Archive for April, 2007

THE DEVIL HAS SPAWNED

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the token neoconservative nut on ABC’s ‘The View,’ is pregnant with her second child and is due in November.

The 29-year-old reality contestant-turned-television host will announce her baby news on the show today.

She and her NFL Quarterback hubby Tim Hasselbeck will celebrate their five-year anniversary in July.

Congratulations…I guess.

EVEN DEAD ANNA CAN’T STOP TALKING

Monday, April 30th, 2007


A book being shopped to publishers this week finds Anna Nicole Smith — via a series of never-printed interviews she gave journalist Joyce Wagner back in 1996, at which point she was fresh out of rehab and bankrupt by an ex-nanny’s harassment suit — chronicling a childhood of parental and sexual abuse, as well as her intimate encounters with husband J. Howard Marshall.

In a snippet played for the New York Daily NewsRush & Molloy, Anna recalls how when she returned from running away from home at age 12, mom Virgie Arthur “started beating the s— out of me… kicking me with her boot,” and in another instance “hit me with her [deputy sheriff's] nightstick.” Anna also recounts sexual abuse, though Wagner isn’t previewing any details on that.

As for her and J. Howard’s sexcapades, Anna says, “He could not exactly satisfy me, which is to be expected, but he was very satisfied himself.” (Well, duh.) “He satisfied me in other ways. He cared about me… never looked down at me.”

Call me a sap but I love me a good love story. As twisted as this one may be.

BEACH BODY ALERT: CHRIS NOTH EDITION

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Mr. Big is right!

Chris Noth, the man who made a name out of an adjective on ‘Sex and the City’, proudly showed off his robust physique yesterday while vacationing on the beaches of — you guessed it — Maui.

While he’s no Daniel Craig, I doubt any of you would kick him out of bed for getting crumbs in the sheets.

FIRST SHE QUIT REHAB, NOW SHE’S QUITTING GIGS

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Britney Spears — who as of late has been spied looking leaner and meaner (and with her nether regions covered up) — apparently had been quietly preparing to put on a surprise performance at the Los Angeles nightclub Forty Deuce, but wound up cancelling at the last minute.

Sources tell MSNBC that while Britney was itching to test the waters with a small-scale showcase, it was ultimately decided that the recent rehabber wasn’t quite ready.

The latest buzz is that she might instead turn up at a Southern California House of Blues sometime this week — or, if all else fails, at your neighbourhood Japanese karaoke bar.

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Druggies united!

Britney Spears and her one-time rehab fling Howie Day hooked up last night for an evening of hard late-night partying — sans the drugs and booze, of course.

‘Brit and Howie met up at The Bridge, one of Britney’s favorite restaurants and then drove by nightclubs Element, Les Deux, and Parc before stopping at Teddy’s.

The handsome couple went inside and did who knows what and then went back to Brit’s house (with Howie at the wheel of Britney’s Mercedes) and did who knows what!? Our photogs were there until 5 am and Howie still hadn’t left …’

Uh-oh…..Britney has clearly not learned a thing from rehab. Everyone knows rehab relationships are enablers in the making. This is not good news.

[X17]

I MISS LISA LING

Monday, April 30th, 2007

The New York Post is reporting that loud-mouth comedienne Roseanne Barr is the leading contender to fill Rosie O’Donnell’s spacious chair on ‘The View.’

A source close to the show said, “She’s a piece of work, she’s a character, she says what’s on her mind and she’s funny.” Another ABC staffer added, “They’re missing strong personalities on that show, and that’s what they’re going to need if they want to keep it going.”

Rosanne’s reps, meanwhile, say she hasn’t been approached by the show.

Other contenders mentioned as possible replacements include Joan Rivers (awful), Whoopi Goldberg (no longer funny), Kathie Lee Gifford (does the world really need more Cody and Cassidy stories?) and Connie Chung (you know, the once respected news reporter.)

If you ask me, it should be a battle between Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho and Ross the Intern. Youth is so underrated.

SNEAK PEEK: BRITNEY SPEARS DOES ‘W’

Monday, April 30th, 2007

The internet is abuzz with this photo of Britney Spears apparently gracing the upcoming issue of W magazine….

….but I smell a Photoshopping rat.

INSIDE THE BECKHAM’S NEW L.A. PAD

Monday, April 30th, 2007

David and Victoria Beckham have finally found their dream Los Angeles home and now fadedyouthblog.com can offer you a first look!

After looking at nearly 40 properties in Beverly Hills, Posh settled on a six-bedroom “trophy estate”, priced at $23 million.

Set in a 13 000-square-foot plot, the Italian-style mansion will be the Beckham’s base when David and the gang move to LA. The modern interior features a mixture of hardwood and slate floors with six fireplaces. And there should be no squabbles about who gets to use the shower first - the house has nine bathrooms.

The lavish property also boasts views of the ocean, a swimming pool and fountain as well as a three-car garage. Privacy will not be a problem for the couple as it’s surrounded by tall hedges and accessed by huge iron gates.

And as you may have guessed, Casa Beckham is mere steps from the institution that houses BFFs Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.

BLONDE IT LIKE BECKHAM

Monday, April 30th, 2007

Platinum blonde babe David Beckham showed off his lastest look to herds of soccer fans last night when his team, Real Madrid, took on the Atletico Bilbao at the Coliseum Alfonso Perez in Getafe, Spain.


MAGS FIGHT FOR BRITNEY’S TELL-ALL

Monday, April 30th, 2007

After shaving her head, hitting up rehab, firing her manager and battling her own father while she tries to launch her pop career, it appears Allure and Vanity Fair magazines are now fighting over her who will tell Britney Spears’ story.

A representative for Allure magazine said: “We would love to have Britney, but nothing is scheduled yet.”

Whichever publication Britney chooses to reveal all to will have the exclusive around November - in time for the release of her new album.

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