Lindsay Lohan has been spotted in recent days huffing and puffing away on Ariva, a mint flavoured tobacco product meant to replace cigarettes, and now we know why — her out-of-shape butt is constantly getting winded on the set of her upcoming dance-themed flick, ‘Dare to Love Me.’

Lindsay’s been a smoker for several years, but she really started puffing heavily when she was going through rehab. And now, she gets out of breath during her tango sessions, and instructors are telling her it’s because of all the smoking.

Something tells me Lilo’s trademark I-have-bronchial-asthma excuse isn’t too far behind.

Lindsay Lohan shopping in North Hollywood on October 29

A brunette CAMERON DIAZ shows off her endless limbs in a stripped turtleneck dress by Stella McCartney during a stop-off at MTV’s ‘Total Reqest Live’ in New York City. Meanwhile, R&B soulstress ASHANTI keeps her grey and black frock modern by rocking it with leggings and booties during a recent shopping spree in Beverly Hills.

Back Street Boy Nick Carter has taken time out of his not-so-busy schedule to star in a new movie!

‘Fast Glass’ follows three hotshot pilots who live the fast life by running crystal meth over the Mexican border. When the DEA catches up to them, it’s either go to prison or go to work for the good guys, which leads to their most dangerous run yet. DUN…DUN…DUNNN!!!

Sounds cheesy and predictable, but anything is better than ‘House Of Carters’!

Celeb-u-wanna Tony Romo broke his slience at practice today finally answering questions about his reported rendezvous with Britney Spears.

Despite a long history of chasing young Hollywod starlets, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback played the role of the humble athlete claiming that romance rumours come part and parcel with fame and that you just “shake your head every once in a while and you move on.”

The verdict is in and it ain’t good — Britney Spears will not regained custody of her kids.

Issuing his order today, Commissioner Scott Gordon gave Spears two visits total per week, one from 12:00 Noon to 7:00 PM and one overnight visit. The visits will be monitored.

Spears and K-Fed are ordered to figure out holiday schedules with the kids.

Britney must submit evidence that she childproofed her pool area by Friday.

You mean, after all these months, she still hasn’t childrpoofed that damn pool? The woman is a lazy idiot!

But wait — there’s more!

In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.”

The coach also said Spears seemed to have “a lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she would characterize as “abusive in a traditional sense.”

In other words, she’s a bad mother! Shocking, I know.

And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: “The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”

Looks like the commissioner is unswayed by Britney’s so-called celebrity….but he’s evidently a fan. I mean, who else would throw out a Chaotic shoutout during his statement?

Is George Clooney preparing to fill the combat boots of TV’s ‘G.I. Joe’?

That’s the latest buzz over at IESB.

Should he accept the offer, Clooney will play Duke in the live action big budget blockbuster.

No decisions have been made yet, but let’s hope he makes his mind up soon — time is definitely not on the 46-year-old actor’s side.

Amid rumours she’s expecting her third child, silverscreen goddess Cate Blanchett is nothing short of a work of art in the upcoming issue of i-D magazine.

Whether she’s knocked up is questionable. But whether she’s one of the most gorgeous and creative actresses of our time is undeniable.

The fiercely talented Alicia Keys is currently in Madrid, Spain promoting her new album ‘As I Am.’

Yesterday Keys gave a private showcase at El Colegio de Médicos de Madrid where she performed a number of new songs.

The only thing more gorgeous than Alicia’s voice was Alicia herself.

Love the new weave. Call Beyonce. She needs helps.

By now, everyone knows that Britney Spears partied the night away on Monday at L.A. hotspot Winston’s with BFF/faux cousin Alli Sims. But what you don’t know are all the naughty ongoings that occurred between those four walls.

Well, now you will….

A snoop at Ok! magazine was there to watch the puffy-lipped songstress constantly visit the bathroom, dance on the table and even swap clothes with the bartender!

Here are some highlights:

-Brit downed Grey Goose vodka and mixers throughout the night (so much for rehab!)

-She spent “a good portion” of her evening in a toilet stall with Alli. Says a source: “At one point, Brit even asked me which way the stall was because she ‘really had to go!’ She asked: ‘is the stall this way or that way’’ gesturing towards one of the stalls and towards the exit back out into the club. I pointed her in the right direction. Britney took care of business without ever letting go of her red lollipop.”

-When the DJ played Gimme More, Spears took to a tabletop to show off her new moves and “the crowd went wild!” She capped off the song by dirty-dancing with several male fans.

-When it was time to go home, Britney turned to a gorgeous brunette bartender, who was wearing a low-cut black dress, and said, ‘You have nice t*ts! Mine are all saggy’!” The bartender, somewhat dumbstruck by the comment, replied, ‘Thank you?!!’ Brit then asked the girl, “Do you wanna change? I wanna switch outfits!! Let’s switch!!’ The proceed to switch outfits — bras and all.

Needless to say, a memorable time was had by all…particularly the barterder-turned-pirate wench.

Angelina Jolie shows off the many veins on her arms while reading a script in between takes on the L.A. set of ‘The Changeling’ on Monday.

Miss Jolie has been heavily criticized about being too thin and it looks like the critics may very well be right!

In one shot you see Angie’s arm next to Clint Eastwood’s and the 77-year-old director’s gun looks better!