British glamazon Jordan has launched her new perfume less than two months after her daughter Princess Tiaamii was born.
Rocking a white ballgown, the model otherwise known as Katie Price posed for media at the Kensington Roof Gardens today with a bottle of the fragrance which she has called ‘Stunning.’
Jordan’s latest scent is reportedly an exotic combination of peroxide, self tanner and just a hint of shameless self-promotion.
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She looks like a barbie doll.but Barbie has a personality
‘Stunning’?!! I don’t think so. How about ‘Trashy’ or “Whore-ish’. They seem more fitting
She reminds me of that one Barbie doll that you just didn’t care about, and left in the weirdest places - it wound up being battered by the cat and pissed on by the dog, and you didn’t really want to get near it at all.
Doesn’t sound too different from Jordan, actually.
i think you forgot that it has a hint of rotten vagina in it:P
She looks like a lion
She looks like Anna Nicole…and just as trashy
Anyone else get a flashback of 80s hair metal bands?!
She’s far from being stunning. pahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
she looks like the lion from zoobalie zoo.. BWAH hahahahah
stanky ass perfume
Not really the words I would describe her as…I would choose something like “total fucking train wreck”
Ok, I am SO sick of the “Jordan aka Katie Price” thing. What’s the point of having a pseudonym if it is ALWAYS followed by your name? Why bother??
p.s. This womans 15 minutes expired years ago. Why is she even still news?
Why are these skanky broads always coming out with fragrances? I don’t want to smell like this skin cancer-laden bleached blonde bimbo, and I definitely don’t want to smell like britney spears’ crazy ass..
OMG only 1….zoobalie zooo holy shit!!!! thats some memories right there….and hell yeah she does. She is white trash to the max. Move over britt, this ones got you beat.
That hair is crazy! How is she holding up her head right there?
In her reality show, she actually looks much better with her normal light brown hair color. this look is just awful.
Hey COCO… yea, I think his name was Van Goe the lion.. that was my fav before school LOVEDED IT!!
I always ask people if they remember it, and they look at me like i am INSANE. I guess we were like the only people to watch it, but i swear that show is the reason i have the imagination i do now. LOL.
yea, i just asked everyone at work if they remember it and they are all like “whuuuuh??” Oh well, their loss.. that show was great!!! That and Fraggle Rock.. both taught a lot of values.. maybe more people should have watched them. ANYWAY Fraggles and Zoobles, all of them had better hair than this douche!!! LOL
ha ha.. I am reading our posts.. WE R DORKS hee hee
i thought it was anna nicole when i first saw the pic!!!! Scary!!!!
HAHAHAHHAHAHA yeah we are some dorks. HAHAHA but yeah i hate this woman, i dont know why. And i LOVE when foreigners get on here and talk shit about American Celebrities, but no one ever brings up this whore. She is straight trash and her husband is definitely GAY. He’s just riding her coat tails for some money.
she is nasty and a freaking flake! She doesn’t make any intelligent comments that would make me think for a second she has one once of brain… and YES her husband is GAY!!! Anyone who Nairs their butthole and it’s in porn is seriously fagaliscious.. don’t get me wrong.. I love my gay boys!!!
Ugh you WISH that you could look that orange. I’ve been working like a bitch to get my hair that high up! She KNOWS that shes not exactly Stephen Hawkings or whatever she sells her image the way it is and thats what works.
she has gorgeous green eyes though
Yeah…..I want to smell like her…..like old fish sticks and rotting carcasses. Now, if only I could make myself that orange………
She looks hot in a porn-star kinda way…..and that’s what you’d expect from Jordan right? I mean I don’t see why people are shocked at her being overly tanned, big blonde hair, caked on makeup. She was a page three girl which means her job was taking her clothes off and her tits out. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing at all though, look how much money she has made from doing that! It’s obviously worked very well for her and she seems like she is pretty happy in her life. So….Go Jordan!
She looks excellent if it were still the 80’s. Now? notsomuch.
This girl is just disgusting me
Damn that orange witch!
She is actually really pretty under the layers of make-up. She was ‘I”m a Celebrity’ and looked gorgeous without any make-up, so shut your vicous little mouths.
Her husband is definitely not gay. You don’t have to take the the statisics about gay people literally, you dumbass. Why is it that most of the American’s that comment on these things all immediately call soeone a ‘ho’ or ‘fag’. You’re all abunch of rednecks.