THE PRATT/MONTAG WEDDING: BLAME THE TEQUILA!

Anyone catch The Hills last night?

Well, we didn’t either.

But someone at the New York Daily News watched and it appears that all sorts of things didn’t add up, including the Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt wedding/elopement:

Aside from the bald-faced timeline lies, how about that wedding? Spencer might not have drugged Heidi, as Mrs. Montag suggested in a recent Us Weekly interview, but Barbados Barbie certainly wasn’t of sound mind after all those tequila shooters. I mean, that has to be her excuse because I don’t know who would marry a dude who proposes by saying that he’s “obsessed” with you and that he just wants to “keep you from the world.”

At one point, Spencer told an intoxicated Heidi: “You don’t have to tell anyone. It’s our secret marriage.”

But it was never much of a secret. The pair appeared on the November 26 cover of Us Weekly with the headline “Heidi & Spencer Elope!”

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9 Comments

  1. Deeta Vaughn Teese
    December-16-2008 @ 12:38 pm

    These two are such scammers. I just hope they dont procreate.

  2. Ash
    December-16-2008 @ 12:38 pm

    hahaha heidi got what she deserved for staying with that creep.

  3. hotbitch
    December-16-2008 @ 12:51 pm

    Why is this a topic of discussion when these two TOOLS aren’t even legally married?!??!?!!?!??!!? No one gives a shit.

  4. whatever
    December-16-2008 @ 1:07 pm

    I’m over it.

  5. She Rides A Harleyâ„¢
    December-16-2008 @ 1:31 pm

    And why should I care about these two?
    Oh, I don’t.

  6. Anonymous
    December-16-2008 @ 1:55 pm

    Ok I saw a preview of ep 20; pleeease tell me Lauren is not friends with her again wtf?!

  7. Anonymous
    December-16-2008 @ 1:57 pm

    I hope Spencer does “keeps” her “from the world”, and himself. Morons.

  8. Kirsten
    December-16-2008 @ 4:35 pm

    For as much as he looks like a tool, she genuinely (for once) looks happy. I just wish it didn’t make my toes curl in agony looking at pictures of the two of them.

  9. Tealeaf
    December-16-2008 @ 4:49 pm

    Famewhore blonde horseface, deserves Beavis

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