BEACH BODY ALERT: AMY WINEHOUSE EDITION

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Argh Matey! It’s the Pirates of the Caribbean!

Following a nervous breakdown which ultimately lead to a bloody slugfest with her hubby Blake Fielder Civil, British songbird Amy Winehouse enjoys some much needed R&R while on holiday in the Caribbean on Tuesday.

Donning a barely-there bikini, the talented yet tortured soulstress proudly showed off her frail figure as she slowly begins her descent back to good health.

Meanwhile, back at home, it appears that Amy’s in-laws are firm believers in tough love. (Her own parents, not so much.) Blake’s father has spoken out about the much-written about downward spiral of the musically-inclined couple, and is calling for a fan boycott of the ‘Rehab’ singer’s music as a last-ditch effort to send a message to what he deems a drug addicted duo.

“At the moment, they don’t admit there’s a problem, so we do urge other people to help them recognize their own problems,” Giles Fielder-Civil told ‘BBC Radio Five Live’ today. “They are seen as a couple who display sorts of behaviour that can be seen as almost entertaining, especially for the tabloid newspapers, and I think it’s about time that their friends and professional colleagues say, ‘enough is enough.’”

And if things don’t change quick, we may see the downfall of not just one but two helpless souls. The concerned father told BBC Radio that as a parent, he was concerned “that if one of them dies, the other will die.”

“They’re a very close couple. If one dies through substance abuse, the other may commit suicide…and if they died within the next 12 to 24 months, it would be such a tragic waste.”

Here’s hoping a sunny vacay does a body (and not to mention an out-of-control addiction) some good!

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28 Comments

  1. Supersonic
    August-28-2007 @ 9:24 am

    You know what? She should just head on down to the Promises clinic, that way people will THINK she’s getting rehab but really its just a spa holiday. How did she get so bad?

  2. Maddy
    August-28-2007 @ 9:29 am

    The suffers from the same body type as Cameron Diaz. Absolutely no shape to her.

  3. parissucksliterally
    August-28-2007 @ 9:29 am

    Amy looks gross in a bikini.
    Amy is pretty gross in general, as much as I love her music.

  4. only.1.without.herpes
    August-28-2007 @ 9:32 am

    yeah, but u guys have to admit.. she does look like she’s put on some much needed weight.. that’s the ONE good thing I can say about these pics.

  5. Black Velveteen
    August-28-2007 @ 9:45 am

    Please close your cat trap, Amy.

    That is all.

  6. Anon
    August-28-2007 @ 10:14 am

    Gross.Glad to she went swimming with that wet hair….that is the closest thing to a bath she has has in a while!Her body is disgusting!She lookls like a 10 yr old.

  7. Anonymous
    August-28-2007 @ 10:26 am

    I’m so saddened by her behavior…Amy Winehouse really does have something her listeners want. I wish she could love herself the way her fans do. Her, Owen Wilson, etc., etc…depression truly has no boundaries.

  8. NINI
    August-28-2007 @ 10:33 am

    PSL….once again I agree with ya!

  9. coco
    August-28-2007 @ 10:38 am

    OMG! look at her foot. The shoes are like imprinted on her foot from wearing them so much! GROSS

  10. boobookitty
    August-28-2007 @ 10:41 am

    she is not attractive, she needs to get into rehab

  11. OhHellNo!
    August-28-2007 @ 10:48 am

    She looks dirty. Someone give her a soap & quick!!

  12. Lucy
    August-28-2007 @ 10:54 am

    Maddy: So true!

  13. iona
    August-28-2007 @ 11:33 am

    “…and if they died within the next 12 to 24 months, it would be such a tragic waste.”

    Yeah. If they die 25 months from now though, it’s fine with us!

  14. Aysla
    August-28-2007 @ 11:38 am

    Her body is so cartoonish. And that hair! Is the beehive thing a wig, extensions or her real hair?

  15. August-28-2007 @ 11:47 am

    Aysla: it’s her real hair. In a SPIN interview a few months ago she said it takes her lots of time, practice, and hairspray.

    And wow. She had such a curvy and healthy body in 2003. I wonder if she thinks she looks better now.

  16. Lola Lola
    August-28-2007 @ 11:51 am

    Why does his father have to make it sound so romantic? These two junkies are hardly Romeo & Juliette.

  17. Lola Lola
    August-28-2007 @ 11:51 am

    Unless Romeo was a layabout who sponged off of Juliette’s money

  18. MikeC...
    August-28-2007 @ 12:00 pm

    She certainly is not the most attractive girl i’ve ever seen but she sure can sing—-hope she pulls it together…..

  19. Aysla
    August-28-2007 @ 12:01 pm

    Thanks for the fyi starshine :). I have to say I’m surprised though… I always thought she just stuck a toupee or something on the top of her head ;) lol.

  20. SAS
    August-28-2007 @ 3:44 pm

    So much for not being able to get any drugs on holiday! These two look like they’re having a fine old time!

  21. the voice
    August-28-2007 @ 4:28 pm

    SID AND NANCY PART 2

  22. Stephi
    August-28-2007 @ 4:35 pm

    Her in a bikini is not a pretty sight! I don’t like to jump to conclusions that someone has an eating disorder because I’ve been victim to that myself, but this girl has the body of an anorexic. Her body has zero shape and her little belly is starting to pop out from malnutrition. She really really needs help. Her diet must just be drugs and alcohol and dabbling in that on an empty stomach is a recipe for distaster. I’m sure that they have been doing drugs their whole holiday as well. Really sad because she has the potential to do so much with her fame and istead she’s just slowly killing herself. Even if she does get better she won’t remember anything from her time at the top. It’s good to see her father in law trying to take some action. Something needs to be done to help this couple!

  23. crumbly
    August-28-2007 @ 5:54 pm

    um, yeah. is it just me or is her cooch hanging out? or, what is that white dot and all the dark stuff around it? does she need a wax or a bath…i can’t figure it out. i love her voice, but that’s about it she looks horrendously nasty!

  24. marina
    August-28-2007 @ 7:53 pm

    crumbly , black and white dot on her cooch a nd also the gross dark patches around her feet in fact is SAND.

  25. August-28-2007 @ 10:10 pm

    Ahhh!! My eyes -.-

  26. E. DuBois
    August-29-2007 @ 11:40 am

    She looks absolutely hideous. Please get some help, Amy. But of course, don’t read this blog or you’ll go on a giant bender after having your spirit crushed by the harsh crits.

  27. August-8-2009 @ 10:26 am

    I WISH I WERE THERE TO EAT HER SWEET PUSSY!!! I WILL BET HER ENGLISH PUSSY TASTE REALLY SWEET.

  28. August-8-2009 @ 10:30 am

    I ALSO WISH AMY WOULD LET ME GIVE HER A PEDICURE; SHE HAS EXTREMLY SEXY TOES.

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