SERENA WILLIAMS: ARMED AND DANGEROUS

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It appears tennis ace Serena Williams will go to any length to win her third US Open title, including replacing her old right arm with a physio-muscular advanced mechanical weapon of mass destruction.

It’s certainly no wonder that girlfriend can launch those fuzzy little balls at speeds of up to 126 mph!

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40 Comments

  1. OhHellNo!
    August-31-2007 @ 6:22 pm

    Fierce!!!

  2. TellMeMore
    August-31-2007 @ 6:23 pm

    Not my look but you have to appreciate her body and awesome talent.

  3. 305
    August-31-2007 @ 6:28 pm

    She is an athlete, not a model. she uses her body what it is meant for and girlfriend is fierce!

  4. Stephi
    August-31-2007 @ 6:33 pm

    Holy crap that’s a scary look! That is not attractive one little bit and I don’t see why any woman, even a woman athlete, would want her body to look like that! There are a lot of successful female tennis players out there that have good bodies, not body’s that look like body builders! I guess that’s just the way her body is, poor girl.

  5. parissucksliterally
    August-31-2007 @ 6:46 pm

    ditto, TellMeMore.

  6. Claire
    August-31-2007 @ 6:49 pm

    She is not challenging herself to be met an aesthetic level, but at an athletic level. I think she looks like an awesome force. It is wonderful.

  7. TellMeMore
    August-31-2007 @ 6:52 pm

    ^^305;Claire: You didn’t get it.

  8. TellMeMore
    August-31-2007 @ 6:54 pm

    psl: thanks for having my back!! I knew you would understand my point.

  9. Claire
    August-31-2007 @ 6:58 pm

    ^^ TellMeMore, I am looking at woman possibly launching a tennis ball into orbit, what is it that I am not getting, that her face looks a bit manish while accomplishing that feat? Or that she has muscles in her forearms while flexing her massive forarms which does not sell tank-tops?

  10. saywhut
    August-31-2007 @ 6:59 pm

    Stephi thank you for that flashback to 1950. I second 305- fierce!

  11. Claire
    August-31-2007 @ 7:00 pm

    I’ m just saying that I was commenting on Stephi’s more than others. Not that I meant to insult Stephi at all. I’m a Canuck, I want everyone to have a peaceful comment. No bile, or anger what-so-ever.

  12. Anonymous
    August-31-2007 @ 7:07 pm

    HGH fosho

  13. fume
    August-31-2007 @ 7:12 pm

    The arms are fierce. Hopefully she lose the jelly belly.

  14. Anonymous
    August-31-2007 @ 7:29 pm

    do you people realize her arms in the top pic are in mid swing? they’re in use - flexed. look at bottom pic #2. her arms look just very toned. she’s an athlete. she’s amazing.

  15. karafarrah
    August-31-2007 @ 8:11 pm

    i want her arms i want her arms i want her arms i want her arms WHY can’t I DO THAT with MY ARMS?

  16. Luella
    August-31-2007 @ 8:18 pm

    I think her legs and ass are awesome, but that upper body would be too much for me. Of course if I was making millions of dollars playing tennis it would be ALL good. Go ReRe!

  17. MikeC...
    August-31-2007 @ 8:58 pm

    Any steroid use going on in women’s tennis ?????? Just asking …..

  18. beckham lover
    August-31-2007 @ 9:02 pm

    damn! girlfriend is built like a brickshithouse! i love her!

  19. Kidge
    August-31-2007 @ 9:10 pm

    Ugly game….and I’m not talking about her body.

  20. The Beautiful One
    August-31-2007 @ 11:52 pm

    I have soooooooooo much respect for humans who can train/play with that level of intensity. The Williams sisters don’t give a damn what people say about their personal style or appearance, their focus is on their profession and on being the best that they can be. I truly wish I had the dedication to take one thing that I love and become the best in the world at it!!!
    PS — I REALLY respect their dad for giving them the foundation and support to become the women that they are now!!

