LINDSAY LOHAN DEAD BY 30

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Friends of Lindsay Lohan are worried sick about the troubled starlet because she has allegedly confessed that she doesn’t expect to live past her 30th birthday.

A pal of LiLo’s tells the upcoming issue of Star magazine: “She’s said many times that she never wants to live too far past 30 because she doesn’t want to get old and ugly. She’s always wanted to die young like her idol, Marilyn Monroe.”

Foreshadowing: a literary technique used to provide clues to be able to predict what might occur later in the stoy.

[Bauer Griffin]

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14 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    March-2-2009 @ 2:46 pm

    The only thing this bitch has in common with Marilyn Monroe is the fact that she lives for drama. Get over yourself Lindsay.

  2. mMm
    March-2-2009 @ 2:54 pm

    I think she should aim a bit higher. Out do Anna Nicole.

  3. parissucksliterally
    March-2-2009 @ 2:54 pm

    I doubt she’ll make it to 25, if she keeps this shit up.

  4. Anonymous
    March-2-2009 @ 3:02 pm

    nobody cares anymore. she is so over…

  5. Wacka Wacka
    March-2-2009 @ 3:41 pm

    Here career will definitely be dead by then….oh wait isn’t almost now?

  6. March-2-2009 @ 3:49 pm

    Brainless, self centered young woman. No real direction. Morally bankrupt. LOST.

  7. ahhh
    March-2-2009 @ 4:45 pm

    too sad - she could have been so much more

  8. Ryan
    March-2-2009 @ 5:08 pm

    Nobody cares. Lindsay is trash. Time to kick her to the curb. She stinks!

  9. Kain
    March-2-2009 @ 5:17 pm

    IT’S OVER!

  10. Stephi
    March-2-2009 @ 8:01 pm

    I actually think Lindsay would be the type of lost soul who would want to join the 27 Club along with Kurt Cobain and Janis Joplin. I think she actually kind of considers herself an icon and she is so desperate to be noticed all the time that I really wouldn’t put this past her. If she’s not happy with her life I’d say she would end it at 27 just to be remembered. It’s really sad actually and it’s not cool at all. I hope she cleans up her life and realises that she can be so much better than the useless, trashbag that she is right now. Hopefully she will look back in years to come and shake her head at just how lame she is.

  11. March-2-2009 @ 8:56 pm

    ” I hope she cleans up her life and realises that she can be so much better than the useless, trashbag that she is right now.” Stephi.
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    Stephi your on a roll today!

  12. akira yuki
    March-3-2009 @ 4:03 am

    i think u can make it 23,,and just leaving samantha now!

  13. Amy
    March-5-2009 @ 4:15 am

    She needs help badly

  14. Libs
    January-6-2010 @ 1:21 pm

    I really like Linday Lohan and i don’t see why she should die, i refuse to let her, she is great and she can’t give up now she is onlyy 23 for crying out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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