Us Weekly reports that before performing the song, the headline-loving crooner told the 3000 fans aboard the Mayercraft Carrier 2: “It’s miserable being around someone who’s negative.”
He then began singing the song, which includes such lyrics as: “If you want more love, why don’t you say so?”
Hmmm…wonder who it could be about?
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WHat a douchebag. No respect for him.
What an asshole.
He made snarky, uncomplimentary- more pointed and direct PUBLIC! statements when they broke up the first time - that’s why I was SHOCKED when she got back together with him…
Not every song he writes from now on is going to be about her, in fact it doesn’t really have to be about anybody in particular. I think he likes the attention he is getting though, but he really needs to grow up a bit and realise that it doesn’t make her bad, it makes him look like a real asshole.
God, she must be a real drag to be with!
This is how he always behaves after he breaks up with someone (Minka Kelly, Jessica Simpson for example). Why she took him back after the TMZ incident and then she said “believe me he will never act like that again” is way beyond my understanding. Based on his past this is just the beginning of his comments about her.
eww men that talk about women are disgusting
I agree with everyone else here– he’s a real asshole and WAY too full of himself. That said, I’m getting some satisfaction from the thought that, although he doesn’t seem to realize it, he’s actually really hurting himself by acting like this. Not only do people like us (i.e., people who once might have liked him and/or his music) think he’s a douche, but you know other celebrities have got to, too. Not only is Jennifer Aniston very well liked in Hollywood, but he’s practically breaking some celebrity by-law somewhere that says you don’t parade yourself around like a media whore if you want to be respected– not to mention you don’t sacrifice another celebrity. So, in the end, he’s just shooting himself in the foot. Good riddance!
He is such a douchebag. He needs to grow up.
Asshole.
it wasnt Jen, they were NEVER a couple….EXCEPT in the media as an manufactured showmance…….that is why they “broke up” for nothing.
Perez Hilton did the talkshow circuit last Spring claiming that he had a makeout session with John Mayer in December, 2006. Perez said he was at a club on New Year’s Eve 2006 with Mayer and his then-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson, who was present and witnessed the five minute long tongue kiss, even “rubbing [Mayer's] crotch” at the time. Mayer’s rep denied this incident and called Perez’s claim “completely ridiculous.” John Mayer had his Mayercraft Concert Cruise over the weekend, a five day long cruise from LA to Mexico which features performances by Mayer and other artists. It is yet another excuse for Mayer to have his ego stroked by adoring fans paying for the privilege. Mayer did a standup comedy routine on the ship in which he admitted that he did make out with Perez. He then he launched into a routine about how he’s “thought about going gay.” “He has to go tell people that I made out with him at a club. I never said anything, but you know what? Damn right I made out with him at a club. You know why? Because I can’t stand a gay guy who acts like he just turned gay yesterday. As soon as a guy is walking around all wild… I will f’ck you in the ass to shut you up. You are not wilder than me. Once you judge me I will go ass to mouth with you just to shut you up. First of all, I was thinking about going gay until you turned into their spokesperson. “I was thinking about going gay. Every man has thought about going gay. It’s usually like.. 2:23 in the morning you wake up. ‘Oh God, interesting!’ We seem to leave out the details, don’t we guys? Guys like fantasies without the details. ‘Oh yeah, I could blow a dude. Might taste like cherries.’ You know that smell at New York Sports Club? The locker room? That’s balls…. “The idea of blowing a guy, that’s not the problem. The problem is like he’d have some other detail that I didn’t think about, like a hangnail or a f’ing class ring knocking into my forehead. Class of 98 just hitting me, or given my predilections Class of 72… “Whatever, have a good time. Like I don’t know this stuff is going to end up somewhere and they’re going to act like it’s a surprise that it got there. I thought about this **** before I came out… who f’ing cares. Have a good time.”
So, he’s writing a song about a fake relationship?? Ever think it may be about someone else, possibly someone non-famous??? Fronting with her was a bad career move for him.
And for her too!!
when he was having a “sleepover”, he never slept with Jennifer, often he would sneak out in a the backseat of a car, covered in a blanket. Mayer/Aniston were a genuine SHOWMANCE on the Marley and Me budget.
according to people in LA, Vince also was hitting on MEN when he and Jennifer were having a SHOWMANCE on The Break Up budget. Vince and Jen were also never a couple. It was all CAREER.