This just in: Move over, Conan and Ellen. The next host of the Emmys is…. Ryan Seacrest.
Fox has just announced Ryan will host the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards, live, from the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles Sunday, September 16 at 8 p.m. ET.
As for how a vapid doucebag like Ryan scored such a high profile gig? ‘American Idol’ producers are running the big show this year.

















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i can’t fucking believe that he’s going to be involved with the superbowl this year. ICK.
ugh….what a tool….and Arasto, it’s spelled ‘douche-bag’ and Ryan is a giant one.
what a lame host for the emmys. he already hosts a show that is over exposed. i’d rather have someone funny like ellen or conan than ryan.
…somebody’s been suckin’ c**k…..
Ew… I hate him… And he’s so gross to look at…
He is just so bland! They couldn’t have picked anyone more generic and boring.
I don’t understand his appeal at all. Everyone on the internet or that I have ever spoke to about him hates him. So who keeps hiring him?
wtf? I was hoping Ellen would host.
The two absolute worst hosts for anything in Hollywood…Ryan Seacrest and Kathy Griffin.
that’s retarded. are you freaking kidding me? ryan seacrest? what idiot chose him?
Ellen would have been a much better choice!! Way more likable! I don’t mind Ryan but he does get annoying after a while. He’s a pretty good host but it always seems like he is trying to make friends with the celebs and pretend he’s all buddy-buddy with them. Eva Longoria is a good example but I’m sure she’s using him just as much as he’s using her.
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