DONATELLA VERSACE IS A SUN WORSHIPPER

Joined by a mystery male companion, Donatella Versace showed off her grilled bikini bod on the beaches of St Barts yesterday.

The deep-fried 53-year-old fashion designer oiled up, stuffed her bronzed, gorgeous, re-engineered girls into a tiny orange printed bikini and gave beachgoers a pole-free stripper-worthy peep show.

In case of emergency, certain parts of Donatella may be used as a flotation device.


[Flynet]

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28 Comments

  1. supernova
    December-24-2008 @ 9:38 pm

    Are you fucking KIDDING ME!! C’mon, it’s Christmas Eve! I’m trying to be good but you leave me no choice. This chick is fried (literally)!! She looks like a zombie! Who gave her permission to walk around half naked looking like a plucked chicken?!!

  2. sushi
    December-24-2008 @ 9:38 pm

    Jesus Mary and Joseph!!!!!

    Are you sure that’s Donatella? This dark brown raisin looks 60 years old–and too skinny to be Donatella.

    Holy Christ.

  3. Ash
    December-24-2008 @ 9:47 pm

    ewwww wtf!!! i threw up a little just now, no joke.

  4. nopenope
    December-24-2008 @ 9:51 pm

    that is not donatella. it doesn’t even look like her!

  5. meme
    December-24-2008 @ 10:20 pm

    this cannot be real. cannot be real. CANNOT BE REAL. WHO THE FUCK LOOKS LIKE THAT AND IS ALIVE??????????????

    BTW i hate christmas.

  6. parissucksliterally
    December-24-2008 @ 10:35 pm

    It is not Donatella. Donatella’s nose looks like it has been squashed across her face. This woman has an actual nose.
    Someone else pointed it out on Dlisted, and I can see in the thumbnails that he/she is right.

  7. Anonymous
    December-24-2008 @ 10:54 pm

    Who cares, She has LOADS OF MONEY! People need to get a LIFE! If she was fat there will be something else to talk about.

  8. December-24-2008 @ 10:59 pm

    Sorry but that’s not Donatella!

  9. thighmegatampon
    December-24-2008 @ 11:26 pm

    Holy crap. Definitely a sharp contrast from “natural beauty” Alba. This woman freaking needs to cover up.

  10. me
    December-24-2008 @ 11:55 pm

    That’s not Donatella Versace.

  11. Sisi
    December-25-2008 @ 12:06 am

    I just threw up in my mouth. Hideous and disgusting! Is it Halloween already? That “woman” looks ghastly.

  12. December-25-2008 @ 3:03 am

    either way, gorgeous is completely the WRONG adjective for those implants.

    and i think it is donatella…

  13. MissJanet
    December-25-2008 @ 5:19 am

    Wow, italian freid chicken.

  14. BeJeeBus
    December-25-2008 @ 7:01 am

    Gross whoever this is. Did this woman just wake up in the morning and go ” Yes, you look fabulous you big orange hotness. Let’s put on the bikini and show them how it’s done”…

  15. Vi
    December-25-2008 @ 8:14 am

    Donatella is not this tall. She does not have such uber-skinny legs - her legs are quite fat and FULL of cellulite. That’s why she never wears short skirts. Her mug, especially her mouth, is much fuglier than this. This is NOT Donatella.

    And this mummy does not look 60 years old. She is more like 175 years old.

  16. Gen
    December-25-2008 @ 8:52 am

    Disgusting disgusting disgusting!

  17. anonymous
    December-25-2008 @ 1:19 pm

    Oh

    My

    Goodness!

    That’s

    Sick!

    Merry

    Christmas!

  18. Tealeaf
    December-25-2008 @ 2:17 pm

    Her tan looks gross, besides that she doesn’t look too bad for her age.

  19. tara
    December-25-2008 @ 4:16 pm

    let em keep that tanning mess up look how awful she looks , rich or no rich i would rather be poor than to look like that!

  20. Miss
    December-25-2008 @ 9:39 pm

    this is NOT donatella, although i can clearly see why she would be mistaken. this women is a hot mess, she SO badly wants to be young…poor thing.

  21. CC
    December-26-2008 @ 9:36 am

    Are you sure this is Donatella? This doesn’t even look like her.

  22. December-26-2008 @ 11:25 am

    credo coisa mais feia…não tinha uma melhor

  23. December-26-2008 @ 11:26 am

    credo como essa donatela é feia …quem quiser me add..meu msn é tami_senna@hotmail.com

  24. EAT IT
    December-26-2008 @ 11:58 am

    ummmm she’s really 30, but because her skin is so fried she looks 78. LOL
    good god, i don’t know how anyone can look themself in the mirror and think this looks good. i also don’t think this is donatella.

  25. The Devil
    December-26-2008 @ 12:52 pm

    donatella is very close to this …
    the whole beef jerky look, the huge lips…the totally peroxide hair…maybe not her but all those she shares.

  26. December-26-2008 @ 5:58 pm

    that’s not Donatella.

  27. Luella
    December-27-2008 @ 4:31 am

    Are they filming a sequel to There’s Something About Mary?

  28. dorcas
    February-3-2009 @ 5:29 pm

    she is already dead but walking, we all do not want to get old, NEVER, WHEN U GOT TOO MUCH MONEY , THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU GET OLD , THEY HATE IT !HATE IT! NO POINT TO DRESS UP ANYMORE- THATS WHAT IT IS!! THE WORLD IS GONE MAD PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!

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