Archive for May, 2007

DRINKING AND DRIVING IS FUNNY STUFF

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Talk about a healthy dose of irony!

Just a few years ago (prior to her corruption), an 18-year-old Lindsay Lohan shot a anti-drunk driving PSA alongside teen pop band Simple Plan.

CLICK HERE to check it out!

Judging by the chuckle belted out, it seems La Lohan was able to foreshadow her future troubles with drugs, booze and the law.

Now whoever hired this freckled-faced crackhead to film a PSA seriously needs to be drug tested!

MORE REASON TO HATE DR. LAURA

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Hate on-air personality Laura Schlessinger’s son is under investigation after being linked to a controversial website featuring animated depictions of rape and child molestation.

Pictures of the radio talk show host’s 21-year-old son Deryk, who is serving in Afghanistan, are featured on a MySpace page, which is credited to him.

And now U.S. Army officials are looking into the offensive site, which has been taken down. While an Army rep confirms that a photo of a man holding a gun in his mouth did in fact appear on the MySpace page in question, it is not formally known at this stage if Deryk is actually the man behind the website or if his identity is being used by an imposter.

Schlessinger, who is known as kindly advice queen Dr. Laura, has taken a leave of absence from writing her regular column in California newspaper the Santa Barbara News-Press during the investigation, but her syndicated radio show is set to continue.

And to think that this insane woman actually has the gull to dish out parenting advice!

PRINCE WILLIAM WHO?

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Helloooo stranger!

It seems newly single Kate Middleton has found a new drinkin’ buddy for what has become a trademark night out on the town for the young high society girl.

While we’re not ones to gossip and speculate, we couldn’t help but notice the way the happy couple lovingly gazed into one another’s eyes as they were driven away from London’s uber hip Mahiki club.

As to the identity of Kate’s main companion, that is for the moment a mystery - but it will not, we suspect, remain so for long.

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THE OLSEN EMPIRE GROWS

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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As if Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen weren’t busy enough, the twins are on to a new venture — the launch of Elizabeth and James, a contemporary sportswear line, ready for fall selling.

Named after the Olsens’ younger sister, Elizabeth, and older brother, James, the line is the latest addition to the extensive portfolio of brands managed by the twins’ 14-year-old company, the Culver City, Calif.-based Dualstar Entertainment Group. For the new brand, the Olsens teamed up with L’Koral Industries, a Vernon, Calif.-based firm owned by partners Peter Koral and Jane Siskin. Best known for their multilabel junior business and the creation of the Seven For All Mankind brand, as well as contemporary label LaRok, L’Koral expects volume in excess of $200 million this year.

That’s nearly enough money for a lifetime’s worth of Balenciaga ankle boots!

BRANGELINA WEDDING NEWS!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Angelina Jolie is preparing to walk down the aisle once again and she is reportedly planning a ceremony that won’t be forgotten anytime soon.

Babydaddy Brad Pitt has apparently managed to overcome Angie’s reluctance to walk down the aisle for a third time, and now that she’s accepted his proposal, it seems that she is planning a wedding day that will be “really memorable”, even if it isn’t “unnecessarily lavish.”

A souce tells Grazia magazine: “Angelina has been reluctant to get married for a third time, for obvious reasons. Brad has been persistent and has now given in, but she wants the day to be really memorable. While she doesn’t want it to be unnecessarily lavish, that’s not her style, it will still be an event Hollywood will never forget.”

The insider added that Angelina is also planning a daytime celebration that includes clowns and balloons and fire-eaters, so that the couple’s four kids – Maddox, Pax, Zahara and one-year-old Shiloh – can enjoy themselves to the fullest.

Am I the only one who completely melts at the sheer thought of baby Shiloh decked out as a flower girl?

A TIMEOUT FOR CARRIE AND TONY

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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‘American Idol’ princess Carrie Underwood has it all, right? Tons of fans, boat-loads of Grammys and Country Music Awards, country pop hits all over radio and one hot football player boyfriend.

But it seems that Carries’ good luck streak may be coming to an end. The National Enquirer reports Dallas Cowboys star Tony Romo has told Carrie that he needs some time without the songstress, blaming the looming football season.

A source close to the couple said: “Carrie thought that they were moving closer to a more committed relationship.” The QB had asked Carrie to give him space for his career once before, and she did, but this time, she’s not having it, says the source, who adds, “Carrie wants a firm commitment from Tony.”

I guess it’s time to bust out the old trusty Louisville Slugger again, Carrie!

NYDN BLIND ITEM

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Which still-closeted former boy-bander was making sure nobody got pictures of him with his handsome Spanish escort at a recent European charity event?

PAULA IS NOT A WHINING B*TCH — JUST CRAZY

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Although in her OK! Magazine interview, it’s all sunshine and lollipops for the ‘American Idol’ judge — “My purpose [in life] is bringing out everybody’s best and being that cheerleader to other people’s success,” she says — you can’t believe everything you read.

The New York Post is reporting that in an audio tape they received, Paula Abdul, apparently sobbing to a battalion of publicists, details her troubles with her former rep. “I do a call-in every week for OK! Magazine on American Idol,” she cries. “Because of my brilliant job, they want to do a cover on me. I’m being told by [my ex-flak] Howard Bragman that I’m too old and no one will ever want to do a cover.

“I’m being tested. All I’ve ever wanted in my life is to be treated fairly and be treated with kindness,” she goes on (and on). “And I’ve never in my entire career been treated this way. The people who are supposed to take care of these things do not. I have to clean up after them everywhere they go. And I’m tired of it. Howard Bragman on Monday… he did some disgusting behavior. I had to go to Jimmy Kimmel [on May 15] with no publicist there… and I pay this man… I don’t understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I’ve never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser.”

In response, Bragman said simply, “I’ll stand by my reputation if she’ll stand by hers.”

OXY GIRL

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Lindsay Lohan’s estranged father says she suffers from multiple addictions, including alcohol and the painkiller OxyContin.

“I spoke to the people treating Lindsay, because I wanted to make sure she was getting the right care,” Michael Lohan told E! Online. “And I’m satisfied they are doing the right thing for her, helping her detox from the painkillers and things. That’s a very important step.”

Before entering rehab, 20-year-old LiLo was scheduled to start work this week on ‘Poor Things’, a comedy starring Shirley MacLaine, who is also a producer on the movie. MacLaine and co-producer Rob Hickman said in a statement yesterday that Lindsay still wants to work on the project.

“We are trying to rearrange the shooting schedule to facilitate her working at the end of the shoot to coincide with the completion of her rehabilitation,” the statement said.

In other events swirling around La Lohan, Gatecrasher reports the actress is losing hundreds of thousands of dollars in endorsements for her big 21st Las Vegas birthday bash. Since rules and laws about underage drinking are uber strict in Sin City, no company is willing to lay it all on the line for the troubled rehab princess.

Considering the fact that Lindsay has been celebrating the big 2-1 since she was 16-years-old, we think she should just be grateful to still be alive!

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Lindsay Lohan wandered around the grounds of the rehab centre alone

THE JAILMATE IN RED

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

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Sure, she may be headed off to jail in less than five days, but that doesn’t mean Paris Hilton can’t squeeze in time for a glamorous photo-shoot.

Rocking a frilly red dress, the Hollywood outlaw took a break from her 2007 Sympathy Campaign yesterday to pose for one last pre-pokey round of publicity.

Meanwhile, Hilton continues to make us question whether she defiant or merely dumb — she got herself a parking ticket yesterday.

Girlfriend just can’t catch a break!

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