BRITNEY SPEARS DOES ‘ALLURE’

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Not bad. Not bad at all considering that this is the alleged photoshoot where Britney Spears reportedly stripped down to the waist “for no apparent reason.”

As you may recall, Allure editor Linda Wells told The Sun: “She was entirely unselfconscious. She took off her wig and then stripped down to the waist, for no apparent reason, before sitting for hair and makeup. She was agreeable and co-operative but that was the last we saw of her… she missed four appointments for an interview.”

Our thoughts on Ms. Spears’ Allure cover?

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47 Comments

  1. a
    August-14-2007 @ 6:10 pm

    wow.

    she almost looks uncrazy.

  2. See You Next Tuesday
    August-14-2007 @ 6:14 pm

    Her face looks almost good….. but what’s up with her arm being one with her boob?

  3. just askin'
    August-14-2007 @ 6:19 pm

    i want to know the color/brand of her lip color–love that shade of red!

  4. (:
    August-14-2007 @ 6:19 pm

    I think she looks amazing.
    If only she could live up to this image.

  5. (:
    August-14-2007 @ 6:20 pm

    also–is that a wedding ring i see?

  6. Anonymous
    August-14-2007 @ 6:28 pm

    ^no that’s her right hand.

  7. Y
    August-14-2007 @ 6:29 pm

    That is an awesome photoshop job they did on her face. Looks almost real, those acner scars must be hard to take off.

  8. the voice
    August-14-2007 @ 6:34 pm

    her eyes look dead and vacant

  9. August-14-2007 @ 6:41 pm

    OMG.
    SHE LOOKS FUCKIN AMAZING.
    Woahhh! :O

  10. jenjifer
    August-14-2007 @ 6:41 pm

    Does no one see the irony — Brit’s name, right above the headline for luxurious hair?

  11. Supersonic
    August-14-2007 @ 6:44 pm

    My first thought was ‘hotness’ then ‘airbrushed’ then ‘wtf?!’. The miracle of photoshop is alive and well I see. She does look pretty vacant (nice ref!) but she looks a damn sight better than she has lately thanks to some digital trickery.

  12. Anonymous
    August-14-2007 @ 6:44 pm

    SO FAK- that is not allure. look at the logo, it looks like hell. FAKE.

  13. brittany
    August-14-2007 @ 6:50 pm

    she looks gorgeous

  14. Anonymous
    August-14-2007 @ 6:53 pm

    wow, britney! she cleans up well!

  15. Anonymous
    August-14-2007 @ 6:54 pm

    If that’s the real cover, it’s good.

  16. my2cents
    August-14-2007 @ 6:56 pm

    So they are going to run the cover but they never got an interview?

  17. yonas
    August-14-2007 @ 7:01 pm

    brit looks hott again! :)

  18. moi
    August-14-2007 @ 7:08 pm

    major photoshop. but i gotta hand it to her (or the photoshoppers) good job!

  19. Da Devil
    August-14-2007 @ 7:09 pm

    looks like somebody else….

    I mean if she only can look beautiful and stylish after all the work of others it is ovbious she does not have much talent of Any sort

  20. parissucksliterally
    August-14-2007 @ 7:15 pm

    MAJOR photoshop. That’s the ONLY way ANYONE can make Britney look this good anymore.

  21. OMG Really???
    August-14-2007 @ 7:50 pm

    People that think she looks like that are crazy and dumb. That cover has some HUGE amount of photoshop done.

  22. EAT IT
    August-14-2007 @ 7:55 pm

    before i read the title and i thought “wow, is that a new actress? i don’t recognize her”. she almost looks like a really pretty version of one of my friends. and then i read that it’s britney. fortunate that she’s able to look this good these days. at this angle i don’t see her eyes turn downward. that really annoys me about her.
    props to the photographer and photoshop. love it and i can’t stand her.

  23. EAT IT
    August-14-2007 @ 8:01 pm

    ^^^”eyes turn downward. that really annoys me about her”… i meant that’s what annoys me about her FACE.
    don’t get me started on what many things really annoy me about her.

  24. JHigh
    August-14-2007 @ 8:06 pm

    She is smoking hot. That can not be denied. Can I get those hair and makeup guys to my house by six on Friday???????…..thanks

  25. MikeC...
    August-14-2007 @ 8:34 pm

    Excellent Photoshop work. These days you really can make a silk purse out of a sow’s ear….

  26. Shantelle
    August-14-2007 @ 8:59 pm

    They are keeping her on the cover and the ‘interview’ inside is going to be how the reported tried 4 different times to meet with her and never got the chance. So basically, they are just using her face to sell the mag… typical

  27. Stacy
    August-14-2007 @ 8:59 pm

    To just askin’: I have the magazine and according to it, the lip color Britney is wearing is Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Plump Perfect Lipstick in Perfect Ginger (a really long name for a lip color, seriously). I am not a fan of hers, but she does look stunning on the cover, I must admit.

