TIME FOR SOME BIRTHDAY BEATS!
Posted Thursday, August 30th, 2007 at 10:22 am
Filed under: Brandon-Davis, Paris Hilton
Party purveyor Paris Hilton did not seem too happy when photogs snapped the newly cropped heiress leaving Mr Chow in Beverly Hills last night after celebrating pal and creator of the Firecrotch Brandon Davis’ 28th birthday. For that matter, neither did the birthday boy himself.
Rocking a pastel coloured dress and white pumps (ick!), the former felon kept things somber as she departed from the celeb-ridden eatery after dining with a handful of fellow trust fund babies.
The normally very vocal Brandon, meanwhile, stayed mum when the pesky paparazzi probed him on that mysterious black eye.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:23 am
What’s with his eye? Did he get jacked?
August 30th, 2007 at 10:27 am
Oh, nobody eats at Mr. Chow without expecting paparazzi to take their picture.
August 30th, 2007 at 10:33 am
That man is PURE oil, they should be exploiting him for resources instead of developing countries. He’s the new power source!
The Parasite is looking unusually sombre and not smug maybe even she is feeling sick at the amount of skank they are giving off…
I do love that Brandon gave us ‘firecrotch’ though, I am eternally grateful! : )
August 30th, 2007 at 10:44 am
I think my wife has that same print in a house robe! Not Kidding!!!
August 30th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Seems to me that I read somewhere a long time ago that girls with size 11 feet should never, never wear white pumps–is that true or have I been misinformed???
August 30th, 2007 at 11:02 am
He didn’t come up with the term firecrotch. Andy Dick said it long before he ever did, and it probably wasn’t orignal then either.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:17 am
Good lord that is tacky ensemble she is wearing. She looks like a cheap knock off barbie doll from a dollar store. What’s with the jewelery? Blech!
August 30th, 2007 at 11:18 am
wow Mike C.- you said something insulting! I’m impressed! LMAO
I do really like Paris’s hair this way, but she is still Paris- no helping that.
You can tell a LOT about a person by the company they keep………..no?
August 30th, 2007 at 11:27 am
I think the dress. I think it is cute. Love the colors.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:28 am
^ Ooops I can’t type today. Let’s start over.
I like the dress. I think it’s cute. Love the colors.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:53 am
The term firecrotch used for redheads has been around forever. It is not new, and that ugly, fat, greaseball Brandon did not think it up. That would require more brain cells than he has left.
August 30th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
Stop the Paris posts - no one gives a shit!
August 30th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
I’ve always thought Pari looked better with really short hair.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
God she refuses to leave those pumps at home.. They should have been burned at the stake along with Shitney’s smelly ass boots ages ago..She needs to realise that she has ugly deformed feed that look even uglier with stupid white virgin pumps. Who is she kidding? She needs to dig up those hooker heels and work. Brandon is a sight for sore eyes. He is morphing into his brother.
August 30th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
She looks a thousand times better with short hair.
August 30th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
inside source (me) witnessed him puking on himself, paris and nikki at the avalon hollywood NASCAR event. Read about it here…
http://www.lalafabulous.com
http://www.lalafabulous.com
August 30th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
lalafab…unless you have pics to prove that you “witnessed” it, don’t bother trying to get us over to read your blog…..do you? I didn’t check.
August 30th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
She looks great!! I love her dress! I think its a little bit unfair to say she shouldn’t be out celebrating her friends birthday though. I really wish she would do SOMETHING for charity…because by not doing anything it makes her look like her whole jail time thing did nothing for her. I’m surprised that she doesn’t want to prove people wrong about her and really get into charity work….but I guess she just doesn’t care.
August 31st, 2007 at 3:20 am
Stephi…u are contradicting yourself time and again.*rolls eyes*
Nice friend to have…someone really stupid and useless like Brandon Davis who lives off daddy’s money and then goes around calling other people pauper.Birds of the same kind flock together!!
August 31st, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Oh Paris, it’s lovely all the “charity work” you’ve been doing since getting out of the clink. You are a true inspiration! Who knew so many charities hold their functions in LA hotspots? As usual, setting a fine example for young women everywhere. Pssssh.
September 1st, 2007 at 11:59 am
Oh lordy!! Look at his eye! Yikes. That’s frigg’n growse. Blah! What’s wrong with that disgusting eye of his???