“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, saying it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusionary that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”
– Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine disses ex-lover Russian tennis player Maria Sharapova’s skills in the bedroom in Exile magazine
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Nice…what a guy!
Does he expect this to get him girls in the future? No famous girl would ever go out with him now, if she had any brains…but then again…..not many do….
what a dick
Grade A Douche
Maybe you weren’t hitting it right, Adam. This guy is soo full of himself. Whatever, man. Sit ‘yo ass down somewhere.
Why is her putting his private business on full blast, anyway??? Another attention whore. And to think I used to have the hots for this guy. Yuck.
Oh, and the thought never crossed his mind that maybe he just wasn’t doing something right???? His tiny dick couldn’t reach the sweet spots, apparently.
^ I agree, maybe he just wasn’t rocking her world the right way and she was just waiting for the little pipsqueak to get off of her…what an idiot…
adam cant hold serve
And wtf….why did he go on Paxil for a month? First of all, if it devastated him that badly, there is something seriously wrong with him. And second, Paxil takes at least a month to 6 weeks to even START to work, so the idiot took it for a month for no reason. This guy is a moron.
douchebaggery at its finest
THATS CUZ SHE DIDNT FEEL ANYTHING YOU IDIOT!!! DUHHHHH!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah….I don’t believe they ever even slept together! Sorry….but who would wanna hit that??
He’s probably full of crap. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that they never even had sex, but that she had rejected him and this is his angry outburst. Idiot.
LOL @ douchebaggery! I like that! I’m gonna start using that word lol
i was thinking that he must not being doing it right or is not very big. it’s pretty bad if she has to find a way to get excited. some things are best not to be said Adam!
black velveeteen–it’s amazing how the word just flows off of your tongue. it’s my new crack.
Wow, what a twatwaffle. Maria’s only 20 years old now, so she must have been a teenager at the time. Levine’s a class act all the way.
Hahah, she’s probably didn’t even feel it. He looks so small, and he must be small, I don’t get what people see in him.
MMM, A ROCK IDIOT MAKEN PUBLIC THIS THINGS…MAYBE HE’S ASKING FOR ATTENTION
Saying something like that in a public venue is about as low class as one can get. Why in the hell would this idot do something like that???? He needs to have his ass kicked. As a matter of fact I hope Maria takes a tennis racket to his head…..
LMAO @ twatwaffle!!
Words of the day: ‘twatwaffle’ and ‘douchebaggery’
This “twatwaffle” is participating in some horrendous “douchebaggery”
LMAO @ starr!!!!
Classy. Idiot!
Anyway, maybe she wasn’t screaming because SHE was doing HIM instead of the opposite (I’m sure he loves strap-ons…)
What a shit!
somehow i’m thinking that if sharapova or jessica simpson had said similar things about him, you’d all be saying the exact same things and not ripping sharapova or simpson.
nobody likes a kiss and teller…
and NOBODY likes to bang on a starfish.
He’s a douchebag but she fucked him. That makes her a douche-bag. Let that be a lesson ladies, don’t be so quick to give out that cat-trap until you get to KNOW a man firs (with this guy, it couldn’t have been too long before his douche-ways revealed itself - what did she sleep with him within a week of knowing him? what’d she expect). And WHY would she lay there and take his awful sex instead of just saying “get off of me” and going home like an adult woman who knows she has choices - I’ll tell you why, because she’s a child).
Dude just shaved off at least 5 of his 15 minutes….what a DICK.
supernova, r u serious?! There’s nothing wrong in sleepin around, but there is something wrong in dissing someone publicly!
oooh…i am definitely digging twatwaffle. i likes it.
Wow. What a piece of garbage. What kind of a person..oh nevermind. I don’t care. He’s invisible to me & his music has the personality of a paper plate.
LMAO!!! “RUINING HER CONCENTRATION!!!!!”
When you have to concentrate to get off that is when it is sucking!!
LMAO!!! “RUINING HER CONCENTRATION
She was probably thinking of Enrique’s fine ass, and his girly noises were interrupting her fantasy!
