The incredibly hairless Giorgio Armani was see showing off his junk during a stroll on the beach while on vacation on the French island today.
The 74-year-old designer’s handbags are apparently not the only things that are orange and black and leathery all over.
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Someone needs to tell him his name is not David Beckham.
why do these old ass geezers do this shit! I need to know…
Damn post number two - if you think about your name; Harley is a very talented woman…
You seem very jellis ! - HAHA!
Honestly, you do.
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This gay wad, makes shitty stuff
Stop HATIN’!! I’ve seen PLENTY of 20-30 something year olds who don’t have the tight body this 74 year old does. And what the hell is up with his skin? How can it be so smooth, unwrinkled and unspotted at his age? He made a deal with the devil! The man is a few years from death. I’m not made at him for rocking a nice bod (for his age).
I don’t think his body is that bad at all! He’s an old man! The speedos should probably be replaced with some board shorts but that’s ok, he’s Italian, most of the guys there where budgie smugglers. He looks fine! Much better than Donatella!
Is Giorgio armani gay?
I thought he’s into women.
hmmm.
either way..dude looks amazing @ 74.
Rich is a youth serum.
the sppedo is a trend everywhere but the USA.
Brazil, Europe, etc…
they think our board shorts are fug. lol
Gosh, he looks fabulous. The man has all the reason in the world to feel proud and good about himself. Go Georgio!
These photos look airbrushed at first glance.
Call me sick but he looks ok!
Jesus. That man has beautiful skin. 74? Incredible.
“The 74-year-old designer’s handbags are apparently not the only things that are orange and black and leathery all over.”
That’s probably the funniest thing I’ve read on this blog in a long time. Reminds me of the old Arasto, before you started writing like you wrok for a tabloid mag. Also, overtanning aside, he’s not in bad shape for his age at all.
*work
He is not in bad shape..but the speedo needs to go
This pic does look airbrushed. The lack of saggy skin and wrinkles is odd on a 74 yr old. But, if it’s a legit photo, he looks terrific. Better than a lot of man 1/2 his age. And he’s not orange or overly tanned.
airbrushed of course and he should lose the speedos.. not a good look for him!
Um, do the “gay!” comments come from the fact that he is wearing a speedo? That is so fucking ridiculous. Differences in culture… it’s common for men to wear speedos in Italy. You might not like it, but the women there certainly aren’t complaining.
The gay comment comes from him coming officially out some years ago - that is, at very high age. They mostly come out when they are old enough that nobody really cares anymore. Maybe Ricky Martin will come out when he’s 70+?
Very airbrushed pics, I agree.
^ Really? And all this time I thought he was straight…
i would much rather look at armani than donatella. (so that earlier post was really donatella?)
he looks fantastic! i know europeans wear speedos but i just don’t like them. give me either a naked man or one in board shorts. LOL
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