UNCLE SNEAKY HANDS

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Remember Uncle Kracker? He was the fat dude who had that huge 2000 hit ‘Follow Me.’

TMZ reports Kid Rock’s former DJ is in a big legal mess this morning, charged with a second-degree forcible sex offense. The overweight rocker reportedly commited a sexual act on a 26-year-old female at a nightclub against her will.

Police in Raleigh, N.C., arrested Matthew Schafer just before 5 a.m. and he’s currently in Wake County jail waiting to see a judge today.

UPDATE: After threatening to leave the state to escape charges, a judge set Kracker’s bond at a cool $5 million.

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7 Comments

  1. starr
    August-17-2007 @ 6:41 am

    Not really surprising he’s white trash

  2. Michelle
    August-17-2007 @ 6:45 am

    Boy he looks great.

  3. NINI
    August-17-2007 @ 6:47 am

    Kenny Chesney got all pissed off cause he ditched him and called the po po.

  4. parissucksliterally
    August-17-2007 @ 7:20 am

    WTF is UP with these guys?
    NO means NO.
    asshole

  5. my2cents
    August-17-2007 @ 8:23 am

    Yuck. Him and Kid Rock are both trash with money.

  6. saywhut
    August-17-2007 @ 12:32 pm

    Hey people, he’s innocent until proven guilty… yeah right I’m so sure he’s being set up. What a fucking piece of human garbage.

  7. beeble
    August-18-2007 @ 7:12 am

    I liked him on the VH1 special with him, his wife, and kids. They seemed normal and happy. I hope it’s not true because he seems like a normal guy and his wife is a badass. She’ll kick his ass.

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