CELEBS REALLY ARE LIKE US

Posted Tuesday, August 7th, 2007 at 8:59 am
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‘Will it be People….Us Weekly….or the Star…?’

Box office king Matt Damon ponders some of life’s deeper issues during a run the newsstand on Monday in New York City.

But don’t be fooled — what you’re actually looking at is Jason Bourne himself in the midst of a covert espionage operation on a secret newsstand terrorist cell.

Simply no one escapes Bourne’s wrath.

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11 Responses to “CELEBS REALLY ARE LIKE US”

  1. Black Velveteen Says:

    I’d bang him like a drum ( but only as Jason Bourne) :)

  2. Black Velveteen Says:

    Oh, and he’s totally checking out the magazine cover with Rhianna on it :p

  3. Janie Says:

    Look at the first little picture and the magazine top left corner, isn’t that Winona Ryder?! Weren’t they engaged once?!

  4. parissucksliterally Says:

    LOVE him.

  5. Supersonic Says:

    Arasto’s post KILLS it. Made my day. I would not do him, he is still creepy Mr. Ripley. Not that I’m typcasting but I always say him as a ‘plain’ version of Leo Dicaprio. Although to be fair, Dicaprio is bloated as!

  6. MeSoup Says:

    I would do him to, as Jason Bourne… Oh so hot.

  7. Black Velveteen Says:

    I would not do him, he is still creepy Mr. Ripley.

    ^^ LOL! I felt the same way, too. But lately he has been looking real good to me. Maybe it’s the extra muscle weight he gained for the Bourne roles. I dunno. He seem like a truly nice guy, though. And he has a killer smile.

  8. hairball Says:

    What I always wonder is when someone famous goes out like to Starbuck’s to get coffee, etc, aren’t they bothered by people all the time? Or do you think most people just act normal or act like they don’t know who they are

  9. 305 Says:

    I’d let him do things to me my husband doesn’t know I like! Love him!

  10. my2cents Says:

    ^I am with 305. He could slap it up, flip it up, rub it down anytime he wanted to. The man is hot as hell.

  11. TellMeMore Says:

    Hairball: In NYC it is so uncool to acknowledge celebs. In LA, celebs expect it more. Just my thoughts…

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