  28. Anonymous
    August-14-2007 @ 9:24 pm

    HA HA HA HA. Who are they trying to fool? I wouldn’t even know it was Britney Speers if you hadn’t titled it.

  29. August-15-2007 @ 12:28 am

    YES it’s the REAL COVER. check out: allure.com.
    YES that’s what BRITNEY looks like when she (and ANY other celeb) has been styled for a shoot.

    WHY is it that Britney must be glammed up to pump gas?
    Seriously…

    She looks AMAZING AS ALWAYS!

  30. Jane
    August-15-2007 @ 2:37 am

    she looks Great..And she doesn’t have wig..EVERYONE is photoshoped..And I think,this
    picture is not that photoshop..If she’ll just hire stylist,make-up and hair stylist she would
    look like that every day..

  31. BeJeeBus
    August-15-2007 @ 4:10 am

    Nasty ass wig and nasty ass diseased ho. Choke on a hairball.

  32. anonymous.l.
    August-15-2007 @ 4:38 am

    BeJeeBus:You’re sooo pathetic..

  33. Kool
    August-15-2007 @ 5:04 am

    She looks amazing on the cover!
    You go, girl!

  34. Da Devil
    August-15-2007 @ 5:09 am

    hairball, haha.

    to pose or not to pose…that is Britney life’s dilema. What a useless idot, she does not even own her hair style….
    the fabrication of many many other good prfessionals in this case.

  35. BeJeeBus
    August-15-2007 @ 5:25 am

    anonymous.I. —> Coming from an obsessed Britney fan rightttt? Yeah thought so… Jane she does have a wig on, are you blind? Bitch didn’t grow 12 inches of hair in 6 months… And her extentions end up looking ratty and you can see where her own hair begins.. This is most certainly a wig and a bad one at that. I meant hairball damn it not hairbal! I never check my posts for bad spelling.. Dumbass.

  36. spinner
    August-15-2007 @ 5:44 am

    If this post wasn’t titled i would not have known who that was. Photo-shopped beyond belief. Terrible.

  37. Kate
    August-15-2007 @ 6:38 am

    She looks fantastic, but it’s because she’s been photoshopped to death. I would love to see what the picture really looked like, unretouched.

  38. only.1.without.herpes
    August-15-2007 @ 7:00 am

    wouldn’t we all love to see half the pics of celebs not photoshopped.. I think we would all be a little less judging of ourselves and eachother, fo’ sho’

  39. parissucksliterally
    August-15-2007 @ 7:45 am

    BJB: you know you R just a jelos hater- so stop it already…….hahahahaha

  40. Harlow
    August-15-2007 @ 10:18 am

    I am a Britney fan, but parissucksliterally please use correct spelling. If not dead on correct, atleast get the spelling close enough so that the haters words won’t hurt so much when they bash you for it. But I agree that the photo was photoshopped. But what magazine today doesn’t photoshop a celeb on the cover?Every single magazine you see on the racks is photoshopped. So why point it out so much when Britney finally has a cover after all this bull shit year? I’m just gald to finally see her on a cover other than a gossip magazine with real make-up and hair people working with her. And I can’t wait for the VMA’s to see if she opens the show. And her performances at the opening of LAX in Las Vegas.

  41. karafarrah
    August-15-2007 @ 10:57 am

    heh! Harlow, you must not be from around here. PSL is just using hyperbole, darling. :D

  42. BeJeeBus
    August-15-2007 @ 1:39 pm

    oh Harlow dat’s hoe wii spell around here babiiii! Not! Gag! PSL love you haha.. We should hook up and start a celeb blog! :-)

  43. Stephi
    August-15-2007 @ 3:42 pm

    She looks great!! I don’t love it or anything but compared to her latest public efforts she really does clean up well. I don’t even think there’s been a lot of photoshop done here. She’s got good features already and her skin tone here looks very natural and a lot like it does normally. But for people to send a little niceness Brit’s way and say she looks good also need to scream photoshop becuase god forbid the girl actually looks good naturally! Please find someone new to bash!

  44. m
    August-15-2007 @ 5:05 pm

    lots of good examples of photo magic here-blog entry links to celeb photo retoucher’s portfolio site with before and afters….
    http://www.dlisted.com/node/13878

  45. BeJeeBus
    August-16-2007 @ 3:14 am

    STephi please come to terms with the fact that Britney has shitty skin, is oily as hell and doesn’t look like this at all. Stop invention reasons to keep loving and protecting her. Seriously. Bitch hasn’t looked like this since 2002 ( 5 YEARS!!!!)

  46. fan
    August-16-2007 @ 6:49 pm

    WOW, she is looking better than ever!!!

  47. Yoni
    August-17-2007 @ 1:59 pm

    Britney looks really hot!

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