Here we go again! Looks like Britney Spears might need another stint in rehab.

The Sun reports that the trying-to-stay-sober star was carried out of LA’s Sky Bar on Sunday night sobbing and covered in vomit.

“I’m sorry, I’m sorry. Things aren’t going well for me at the moment,” she reportedly told staff as they removed her from the gents toilets – simultaneously demonstrating a gift for understatement.

The singer – it’s still ok to call her that, right? – lasted an hour at the Mondrian Hotel’s uber hip bar before rushing to the men’s toilet.

“Britney was found slumped over the toilet bowl with make-up smeared over her face and her wig hanging off,” said a source. “She had a room booked at the hotel but was too ill to stay and was begging her bodyguard to take her home. Britney was on her knees and must have been sick four or five times. She didn’t really seem with it, but I don’t know if she was drunk or not.”

We’re guess Brit’s latest incident had something to do with the huge entry made on her website explaining her dwindling fans what was going on.

“Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock-bottom,’ she said, before adding: ‘til this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression.”

Say whaaaaaaaaat?

“I was like a bad kid running around with Attention Deficit Disorder.”

Right. Cuz ADD makes you vomit five times in the men’s room and requires rehab….

Newly single Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner were spotted steaming up the shores of Malibu yesterday.

The former ‘Melrose Place’ co-stars, who spent much of the 90s in bed with countless people, escaping psychopaths and climbing the corporate ladder at any cost, have been spending a lot of time together in their real lives, confirming speculation they have taken their friendship to the next level.

With Heather’s divorce recently becoming final from Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora, she is free to settle down with someone new.

While there is still no formal confirmation on whether they’re a couple, it so far seems to be going smoother than any screen time they shared on the hit TV show.

If a new Hilton/Katzenberg heir pops up sometime soon, don’t be surprised as Nicky and David still appear to be crazy in love.

The happy couple were spotted taking a stroll in front of David’s father Jeffrey Katzenberg’s (CEO of Dreamworks) $30 million Malibu beach home yesterday.

The work of an heir/ess is never done.

Reps for Lindsay Lohan have issued a public statement:

“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”

In turn, I have issued a statement to Lindsay Lohan:

“It is our hope that you will appreciate the serious consequences of drugging and driving and stop crashing your Mercedes into trees. Get some real help and stop blaming the press, you out-of-control, perpetually inebriated little brat.”

Teen queen HILARY DUFF rocked an adorable Petro Zillia jumper dress with black leggings and ankle boots during a recent ‘TRL’ hosting gig in New York City. Meanwhile, Canadian hottie ELISHA CUTHBERT went nautical, donning the navy blue version with white pumps to Paris Hilton’s Memorial Day house party yesterday in Los Angeles.

Victoria Beckham made a fashionable appearance at Heathrow Airport in London today en route to Madrid where she will join her hubby and three boys.

The former Spice Girl made sure to flash the herd of paparazzi her uber trendy yellow ribbon — a homage to Madeleine McCann, the three year old British girl who went missing from a holiday apartment in Portugal.

And if you were wondering, yes, it’s time to throw out your red AIDS ribbon. It’s all about yellow and finding missing girls this season.

Frankie Muniz continues to do his best to ditch the ‘Malcom In The Middle’ ghost that haunts him.

Photogs caught up with the pint-sized self-proclaimed celeb lunching with his lady love yesterday in Beverly Hills acting quite different from the goofy Malcolm we all know (and love) from TV. The 20-year-old, who was a sporting a tough new haircut, goatee and tatts, strutted his stuff down the steet before telling the ever-hounding paparazzi to “beat it!”

Admit it — the new rough and tough, Chuck Lidell-inspired Frankie is sorta hot.

She may have went kicking and screaming, but drug aficionado Lindsay Lohan is finally in rehab!

Splash photogs snapped the boozed and battered 20-year-old checking in for what is reported to be a brief (and likely ineffective) 30-day treatment program.

I’d hate to be the utterer of the understatement of the year, but girlfriend needs a lot more help than just another stint at rehab.

Funnyman Steve Carrell was spotted at the Mercury Airfield in Burbank, California yesterday en route to New York City.

Word is that the 44-year-old actor has developed quite an affinity for flying in private jets ever since he skyrocketed to fame as a correspondent on ‘The Daily Show.’ Sources reveal Steve will even fly privately numerous times a day within state for brief meetings with movie execs.

Something tells me we won’t be seeing his resource-consuming butt at any Hollywood-Saves-the-Environment event any time soon.

It was a who’s who of Gay Hollywood (ok, not really) at the Life Ball in Vienna on Friday.

A shirtless Lance Bass (a.k.a. the once uglier other half of ‘Amazing Race’ hottie Reichen Lehmkuhl) proudly posed alongside Allan Cumming while a topless Amanda Lepore was able to hold her head up long enough to look moderately sober for the flash-happy media.

Needless to say, a gay ole time was had by all!