Choo choo!
Outta the way — Train Wreck Spears comin’ through!
New photos from the set of Britney Spears’ new music video for ‘Get Back’ show the raven-haired songstress working the stripper pole. And if you believe the latest anti-Britney story coming from the News of the World, Brit’s ugly wardrobe was only matched by her ugly attitude.
Here are some highlights:
- Looking dead-eyed and disorientated, the pop babe lost it during a shambolic video shoot and ended up “sobbing hysterically”
- She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice
- When she wasn’t p*****g people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney
- Suddenly she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically
75 Comments
id bang her, cure all her ills.
“disorientated” is not a word
that looks nothing like her and it’s sad because it’s her.
Tragic. Kevin Federline will get the kids for sure. Who would have thought?
she is gone - and will never be back
crazy bald whore.
She’s become the female Elvis. Once really good looking now to a fat, drugged up, ugly mess!!!
Even the strippers wouldn’t do her!
This is all so wonderful. Britney Spears has single-handedly shattered any illusion of celebrity success. She built her empire on dressing like a well-groomed whore, and now the sad bitch is trying to get back in the game, but her greasy weave and ripped stockings give her away, as what? A poorly-groomed whore. Poor, poor Britney. All your life people have been begging to to take it all off and show us your bits, and now all we want is you to keep your bits inside your panties. You must be so confused.
And get thee to a tanning bed Britters.
Like George Costanza said on Seinfeld: Sweet fancy Moses!
Her kids will be so embarassed when they grow up.
nothing she does could surprise me anymore. there could be a blog post titled “reunited and it feels so good!: britney rolls in own feces” and i would scroll by apathetically.
april, that was one of the funniest things i’ve ever read hahahaha
April, you are a BABE! So, so true. I’m convinced that she’s retarded.
She’s one pathetic person. I really hope Kevin gets the kids. She doesn’t deserve them.
I don’t understand why she insists on making her size 6 (or 4?) body look like a size 16. The teeny tiny clothes make her look so big yet we all know she’s a small person. Love how the back-up dancers are fully clothed.
yes, very funny april!
I agree
she is now the definition of disgusting.
it’s nice how everyone just passes judgement on someone they don’t even know. they’re going on something that was supposedly said by someone else they don’t know.
^Its nice how you feel the need to pass judgement on people on this site cakelover^
*
If she had taken some more time off and actually worked on her MUSIC instead of just coming out with yet another trashy video maybe she could be taken seriously. This is going to ruin her.
white trash
ew
yuck
ew
yuck
That bitch is crazy. And god, is she ugly!! Wow. In that first pic she looks like an old, fat DUDE. This is the first time I think she actually is ugly. A couple of days ago she looked nice, even in that pink bra and white underwear.
She is crazy and I can’t way to see this video so I can laugh my ass off.
I never thought I would say this, but I am actually beginning to pity her. She is gone.
She tries oooooh sooooo haaaard to stay relevant, even though people aint having it. That outfit made me soo embarassed, can you imagine what people who are actually related to her are thinking. Does she even have a single friend left in the world? Damnit, it’s tragic to the point of suicide., WOuldn’t surpsrise me, if she didn’t love the cameras too much.
EWWWW she’s SO fat
this is really really sad..I used to like her but she s only pathetic!
Oh my lawd. That’s just fucking awful. She really has no clue at all.
she’s not fat!!!Get a life..Hr body looks great,don’t judge before the video comes out.
she’s got a bloody nose!!!!!! Coke nose!!!!!!! FAS combined w/ money & no supervision: Britney. Get some help and we’ll check in 5, 10 years from now.
Jennifer, you are fucking hysterical - love your posts - so dry, so true, never preachy or obnoxious but always educational. LoL.
As for Britney, she definately looks like a used whore at a truckstop. She has gone back to her roots.
I don’t want to see the ass of someone who’s built like a truck. Put some clothes on.
Wow, that’s a turn on.
pathetic
Oh, come on. She is NOT fat. Geez.
