Well, we didn’t either.
But someone at the New York Daily News watched and it appears that all sorts of things didn’t add up, including the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding/elopement:
Aside from the bald-faced timeline lies, how about that wedding? Spencer might not have drugged Heidi, as Mrs. Montag suggested in a recent Us Weekly interview, but Barbados Barbie certainly wasn’t of sound mind after all those tequila shooters. I mean, that has to be her excuse because I don’t know who would marry a dude who proposes by saying that he’s “obsessed” with you and that he just wants to “keep you from the world.”
At one point, Spencer told an intoxicated Heidi: “You don’t have to tell anyone. It’s our secret marriage.”
But it was never much of a secret. The pair appeared on the November 26 cover of Us Weekly with the headline “Heidi & Spencer Elope!”

















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These two are such scammers. I just hope they dont procreate.
hahaha heidi got what she deserved for staying with that creep.
Why is this a topic of discussion when these two TOOLS aren’t even legally married?!??!?!!?!??!!? No one gives a shit.
I’m over it.
And why should I care about these two?
Oh, I don’t.
Ok I saw a preview of ep 20; pleeease tell me Lauren is not friends with her again wtf?!
I hope Spencer does “keeps” her “from the world”, and himself. Morons.
For as much as he looks like a tool, she genuinely (for once) looks happy. I just wish it didn’t make my toes curl in agony looking at pictures of the two of them.
Famewhore blonde horseface, deserves Beavis