Looks like motherhood isn’t gonna get in the way of British glamazon Jordan’s notorious partying ways!
It was all eyes on the mum-of-three outside of London hotspot Movida on Thursday night.
And it appears a gay old time was had by all. The leather-face celebutante left the ritzy hangout with some tomatoey goodness all over her dress.
Would you expect anything less from the Queen of Class?
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Sooo classy. Thank god she isn’t nursing.
I can’t believe she just gave birth and her body looks like that. Life is so unfair.
she probably saw an opportunity in all the loose skin she suddenly had and stuffed herself with even more silicone. her boobs are so ridiculously big that there’s no way telling in what shape her midsection is. it’s an optical illusion. or then she’s wearing granny pants.
granny panties?
check out the last pic, i don’t think she’s wearing any panties!
Oy! I did not want to see the vag of some lady who just had a baby! Wow, she’s making Spears look like Mother of the Week (sorry, couldn’t say year).
Ew she kinda looks like a man in that first pic. I almost thought she was CoCo or Brooke Hogan
Her face is SO busted.
Listen girls, she’s pretty damn hot and y’all know it. Jordie there’s a walkin’/talkin’ wet dream in high heels.
Anyway, that huband of hers… why does he always look so gay? Not gay, gay. But gay.
Otis Rail
My…she shd go easy with those fake tans.
oh no! not even granny panties? sheesh! how do these people pro-create? was it a real baby? where and how did it came out? and how come no granny panties… i just can’t get over it.
She looks cheap…like an LA girl that wants to change everything about herself.
She’s a pig.
I’m just shocked that she’s not wearing pink.
is she porn star ?
Yeah, what’s up with that last pic? The woman just had a baby..put some panties on for christ’s sake! Can’t you keep that think to yourself?!? YIKESA!
Can you say FAKE N BAKE?
I thought she was a porn “star”
ew! is that a lip hanging out in that last pic?????
You can see her punany in the last pic…**pucking**
I think she’s really fug. She has an icky nose, it makes her look like a witch- a peroxide-loving, balloon smuggling, orange-colored witch.
Otis Rail: if you think Jordan is hot, I’ll be very happy to be ugly to you.
Did she shove her new iphone up her coochie this night?
What a sad time for the human race that a piece of shit like this can be propped up for us to admire & emulate.
…and yes, Ottis…this means you got taste for shit.
how do girls with chests that big find clothes to wear? just asking………. I got some, just enough, real too, absolutely nothing at all like hers and Pammy’s.
So effing nasty from head to toe! Eww Gross piece of shit
This girl scares me! Now that’s is called “tan overload”.
HOLY CRAZY CANARY BATMAN!!!
Her body is looking really good after the baby but she really does need to lay off the fake tan a bit….its just TOO much! I think its wrong to jump to the conclusion that she’s partying though just because she has a stain on her shirt. What’s to say she’s not just out to dinner with friends and got some spaghetti sauce on her dress?
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