed off her somewhat growing belly while hiding her meal ticket of a face behind her baseball cap.

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Mum-to-be Jessica Alba ain’t the only celeb in Hollywood sporting a sparkly new engagement ring.

Fergie, the self-appointed people’s artist, proudly showed off her new princess cut sparkler during a day out in Brentwood, CA on Thursday. The Black Eyed Peas frontwoman announced her engagement to longtime beau Josh Duhamel earlier this week.

This is the first reported incident of a rock in Fergie’s hand that did not end up getting smoked.

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After a festive holiday celebration at his father’s Primrose Hill home, Gavin Rossdale takes his ultra fashionable wife Gwen Stefani on a walking sight-seeing tour in the uber hip SoHo district of London on Thursday.

Rocking her trademark turquoise shades and matching scarf (love it!), the American import and her British beau appeared in great spirits as they strolled the streets between pop-ins at various boutiques and craft stores.

The upcoming new year holds big things for Gwen, including a highly anticipated No Doubt reunion. The 38-year-old singer has also expressed wishes for a second baby. But could a new addition to the family halt their planned world tour? Nah….babies have never stopped her before!