Archive for May, 2007

LOVE BITES

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Loved up newlyweds, Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder, weres spotted leaving the Shepherds Bush Empire in London yesterday after the second night of the soul diva’s show.

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With her trademark shy-high, raven beehive and lashings of eyeliner, the British songbird was also sporting an unsightly mark on her neck.

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Could the odd mark on be a bruise or even a love bite?

Knowing Amy and her drunken habits, my money is on the bruise.

WORLD PREMIERE: HILARY DUFF’S ‘STRANGER’

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Check out Hilary Duff’s third single from her latest album, ‘Dignity.’

‘Stranger’ is filled with all of the fear and pain of a young woman falling victim to an all-too-public relationship breakup.

Hmmm….Joel, are you listening?

PARIS FEELS REALLY SORRY FOR PARIS

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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People is reporting that Paris Hilton is “hugely distressed” right now as the celebutante realizes she must report to jail by next Tuesday.

“Paris hasn’t been eating at all and her parents and friends are beyond worried about her,” the source says. “She breaks down crying a lot because she just can’t deal with the reality and the pressure of everything that is happening.”

Luckily for the jailbound heirhead, she only has 5 days, 12 hours and 34 minutes left of “distress” — after that, her drinking and driving butt is being shipped off to the pokey.

SOCIALITE AT WORK

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Nicole Richie knows how to pamper herself, with not one, but two beauty therapists working away on the tiny ‘Simple Life’ star. The 25-year-old scene queen took a break from her busy party schedule yesterday for a little “Me Time” at a local West Hollywood beauty salon.

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Even a parking ticket did not seem to bother Nicole who must have felt relaxed after her beauty treatments.

Hey, if driving down the wrong side of the freeway and a subsequent DUI arrest is no sweat off her back, I doubt a few parking infringements are going to put a damper on her day.

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A BEAUTIFUL BABY

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Proving that the herpes sore doesn’t fall far from the virus, the New York Daily News has digged up some vintage photos (we’re talkin’ 80s here!) of Dina and Lindsay Lohan.

While Dina was clearly channeling her inner Jessica Hahn, Lindsay had yet to develop into the freckled drug-laden rehab queen we’ve all come to know and love.

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GET YOUR DANCIN’ SHOES ON!

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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As soon as a season of ‘Dancing with the Stars’ ends, the rumours of the next cast start up. And ABC will never confirm anything.

The latest buzz about dancers-to-be: Tori Spelling, who would use it not only to boost her career but also to take off baby weight. And former Spice Girl Melanie Brown, who is looking for something to do other than battle Eddie Murphy in paternity court.

BRAD DOES MONTREAL, EH?

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Professional globe-trotting super dad Brad Pitt has a tendancy to pop up in different parts of the world. So it comes as no surprise that the hunky actor was last spotted at the Old Montreal set of his latest flick, ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ yesterday.

The flick features Brad and Cate Blanchett in the lead and tells the story of a man who is born in his eighties and ages backwards.

Some of the film’s fiction appears to have rubbed off on the 43-year-old actor who is looking intriguingly younger in the photo.

Next up for Brad and wifey Angelina Jolie? The premieres of ‘Ocean’s Thirteen’ in New York City and ‘A Mighty Heart’ in L.A. next month.

AMERICAN LIAR

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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‘American Idol’ winner Jordin Sparks may have yapped and yapped about how her beautiful voice was God-given and not a result of vocal training, but her former vocal coach, Melissa Black, tells Star magazine that she tutored the young singer a few years back when she was 14.

Black praises Jordin’s talent — “I knew she wouldn’t take long to perfect her craft because she was so good” — but says she was “hurt for a week” when Jordin said she hadn’t had any formal training. Black laments, “Jordin didn’t have to mention my name. But at least acknowledge you had training.”

Tsk, tsk, Jordin — I only have one thing to say to you: WWJD?

SHE AIN’T PRETTY SHE JUST LOOKS THAT WAY

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Celebrity laughingstock Paris Hilton has been dropped from a book on the world’s top heiresses, because of her controversial behaviour.

In recent years, P.Hil has attracted controversy for a string of reasons, including her 2003 sex tape ‘1 Night In Paris’ and her 2006 arrest for drink driving. Photographer Roger Moenks was planning to include the hotel heirhead alongside Roberta Armani, Dylan Lauren, Allegra Hicks, Nadja Swarovski, Casey Johnson, among others in his book ‘Inheriting Beauty.’ However, following her recent jail sentencing for violating her probation for her drink driving arrest, Moenks has withdrawn Paris from the book.

His agent Marianne Strong tells Page Six, “(Moenks and his editors) bounced Paris by unanimous vote. She’s tried to play society like a game of Three-card Monte. Let’s hear it for high standards.”

You gotta love a good figurative kick to the ribs while the girl is down.

NOTHING SAYS MEMORIAL DAY LIKE ANOREXIA

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Nicole Richie’s recent email invitation for a party she co-hosted on Monday has come as a shocker to everyone.

The waify celebutante has gone a bit too far with her ‘anorexic’ Memorial Day party invitation.

“My fellow Americans it’s that time of year to celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer. Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems.”

The invite also states that girls heavier than 100 pounds won’t be allowed past the door.

“Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no…clue what Memorial Day really means!!…There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”

Reps for Nicole say that their client sent out the invitation in light humour, and added that the reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to insult anyone.

“This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”

Funny or just simply tasteless?