BRIT’S MAGICAL ANGEL
Posted Thursday, August 16th, 2007 at 7:15 am
Filed under: Britney Spears, Criss-Angel
Looks like notorious ladysman Criss Angel can add another notch to his bedpost.
The 39-year-old magic man was spotted escorting Britney Spears inside the Tower Beverly Hills Hotel last night, where the two reportedly held hands and made their way to a suite on the 11th floor.
While I still maintain that Angel is a total sleazeball, perhaps all it’ll take is some magic to turn things around for our girl Brit!
August 16th, 2007 at 7:18 am
Nice outfit Brit. Once again, she scores….the boots do such a great job of cutting off your stumpy legs - makes ‘em look even more stumpy.
Dipshit will NEVER figure it out.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:25 am
PSL.. I always wondered who the hell told her to wear boot with EVERYTHING.. or anything at all in her case. And Chris.. BIG step down!!! Say it aint so!!!
August 16th, 2007 at 7:25 am
^^Oops Boots
August 16th, 2007 at 7:31 am
not to mention it’s AUGUST…….she wears flip flops all over the place in December, but boots in August. I’m surprised they aren’t fucking Uggs. I can’t stand when I see people wearing Uggs in the summer- fucking idiots.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:32 am
i guess banging chris mcdouchey is the only way that she’ll ever be with justin again….you know since chris played just the tip with cammie who we all know had justin longer than britney did.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:40 am
I am being serious when I say this… I believe she has some sort of disassociative disorder.. nothing she does seems to match the situation (or attire requirements for that matter)
August 16th, 2007 at 7:43 am
Any woman who uses a relationship with a man to “TURN HER LIFE AROUND” is a fucking loser. Seriously, just catapult us back to 1960’s already. How about this trashy whore turning her life around FOR HER KIDS.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:44 am
I too dislike her in boots. It obviously does nothing for her legs, and she needs all the help she can get in elongating her legs. But I read elsewhere that the reason she was meeting with Criss was to discuss a possible surprise performance at the VMA’s
August 16th, 2007 at 7:46 am
^^that sounds more like it… i just don’t see Chris being DUMB enough to get himself involved with that trainwreck when he’s going through what could be a messy divorce. IMO
August 16th, 2007 at 7:50 am
I doubt very much Brit will be able to pull off any VMA performance..she can’t even show up for a magazine interview.
She’s on the express bus to loserville….come to think of it, shes driving it!
August 16th, 2007 at 7:54 am
^Oh, she’s not only driving the bus, but I think she arrived at loserville loooong ago AND is the town’s mayor.
August 16th, 2007 at 8:00 am
Wow. Well I don’t know who is more skankier of the two. I’ve never had that kind of dilemma before! Supernova and Lola Lola you give me jokes! I wish I’d used the loserville diss! Its classic!
August 16th, 2007 at 8:35 am
Disgusting man and woman. The grossest combination EVER! Imagine the diseases…
August 16th, 2007 at 8:39 am
I wish she would do anything for hel self just by changing boots. BUT she is just sooooo empty, uneducated, unsophisticated, childish, and cheesy, that a pair of boots are just not enough to resolve her persona.
August 16th, 2007 at 8:51 am
God I hope she performs at the VMA awards. I must see this train wreck and imagine live in front of all her peers in the biz. Haaaha. She will for sure do her same tired ass dance, show your stomach, and lip synch to some sucky song that went out about 5 years ago. She looks like she slept in her makeup then just woke up and got dressed and left the house. I smell class.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:07 am
she shouldnt be able to date.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:11 am
it looks like shes carrying a lunchbox.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:14 am
x17 says her bodyguard went out for condoms at 711 for her. She knew him for an hour and went to a hotel with him. She is gross.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:19 am
class aint what ur smelling honey.. break off the C L.
August 16th, 2007 at 9:29 am
She really DOES look like her Allure photoshoot!…
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BUA HUA HUA HUA!
August 16th, 2007 at 10:06 am
looking GREAT as usual..brit has herpe sores on her face.
August 16th, 2007 at 11:32 am
They were apparently talking about her VMA performance
August 16th, 2007 at 11:41 am
I just threw up in my mouth a little…
August 16th, 2007 at 5:16 pm
God he’s been seen with everyone! I can see her liking him though…he’s got that unwashed K-Fed look about him…but I’ve gotta say I really do like Criss. I am in absolute awe of his show and I swear to god he’s actually magic hahaha.
August 16th, 2007 at 7:29 pm
Thank god they used condoms, anyway. Don’t need either of their contributions to the gene pool.
August 18th, 2007 at 3:36 am
That wig!