Erica, if you mean to say that there are fatter people in the US, yes there are. But sorry, she doesn’t have the body to dress like this anymore. She’s not this fresh, naive 17-year old Lolita anymore, she looks 40. And she IS built like a tranny truck driver.
She is too lazy and self-indulgent to do anything about it so she continues to go through life pretending nothing is wrong. Undressing in public, with strippers, in try-on booths, in “spontaneous” ocean dips and in videos like this. However her erratic behaviour during the shoot is proof enough that she knows she looks horrible. (Maybe she doesn’t know she looks trashy as well because “trashy” is not a concept she would be familiar with …) But she is too weak, too stupid and too lazy to do something about it.
her legs look like two hams in the first picture, fractal hams, the pattern goes on and on…
Holy shit, she’s got the UGLIEST pair of legs & ass I’ve ever seen. Brit, go back to the gym and tone it up. And until then, keep some clothes on.
She doesn’t look bad, she still looks fit to me. When is someone going to step in and help this girl?
Sad, is she seriously trying to mount a comeback with no support behind her? Why doesn’t her record company just tell her to take a break.
^^^You would think that Jive would force her to sit her ass down. Unfortunately, Britney’s in the position to be able to bank-roll her own projects. This is just a damn shame. She has no business trying to make a comeback so soon. This is only going to send her further into the depths of despair once she realizes this video gets no play. I still think the girl’s got a nice body but she’s certainly not back to her “Slave4U” days. Of course, putting some clothes on would help. It’s just sad. I feel bad for Britney. She’s pushed her family away, she got divorced (which was necessary) and probably has no real friends.
^^^^^ I just want to clarify that I don’t think she’s fat, but she looks shapeless and sort of masculine to me. Not to mention that she has absolutely no waist. And lord, that nasty nasty weave. I don’t like hating on people like this, but Brit just makes it so easy. I wish she would just disappear from the media’s eye and quietly live her life instead of trying to capture the glory days. The “comeback” should have waited until she got her act together, but who’s she going to listen to?
She is NOT fat people. I would like to see most of you wearing a bikini. Trust me I just came back from holiday at the lake and I hated wearing my bikini even though I am a size 4-6. Brittney is toned which is good. HOWEVER, she has lost her looks that’s for sure. Not that she was beautiful or anything at one time, but now she IS a female version of Elvis. Her face is a mess. Her body is OK but NOT what it used to be. HOWEVER I love her I DON’T GIVE A SHIT attitude. Then again, this may just be her manic-depressive illness shining through….
I think she is WAY TOO FAT for such a slutty outfit. But she is all about bad taste, so I guess it makes sense.
“Hmm…let’s think. I’ve shaved my head, been to rehab, shown my vagina to the majority of the Western world…what can I do to get my fans back? I know; I’ll poledance dressed like one of the Village People!” Genius.
PS: “disorientated” is the British spelling of “disoriented” and the News of the World is a British newspaper.
this is so sadddd. i miss the old britney.
Eww I just threw up in my mouth a little. && for everyone saying she’s looks good, ya she has lot quite a bit of the baby weight and is working on toning up BUT she does not look good enough to do something like this. PLUS she’s a mother of 2, she needs to act like it. If she wanted an extended adolescence she shouldn’t have had kids!
I love everyone who says her legs and ass are ugly…..lol
“wrestler’s leg syndrome”
she’s got it all right!
I hope the music channels reject this. The only place this video should be shown is on COMEDY CENTRAL.
I don’t belive you’re are 36 and you are saying those things.My mom would never said it.
She CAN’T have the body like in Slave 4 u,she was teenager and now she’s 25 woman
and she has TWO kids..GOD!Saying she’s fat?!I want to see your body.She’s athlethic body..
She has a lot of muscles..
um, Heidi Klum has THREE Kids.
Liv Tyler has one, Julianne Moore has TWO, AND is almost 50 years old and looks 100 TIMES better than Britney. So STOP with the “she’s had kids” shit. BULLSHIT.
I’d rather have my body than hers ANY DAY.
and pick a fucking NAME, if you’re going to keep starting shit with me- or shut the fuck up.
….and I never said she’s FAT.
