JESSICA LOOKS STRANGELY HOT

Posted Monday, April 30th, 2007 at 12:44 am
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It was late Saturday night when Jessica Simpson and mane man Ken Paves hit up L.A. hotspots Chi Dynasty and Dresden Room Bar, but luckily for the perfectly quaffed duo, Jessica came well equipped with two gigantic headlights.


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16 Responses to “JESSICA LOOKS STRANGELY HOT”

  1. thighmegatampon Says:

    is it me or do her boobs look bigger?

  2. j Says:

    I totally agree…. did she get something done in the face? It sort of looks like she lost weight and maybe stopped injecting her face so much because she actually looks pretty good and its been a VERY long time since shes even looked decent… like im talking the early newlywed days.

  3. parissucksliterally Says:

    I just remembered that Joe Jackson is the Original Papa Joe…….and look what Michael has done to his face. Jessica is going to be scary by the time she’s 30.

    Her hair is lighter- I’ll bet she’s going back to blonde again

  4. Stephi Says:

    No her boobs are not bigger. They have always been big and I think its glaringly obvious that they are natural. It’s so annoying how people just can’t accept people who are blessed naturally. I think she’s looking fantastic! Whether she’s put on weight or not she looks great and I love the dark hair on her. Lucky Jess looks great both as a brunette and a blonde.

  5. EAT IT Says:

    i agree, she actually looks good here. i like her dress too. i’d think she gained a bit of weight, not lost any.

  6. louise Says:

    Arasto, I think you mean “coiffed”, not “quaffed”, the former refers to hair, the latter to drinking. And “plumber” is spelt “plumber”, in the Britney Spears article. You spell things wrong constantly. I know the content of this blog is lighthearted, but it just makes you look really unprofessional.

  7. louise Says:

    oops i mean plummer is supposed to be spelt “plumber”. Ha! how ironic

  8. THE DEVIL Says:

    somebody is getting fukin’ FAT!

  9. THE DEVIL Says:

    what she did to her face:
    GOT DARKER HAIR AND GOT TANNED!

    She does look different because she is trying to be a brunnete.

  10. audrey Says:

    That is one ugly dress. Not the style..the pattern on it. When did that kind of stuff come back into fashion again? No offense but some of this stuff is hard on the eyes and so very unflattering.

  11. Anonymous Says:

    she looks well good here, and thats coming from someone that usally thinks she looks horrible.

  12. amara Says:

    Jessica is very pretty but somehow she manages to make herself look trashy and unattractive. The hair, clothes, and makeup is wrong 90 percent of the time.

  13. Miss Says:

    To me her face is rough and she looks classless. Even more so when she opens her mouth.

  14. spinner Says:

    This is the best Jessica has looked in a long while. Looks like her bearding contract with John may have come to an end. Once you’re a beard, real relationships are hard to come by.

  15. april Says:

    i will admit that she looks better here than she has in a while! but i still don’t like her hair. she’s all the same color! brown hair, brown eyes, brown skin. blech.
    i don’t know why, but it seems to me that women with heavy/mannish features look better blonde. it kind of softens their faces. another example would be sarah jessica parker.

  16. only.1.without.herpes Says:

    I REALLY DESPISE YOUR MORONIC DOUCHE BAGS WHOLE CALL THIS FAT!!!! YOU MAKE ME SICK!!! AND YOUR PROBABLY MAKE LITTLE GIRLS WANNA MAKE THEMSELVES SICK (literally!!!!!!!!!)

    I like this Jessica better… she looks (i said looks people) less ditzy…

    BTW… Ashley is the one that’s gonna look like Michael Jackson… TOO MUCH!

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