DONALD TO BRIT: YOU’RE HIRED!

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Leave it up to Donald Trump to get his rosacea-covered nose involved in Hollywood’s latest scandal.

The fame-seeking publicity whore claims he is in talks with Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for an appearance on his upcoming reality show ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’

His aim behind this offer is to help the three beleaguered celebrities save their image. Uh-huh!

Trump tells Page Six: “”We’re negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it? We’re not sure what will happen. She’s a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she’d be great.”

As for Paris? “(Hilton) wants to be on, and we’re thinking about it, but I don’t know if we’re going to do it.”

And although Trump admitted that he had not contacted Lindsay to date, he insisted that his show could prove beneficial to her as well: “Another [bleep]ing mess. We haven’t asked her yet, but I’m going to call her this week. It would a positive thing for her to do . . . for all of them.”

Ahh, you just gotta love Trump’s exploit-’em-while-their-down motto to business and life!

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7 Comments

  1. Stephi
    August-20-2007 @ 6:58 am

    God he just reeks of bullshit! And as if those girls would appear on his show after he’s called them a ‘fucking mess’….I mean please! I used to respect Donald as a businessman but he’s certainly showed no professionalism in the past year. He wants to be a celebrity and to cause a scandal but everytime he opens his mouth he just looks like jackass. Poor Melania must be really embarassed…the toupee she could probably get over but her hubby trying to be the next It Boy? THE SHAME!

  2. parissucksliterally
    August-20-2007 @ 7:27 am

    he’s full of SHIT.

  3. marina
    August-20-2007 @ 7:53 am

    in his dreams !

  4. Barks
    August-20-2007 @ 7:55 am

    I can’t believe they renewed the show, I was sure it was cancelled (and HAPPY about it!) One thing though, how uncomfortable would you be looking back at your baby pics and seeing your mom’s boobs hanging out all over the place?! That could take years of therapy to work out.

  5. ash
    August-20-2007 @ 8:04 am

    STEPHI - how can u respect him as a businessman? he’s been bankrupt more times than i can remember …

  6. Dude
    August-20-2007 @ 8:38 am

    His wife has huge tits! donald is one lucky man

  7. snipe
    August-20-2007 @ 9:12 am

    Wow, what a frigid family photo. He’s holding that baby like it’s a loaf of bread.

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