I said she has WRESTLER’S LEGS…which means MUSCLES.
why do I argue with you? You’re obviously an idiot who can’t read.
Anonymous - you said it she’s a 25 year old WOMAN she needs to stop acting like a child. What she is doing up there is the same thing as her putting on that school girl outfit again. She is no longer the girl who sang “oh baby, baby,” she needs to GROW THE FUCK UP! When you make the decision to have sex and create life you have an obligation to that life negates any prior claims you put on yourself. For anyone to think they can act or think the same what after kids that they did before just doesn’t get it.
.
She needs someone who isn’t with her for the fame or money to stand up to her and help her get back on the right track. I don’t think she is a bad person, she’s just making bad decisions and its going to bite her in the ass. I just hope she gets a hold of reality soon otherwise VH1 will be showing her reality show 10 years from now, hosted by Danny Bonaduce.
love you Barks- you and I are usually on the same page………
off to run some stairs!
catch y’all later!
agree with you Barks,she needs someone to help her,support her.But,everyone is using her..
Her family,her “friends”,her assistant.Who can seh trust?
P.S.That wasn’t at you parissucksliterally-with that thing she’s fat..It was for Carli.Ok?
dude! I’m 32 and I weight 110 being 5′4″…and I WOULD NEVER wear hot pants or such slutty outfits for the masses ….
The point is: if she is gonna make a carreer of wearing slutty, cheese, and distasteful ugly outfits at least loose like 15 pounds…how can she get recognition of being a “singer” when she does not sings, and ovbiously dresses like an idiot?!!
she sings..She’s dancing you know..She can’t sing and dance at the same time.
Anonymous 11:44,
stop being such an idiot. Madonna can sing and dance at the same time, and she’s almost 50. And she’s had 2 children too. Gwen can sing and dance at the same time too. If you are going to defend this pathetic piece of shit at least try to say something intelligent.
Most of you have WAY too much time on your hands….
lol keller…
Anonymous, you must live a very sheltered life with your mom being the ultimate Stepford housewife. 36 is nothing these days! I see people clubhopping that age, doing it like they know best, even better then the twenty-somethings. Being in your thirties does not mean you have to be a boring asswipe who cooks her husband dinner for a living period. It does mean though that you have more responisbility then you did back when you were claiming your virginity you damn well know you lost a long time ago.. Britney needs to find herself something to keep her grounded, a hobby or a person in her life. Maybe her children. Either way she is a messed up druggy with no purpose in life. And don’t defend her, there is no use.
BeJeeBus:”Britney needs to find herself something to keep her grounded, a hobby or a person in her life. Maybe her children. ” That type of logic of finding purpose in one’s life by contemplating the life of others has made women IDIOTs for ever….I would say that that is exactly why MsB. is the mess she is: She can not think of her self as a wholesome human without the presence of a attention or a “love” (call it man, kids, fans). Kids are accessory to the whole man thing….and what an accessory they make to people’s life! Women that fall into the whole “to be or not to be (a woman) depending on the love of others is just a giant PATHETIC charade that women (and many others) like to play. You can have all those elements and be happy, or you can have them and be MISERABLE…it is not those things what make you wholesome. IT IS a sense of pride in who you are and the path of life…not a freaking “love” “puppy”, or even kids….
I’m soooo delayed and grounded in an airport that the feminism spiel makes a perfect passtime.
ok, Anonymous. ….it will be a lot easier if you just pick a name though. It’s hard to keep track of comments when there are more than one Anonymous.
sorry I called you an idiot who can’t read.
I’m that anonymous…You BeJeeBus:Don’t talk like that about my mom!If you’ll say something
you’ll see!I didn’t say you must stay at home and cook food for your husband,you don’t have to.
I wasn’t saying 36 woman is old or whatever..
da devil:Your post is tooo long,I don’t want to read it.Just few words:If you don’t like Britney or
someone else ,don’t waste your time posting comments..
Hehe jane…sure…I’ll make it easy…sometimes, I don’t like easy.
