Proving that she will do just about anything for some freebies, Hollywood felon Paris Hilton flahes her wonky left eye at the Helio party in West Hollywood on Wednesday celebrating the launch of the ‘Ocean’, described as “the ultimate mobile machine.”
At the celeb-free soirée, Paris shared her excitement over Nicole Richie’s pregnancy.
“She’s really happy,” Hilton was quoted saying. “I just got off the phone with her. She’s so excited.”
Adds the fresh-out-of-jail heiress, “I know she’s going to be the best mom ever.”
Wait a minute — is Paris talking about the same Nicole Richie that we know? You know, the former heroin addict-turned-anorexic who is headed to jail for driving down the wrong side of the freeway while looped up on drugs?
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lol yea right!
I’ve seen worse people change. I’m tired of repeating myself.. hopefully she proves everyone wrong.
Hey FatASS owner of FADED YOUTH, you must be a very ugly and depressed person in life.
If you hate Nicole so much, why are posting things about her here.
Are you trying to be like perez with you snarky comments???? puhleeez!
Why not post a pic of yourself so we can all see what you see in the mirror everyday that makes you such a nasty b*tch. Based on your beautiful commentry on you blog, i’m sure you are just as beautiful on the inside. LMAO LOL you are so pathetic….i feel sorry for you. If you can’t find happiness in life, try prozac
LOL Anonymous,
you are so right.
The owner of this blog has to be one ugly Biatch and i think you mean just a “beautifu” on the outside.
I mean look at perez, the inside and outside match perfectly
I can’t believe all the glitter on Paris when you look at that close up picture. She looks like my 5 year old niece when she plays dress up.
WONK EYE IN FULL EFFECK!
Nice dress
That shit is funny. Like anyone would care or believe that Paris even knows what a good mother is!
sign me up to be the impregnator
although i wouldn’t hit it unwrapped… so we’d have to do the sperm donor thing. she has the HERP
Anonymous
Posted: Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Mary
Posted: Aug 9th, 2007 at 9:55 am
^Oh, fuck off. And if you want to pretend to be two different people, you should space your posts farther apart time-wise.
what
i love nicole a LOT more than paris
but i dont think shes gonna be the “best mom ever”
but then again…Paris Hilton is making this statement and im sure her standards are pretty low
that’s a very wonky eye there
I think its a bit unfair to judge Nicole as a bad mother! She hasn’t even had the child yet so that’s pretty harsh. Sure she has made some big mistakes but I honestly think that she is trying to get her life in order and going to jail will be a big lesson to her. I’m sure she will do her best to be the best mom possible to her baby, and that her mistakes will only make her stronger. Give her a chance before you make judegement!
yeah, of course Paris thinks Nicole will be the best Mom ever- she thinks SHE can sing and that she’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
Kathy did not set the bar too high, so wwhat the fuck would Paris know bout what it really takes to be a good mother?
Yup..i agree^^…you learn best from your own mum so i guess paris hilton is in no way a good judge of who wd make ”the best mother”.
They all behave like kids themselves,even though they are adults.So its hard to imagine the lot of them as mothers themselves.