Samantha Jones, you missed the mark by a mile. Clearly, your vagina is stretched out from all of the massive sex you’ve been having (and that’s fine for you). My point was and is, however, that women a woman use some discretion in WHO she sleeps with by not giving up the kootchie before learning who the guy is as a person (now, if you’re a whore who sleeps with everything that moves then the statement doesn’t apply to you - but if you have some self-respect then you know that not every guy you spread your legs for is going to respect you - this douchebag who just dissed anna in public is the perfect example). I suppose you would prefer to be with someone like HIM than a good, thoughtful, respectful guy, but most women want more out of life - my point was that if you DO then THINK with your head and not with your pussy when your dating a guy.
“There’s nothing wrong in sleepin around”
really? I guess there’s nothing wrong with it if you have low self esteem and need to do that sort of thing. Girls are such sluts nowadays.
OMFG I never liked this guy. Now I know why - he’s a fucking slimeball!!!
First of all, thank God I don’t have a vagina, which is the grossest thing ever. Second: why are u all so provincial and prude??? It’s just sex! This girl is 20, it’s perfectly normal!
Oh, and personally I do not sleep around, but I totally respect the people who do.
Samantha Jones, please refer to the post by “starr”. Sums you up perfectly. It’s perfectly normal to be called a lazy whore by a the man you just slept with who then goes on to call you a dead fish in bed in an interview that is read by millions? If THAT’s your version of normal. You can have it. You, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan and Britney Spears (clearly your heroes and role models).
^And a vagina ain’t so bad to have - so long as you don’t liet losers like Adam Levine touch it.
thanks supernova, it’s scary the way girls are thinking these days (makes me sound old when I say that, lol) they think blowjobs are no big deal…and sex is no big deal. Its sad, actually. They should have more respect for themselves. The words “love” and “sex” don’t go together for them, and thats really pathetic. They’ll regret all the sleeping around they did, they always do.
Erm…excuse me, but if women who sleep around are called “whores” or “sluts” what do you call men who sleep around? Why is a woman who enjoys her body and enjoys sex a whore or slut? So all you guys here on this board are married to your 1st girlfriend or still virgins? Or is it ok for men to sleep around? There’s nothing wrong with women who enjoy one night stands. The problem is those a**hole guys who have to talk about it. I guess this dude is pathetic in bed and wants to blame it on Sharipova. BTW…this Adam Levin guy actually believed as a kid the Easter Bunny existed???nuff said.
Oh my god what a loser. He thinks he is absolute hot stuff when his biggest claim to fame is Jessica Simpson. I used to think he was cool because of his music….but he obviously didn’t think being known for his talent was good enough. Pathetic. I feel really sorry for Maria because NO GIRL (even if she was stupid enough to sleep with him!) deserves her sex secrets aired out in public! It’s just wrong and if he had any respect for her he would have said nothing. And the fact that he’s putting her down about it is just so low. No more Maroon 5 records for me, there new album sucks anyway.
Frank, you missed the point entirely. IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT THE GUYS ARE SLUTS - a man will stick his dick in ANYTHING - duh - life 101. My point is that in order for a woman to avoid sleeping with assholes like Adam Levine, she should exercise discretion. It’s not a pass for the guy, it’s a call for a woman to take SOME RESPONSIBILITY for her own actions which contributed to this. That’s the problem with today’s youth and society - everyone wants to point a finger and say “look what THEY did to ME”. Well, I say take responsibility for your OWN actions. Take some time to get to know the guy FIRST — THEN you’ll see he’s a dick before he fucks you and makes a fool out of you — what exactly is so threatening about that to people like you? Is her vagina going to fall out because she’s not having sex with the guy on the first date? THAT’s the problem with these girls. Give up the pussy to an asshole before you get to know him and THIS is what you get. Period. We’ve all been there. But you’ve got to start accepting SOME responsibility (it’s called learning and growing and becoming an adult). And STEPHI, I disagree. I think anyone who does something stupid deserves the lesson that life hands you for your stupidity - in this case, it’s Anna realizing that the guy she gave herself up to so easily is an ass - it’s how we learn our lessons. Harsh, but effective. I’ll bet you she’ll use more discretion and spend a little more time getting to know the next guy before she fucks him.
Anna? When did she come into it? I think you mean Maria. I do agree with you to a certain extent supernova that girls really need to think about who they are hopping into bed with and whether they are ready to face the many possibly consequences that come with it. Good point…they both got what they deserved. Now she is embarassed and he looks like an ass.
Frank - no, I’m married to the second guy, the first one was a jerk