Now that Dancing with the Stars alums Helio Castroneves and Julianne Hough have taken the top prize, where are they headed now? He’s ended his engagement, and she’s signed a record deal.

According to TMZ, business executive Aliette Vazquez has broken off her engagement to the Indy 500 champ, after six years of dating. OK! has been reporting Helio was heading for a January wedding.

Meanwhile, Extra says Julianne, who has always wanted to be a country singer, is on her way to Nashville. “I just signed with Universal Records.”

What once was….

Jennifer Love Hewitt was once known for her smokin’ hot curves, but it seems nowadays we should be admiring her divets and dimples.

CLICK HERE to check out the unfortunate bikini shots.

The Ghost Whisperer actress, who was allegedy the ONE-TIME inspiration behind former boyfriend John Mayer’s hit Your Body Is A Wonderland, was looking a little worse for wear as she hit the beach for a swim during a Hawaiian getaway yesterday.

Sure, in an ordinary world, J.Love’s physique is to die for, but in the you-can’t-be-too-rich-blonde-or-thin world of Hollywood, curves can mean the end of a starlet’s career!

Your name’s not down, you’re not getting in!

Audrina Patridge of The Hills tried and failed to gain entry to L.A. hotspot Hyde nightclub last night as her name wasn’t on the list. She was seen chatting handsome Scottish singer Darius Danesh before leaving red-faced to get a cab.

You know, if she wasn’t a complete nobody, this would be absolutely hilarious!

Don’t believe the hype — Britney Spears is not pregnant again! (Thank goodness!)

In a text message to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show in L.A. today, resident Brit cling-on Sam Lutfi debunked In Touch Weekly’s new cover story that Brit-Brit is expecting a baby with her ex, J.R. Rotem.

Says Sam: “It’s BS. Don’t know who made it up. J.R. doesn’t even know what’s up. It’s fake. Completely fake.”

On behalf of the human race, Britney, we thank you!!

Shameless self-promoter Paris Hilton drops by The Ellen Degeneres Show today.

Here are some highlights from the highly enlightening conversation:

Do you get recognized everywhere you go?

Paris: Yeah. (Audience laughs)

Ellen: Do people dress like you … and want to be like you?

Paris: Some of the teen-age girls when they come to the signings, or my appearances, they’ll die their hair blond. They have little Chihuahuas. It’s really cute.

Setting the record straight about drunken elephants

Ellen: How does this happen? Last month..Where did this happen? Someplace overseas. India? This is the quote that’s all over the press from you. “The elephants get drunk all the time and it’s becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them.” Tell me about this.

Paris: I read that too and I was like, how would an elephant get alcohol in the first place. Why would talk about that. Why I care if an elephant got drunk? Can an elephant get drunk? I’ve never talked about that in my life.

Ellen: You’ve never heard about it? Nothing?

Paris: No, I didn’t even know an elephant could get drunk. I don’t even think they can still. They always put words in my mouth all the time.

The wannabe actress was reportedly set up on a date with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo by her dad Joe, after he realized the pair were perfect for each other. (You mean, more perfect than Joe and Jess together?)

A Pal of Jessica’s tells Page Six:

“Joe and Tony have been friendly for a while. Joe is a huge Dallas Cowboys fan, and Tony has always had a crush on her - he even said on his website about a year ago that it was his dream to date her. Jessica has been in Nashville and Dallas recording her new country album. When Tony found out, he called Joe and said, ‘I know she’s not dating anyone right now, can I take her out for a drink at least?’ Jessica said it was OK for Joe to give Tony her number and they hit it off. They’ve been dating for a couple of weeks now, and Jessica is so happy. She’s been texting everyone about how great he is.”

This is certainly not the first time Joe has set up his daughter. He has previously been spotted giving out busty Jessica’s number to attractive men at parties.

In September, a partygoer said: “Joe was chatting to a handsome guy and told him Jessica was single. He gave the hunk his assistant’s number and said he’d set him up with her.”

Creeeeeeeeeeeepy!!!

John was spotted last week walking the streets of NYC with OK! Magazine’s Shauna Bass

Model John Coulter, a.k.a. the faux priest listening to Britney Spears’ naughty confession on the controversial artwork of her latest album Blackout, rejected strong sexual advances from the disgraced pop star because “he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all.”

Recalling the photo shoot for the artwork, the 6′2″ hunky Arizona native tells the upcoming issue of OK! magazine: “There was definitely chemistry. Those pictures were pretty tame! There were a few other crazy ones.”

A pal of Brit-Brit confirmed that there were sparks flying between John and Britney during the shoot.

“She was flirting with him the whole time!” she says. “She asked if he had a girlfriend and what sexual position he liked… They did share a few kisses on set, for the camera - and a few that weren’t!”

However, what must have been a shocking rejection for Britney came when the singer invited the model to Four Seasons hotel later that night.

“He said he didn’t want to get mixed up in it all,” says the source.

Hinting at Britney’s less-than-stable mental state and bizarre behaviour, John told the glossy: “She’s going through a lot, and some of it she does bring on herself.”

Some? Surely you jest!

Looking all bundled up, big screen beauty Cameron Diaz, who is in Boston filming The Box with James Marsden, was all smiles when she stopped by Joe Milano’s historic Freedom Trail eatery, The Union Oyster House, yesterday.

We’re told the actress knew her oysters and ordered up some on the half shell, tried the famed chowder and the fish and chips.

After getting a tour of the restaurant, Miss Diaz signed the book with the note: “Thanks for the Chowda!”

The increasingly irrelevant designer will feature the perpetually pouty Spice Girl in advertisements for his spring collection.

According to the latest reports, Posh was shot for the new ads just after Halloween.

Our thoughts on the decision?

Mum-to-be Christina Aguilera is downright giggly as she opens up for the first time about her baby boy, her marriage, and her future in the “Sexy Mama” cover article featured in the January 2008 issue of Marie Claire, on newsstands nationally December 11.

Xtina on getting knocked up: “We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?”

Xtina on being pregnant while touring: “I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong — somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show.” [So she wore a well-concealed heart monitor. She didn't want to broadcast the news.] “I didn’t want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be OK?’ But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back.”

Xtina on not making a pregnancy announcement: “Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”

Xtina on motherhood and her sexy image: “We’re so labeled. If you’re too sexual, you’re slutty. If you’re not sexual enough, you’re a prude. I like to put it out there as a topic of conversation. Why does it bother you? What’s your problem with it? Am I really hurting you? Let’s get to the root of it. I have more than one side of me that likes to get out on a stage and sing. Sometimes I want to be aggressive, sometimes I want to feel empowered in my sexuality and my vulnerability. I want to put all that out there.”