  21. Supersonic
    September-1-2007 @ 4:17 am

    Its true that they are fierce players and their strength and intensity is amazing and commendable but I don’t know why they are THIS muscular, I mean they are tennis players….but hey, whatever it takes to win.

  22. Anonymous
    September-1-2007 @ 5:31 am

    I like her, but she looks like King Kong…

  23. 305
    September-1-2007 @ 6:35 am

    TellMeMore, everyone under you is not responding TO you. My comment had nothing to do with yours. I’ll thank you not to tell me what I did and did not get.

    Anon #2 is right, she is in the middle of the game. We see her in other photos and she is not this muscularly defined. But the girl is Fierce! I want her watching my back in an alleyway!

  24. supernova
    September-1-2007 @ 7:03 am

    ^supersonic, Serena is masculine, but Venus is actually long and lean (not very muscular at all). i just respect both of them for the amount of work, discipline and sacrifices it takes to be the feirce competitors they are at the top of their game. FIERCE indeed.

  25. mel
    September-1-2007 @ 7:37 am

    Stephi,

    You honestly come up with some of the stupidest shit on this blog!

  26. BeJeeBus
    September-1-2007 @ 8:43 am

    Respect Sistaaaaaah!!! She’s working that court!

  27. dm
    September-1-2007 @ 9:50 am

    i didn’t know wesley snipes started playing tennis

  28. iwannamarryjay-z
    September-1-2007 @ 11:00 am

    i agree with others ..i respect the talent and the body ..im a lil more shallow and i would never no matter what be able to deal with having a built like that ..i just dont think i would feel good in that skin .thats why im broke and shes not ..

  29. Kate
    September-1-2007 @ 1:49 pm

    her b/f’s better watchout…g/f could kick some ass!!

  30. Anonymous
    September-2-2007 @ 8:45 am

    Man!I wouldnt wanna accidentally bump into her!!!

  31. Carlos
    September-22-2007 @ 10:49 am

    I would love her arms and legs wrapped around me.
    Just LOVE Serena

  32. serena lover
    May-19-2008 @ 5:15 am

    she’s sexy as she’s beautiful all over and she has the best ass ever!

  33. serena lover
    May-19-2008 @ 5:17 am

    she’s really beautiful…. got real sexy legs and a top ass, sexy body and beautiful face

  34. afroaries
    June-29-2008 @ 1:14 am

    Dat Butt Dat Butt jus gimme dat big ole big ole butt! I ‘d have home girl walkin funny for a month!

  35. afroaries
    June-29-2008 @ 1:16 am

    Is she related to 50 Cent? They look like twins!

  36. August-16-2008 @ 10:34 am

    j love your ass

  37. Anonymous
    August-21-2008 @ 2:06 am

    All you lil skinny, fraile, weak, and whimpish people out there that hate on this lady need to climb back down into your cowardly hole. This woman is a professional athlete that has been training all of her life! She hasnt been sitting on her lazy worthless ass like you all shes been working out in the gym, running, training, etc.. so what the F do you think her body is going to look like morons! Stop your hating cowards, get off of her clit and get your own life cause shes got hers.

  38. Anonymous
    August-21-2008 @ 2:11 am

    and another thing, i bet all the negative hating comments are coming from fagget, weak, coward white boys, or little skinny fraile sickly looking white girls! you people need to realize that people of african decent have curves, tone, and muscle to our bodies. Not everyone is skinny and fraile looking like you!

  39. Anonymous sucks
    September-22-2008 @ 11:50 pm

    Anonymous: You’re an idiot, hypocrite and racist fool. You whine about people “hating” on Serena and stereotyping but then you use racist stereotypes yourself.
    There are plenty of fat, out of shape negros and plenty of large athletic Caucasians.
    Get over yourself angry little boy.

  40. October-19-2009 @ 7:45 pm

    serena I love you and will always love you

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