MISSING: THE RARE LOHAN BREED OF K-9

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A rather cruel yet hilarious poster of Lindsay Lohan has been posted on the gate of ex-BFF Paris Hilton’s former $4.25 Hollywood Hills home.

The missing poster featured LiLo’s mugshot and lists a few discerning features of the rehab darling that may help in the rescue:

Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-bellied cokewhore terrier

Evil! But then again, some of the best jokes are!

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12 Comments

  1. B :)
    August-15-2007 @ 8:44 am

    The best poster i’ve ever seen.

  2. only.1.without.herpes
    August-15-2007 @ 8:53 am

    I don’t find this funny at all.. I don’t have a sense of humor about this girl, sorry… I hope she figures things out and fast. This type of shit only serves to beat a person while they are down.. not my bag, really.

  3. my2cents
    August-15-2007 @ 9:05 am

    That is wrong.

  4. Kelly-Ann
    August-15-2007 @ 9:19 am

    LOL @ the Breed!!!!

  5. coco
    August-15-2007 @ 9:29 am

    sorry but i definitely laughed…

  6. Anonymous
    August-15-2007 @ 9:30 am

    OH. NO. THEY. DIDN’T!!! LOL!!!

  7. Anonymous
    August-15-2007 @ 9:30 am

    It may be funny to some, but Paris, with her obvious drug, STD, mental, and eating disorder problems, really has no room to talk on this matter. One day the hand of justice will truly come down on her hard…her stint in jail was nothing. She may be smiling now….

  8. Black Velveteen
    August-15-2007 @ 9:31 am

    that was me^^^

  9. Black Velveteen
    August-15-2007 @ 9:31 am

    OH. NO. THEY. DIDN’T!!! LOL!!!

  10. BeJeeBus
    August-15-2007 @ 9:44 am

    That is fucking evil I’m sorry, I don’t find it funny at all. Probably has a lot to do with Herpes Hilton. Bitch I hate her.

  11. Stephi
    August-15-2007 @ 3:22 pm

    I doubt Paris had anything to do with th poster being put there. I mean do you know how close her house is to Sunset? Anyone can walk up there and put a poster on it! I think it is kind of cruel though to poke fun at someone who is dealing with substance abuse, but until Lindsay starts taking her problems seriously than nobody else is going to.

  12. dude
    August-15-2007 @ 8:00 pm

    Paris had nothing to do with it. It was done by a guy named Ryan. http://myspace.com/dirtyagenda

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