SCANDAL: EVA LONGORIA DOES CRACK!

Posted Monday, September 3rd, 2007 at 6:35 pm
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Newlywed Eva Longoria shows off some big time ass cleavage during a tanning session on Monday in Alicante, Spain.

Barely wearing a teeny-weeny string bikini, the ‘Desperate Housewives’ star offered the 7+ strong army of paparazzi a number of “candids” as she lotioned and relotioned her famous assets on the sun-soaked beach.

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Eva is currently in Spain to support her hubby Tony Parker do his thang. His French national team took on Polanad in the FIBA European Championship basketball match last night. Tony’s team won. But if you ask me, the true winners were the many onlookers at Terraza Beach.

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The sexy Latina couldn’t leave without showing off her authentic Mexican-American taco.

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21 Comments to “SCANDAL: EVA LONGORIA DOES CRACK!”

  1. Da Devil
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    1

    this is how you show your pussy…by tanning in the mediterrenean with clothes.
  2. parissucksliterally
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 7:09 pm
    2

    I think she has a great body- well proportioned and slim…..buy she annoys the fuck out of me
  3. fume
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 7:10 pm
    3

    The “taco” reference? Crude and not funny. Michael K is crude and funny. Just leave it alone. It’s not your thing.
  4. starshine
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 7:29 pm
    4

    fume-agreed. That sounds very unlike the things that are usually posted here. I wouldn’t be surprised if it were on mk’s, though.
  5. my2cents
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 7:51 pm
    5

    She annoys me to death but I wouldn’t mind trading lives with her.
  6. skye
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 8:59 pm
    6

    I like it when woman proudly show off their stretch marks. Pity that she’s such an annoying, whiny and talentless human being.
  7. fu
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
    7

    Syke–what an odd thing to say–proudly showing off her stretch marks–that’s the last thing I think about when I see these pictures. If she has marks they are barely visible. Anyway, would you expect her or any other woman to always cover up outside for something that, for many, is a fact of puberty? Please.
  8. EAT IT
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 10:01 pm
    8

    such a cute body. she has a great butt too.
  9. Stephi
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 10:18 pm
    9

    At least she’s got some ass cleavage…I never realised how flat her chest was! Besides the lack of boobage I think she has an amazing body!! She eats really healthily and works out and her hard work definately pays off for her. I love her bikini as well, very cute! I have the same back tattoo as her though…I had mine first!
  10. j
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 10:57 pm
    10

    eva is an exhibitionist. she knows she’s being photographed, that’s why she posing like that. she such a media whore, but she looks great, tho! i’ll hit it!
  11. BeJeeBus
    Posted: Sep 3rd, 2007 at 11:02 pm
    11

    What an ugly boy body, she has no waist what so ever. And something is the matter with her stomach!!
  12. Minorme
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2007 at 3:29 am
    12

    She looks good but she shd keep her mouth shut…coz when she opens her mouth to speak,she squeaks.She’s got the most annoying voice and laughter ever.
  13. Ronda
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2007 at 3:35 am
    13

    Stephi u forgot the other half of your usual comment…”My body is somewhat like hers but im bigger in the boobs dept”…Oh yeah u do have the same tattoo as her though. I guess u wd have gone on to say that u have the same bikini too but then it might be too obvious then.
  14. grannytranny
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2007 at 5:53 am
    14

    I didn’t like the taco comment either. Uncalled for!
    And give me stretch marks if they come with that body, ’cause I don’t see any!
  15. Supersonic
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2007 at 7:28 am
    15

    Taco reference was pretty low…
    But I have to say, crack is whack, buy a bikini that fits! She is a camera whore, but I love a diva.
  16. Stephi
    Posted: Sep 4th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
    16

    Ummmm Ronda I think I’ve probably only mentioned my body like once on this site and that was defending someone who was called too skinny and anorexic or something like that. Obviously you liked my comments way too much in order to rememeber something like that from ages ago. And no I don’t have the bikini why would I say I did if I didn’t. This site is for talking about the posters and you’re opinions about them. You need to focus more on Eva and less on me.
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  18. Ronda
    Posted: Sep 5th, 2007 at 4:02 am
    18

    The reason why i noticed if because you have said sooo many times..its either that or u own some of the clothes ..blah blah.
    Anyway i agree with u..i did think she had more cleavage.
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