I do like Britney you idiot, in fact I am a huge fan. Can’t you tell? Ask anyone in here. I just gave up on defending her ass, which you are so desperately trying to do. Not gonna work, people are over her. TRUST. And I will talk about your mom if I feel like it. What are you gonna do, internet-bitch-slap me? Don’t talk about other people on this board who you have no knowledge of, and maybe I will leave your momma out of this. If you can dish it, then take it as well!
da devil: haha You work that feminism speech at the airport like nobody’s business!! I didn’t mean a love interest at all. Kids are a result of a past loveinterest, but they are there and she can’t make them disappear.. What she can do, is dedicate herself to them and try to be a rolemodel instead of already at this point making their adolescence a living hell. And maybe by settling down she will realise that there are other things in life than paparazzi and camera lenses. I’m just sayin.
Now, I love the girl to death, prolly more than most people do, but I am SO not impressed with the whole stripper vibe she’s got going on here. Isn’t it bad enough that she has to contend with all the negative reports on her life without her having to stoop to portraying herself in this manner just for a music video? This is the image that she wants the world (including Child Protective Services) to see of her? It’s not even that sexy. It seems clear that Lindsay Lohan’s new movie, I Know Who Killed Me wherein she plays a stripper, is set to bomb at the box office this weekend so I don’t know that it’s wise for Britney to be emulating her right now. I’m sorry, while I’m glad that she’s moving ahead with her career comeback I think it’s a bad idea to take it down this path.
wait a second Jane….did Carli say she’s 36? I know I have said my age, and your comment did seem like it was directed at me, when I read comments again…….but I’ll take your word for it saying it wasn’t.
Trent: while I agree with your comment, PLEASE don’t use that stupid “word” PROLLY.
I fucking HATE that- so moronic! There are only TWO MORE LETTERS in “probably”, so what’s with the “abbreviation”? I could kill Ted C. for making that shit mainstream- do people SAY prolly when they TALK?
sorry about the rant, but FUCK. Our culture just keeps dumbing down and I find it so frustrating.
see man, a britney post doesnt deserve 60 some comments
Man even a few months ago I had hope of her makin some kind of comeback. Whatever she’s workin on right now with that stripper pole is just going to ruin her career forever.
PSL, I don’t really find “prolly” that irritating. I just HATE HATE HATE it when people say “Lol” instead of laughing.
THAT is so fucking annoying.
Lol lol lol
See, now I’m just pissing myself off.
Also, doesn’t it look like Brit has a MAJOR wedgie in the second pic? Girl, it’s okay, pull it out, we won’t give you any less respect (though that might be impossible).
And I really wish Britney had grown her hair back before getting that nasty arse wig/weave.
She’s fat…look at that double chin.She shd wear something more decent…that porn star outfit wdnt even look good on slim girls.
she’s not fat..I want to see you after two kids in two years..
Everyone has something to say when its not themselves going thru a hard confusing time but jus to let every person who judges know…It could easily be one bad choice from being you!!!!!
I don’t think she wants to be doing this anymore…I think she just making videos and stuff because she thinks its what people want her to do. She needs to leave LA for a while and patch things up with her family and spend some quiet time with her boys. She needs a chance to get her life back on track before jumping into work again. She’s lost in an industry that just wants to tear her down all the time and its really sad. I hope she works everything out for herself, it would be really awful to see her crash and burn….
SHE’S A FUCKING RETARD THAT’S WHAT SHE IS AND HER FANS ARE FUCKING RETARDED FAT BITCHES THAT DON’T KNOW ANY BETTER!!! JUST BECAUSE SHITNEY SHIT IS 200LBS LIGHTER THAN YOU DOESN’T MAKE HER QUALIFIED TO WEAR THIS SHIT!!
AND FOR THE ASS THAT THINK SHE’S GONNA LOOK GREAT ONCE THE VIDEO IS FINISHED…OF COURSE SHE WILL…THAT VIDEO IS PROBABLY GONNA END UP BEING 1 MILLON SINCE THEY HAVE TO MAKE MAGIC ON HER FACE….THEY’RE GONNA THIN HER EYEBALLS TOO!!!
FUCKING IDIOTS HER FANS ARE! FUCKING IDIOTS!