Monthly Archives: April 2007

THE DEVIL HAS SPAWNED

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the token neoconservative nut on ABC’s ‘The View,’ is pregnant with her second child and is due in November.
The 29-year-old reality contestant-turned-television host will announce her baby news on the show today.
She and her NFL Quarterback hubby Tim Hasselbeck will celebrate their five-year anniversary in July.
Congratulations…I guess.

EVEN DEAD ANNA CAN’T STOP TALKING

A book being shopped to publishers this week finds Anna Nicole Smith — via a series of never-printed interviews she gave journalist Joyce Wagner back in 1996, at which point she was fresh out of rehab and bankrupt by an ex-nanny’s harassment suit — chronicling a childhood of parental and sexual abuse, as well as [...]

BEACH BODY ALERT: CHRIS NOTH EDITION

Mr. Big is right!
Chris Noth, the man who made a name out of an adjective on ‘Sex and the City’, proudly showed off his robust physique yesterday while vacationing on the beaches of — you guessed it — Maui.
While he’s no Daniel Craig, I doubt any of you would kick him out of bed for [...]

FIRST SHE QUIT REHAB, NOW SHE’S QUITTING GIGS

Britney Spears — who as of late has been spied looking leaner and meaner (and with her nether regions covered up) — apparently had been quietly preparing to put on a surprise performance at the Los Angeles nightclub Forty Deuce, but wound up cancelling at the last minute.
Sources tell MSNBC that while Britney was itching [...]

REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOD

Druggies united!
Britney Spears and her one-time rehab fling Howie Day hooked up last night for an evening of hard late-night partying — sans the drugs and booze, of course.
‘Brit and Howie met up at The Bridge, one of Britney’s favorite restaurants and then drove by nightclubs Element, Les Deux, and Parc before stopping at Teddy’s.
The [...]

I MISS LISA LING

The New York Post is reporting that loud-mouth comedienne Roseanne Barr is the leading contender to fill Rosie O’Donnell’s spacious chair on ‘The View.’

A source close to the show said, “She’s a piece of work, she’s a character, she says what’s on her mind and she’s funny.” Another ABC staffer added, “They’re missing strong personalities [...]