ANGELINA GOES 3-D

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If you thought Angelina Jolie was beautiful on the big screen, wait until she goes 3-D. Reach out and touch someone!

The 32-year-old stunner has been transformed into the mother of Grendel the monster, the father of all evil from Anglo-Saxon mythology, for the adult fantasy film ‘Beowulf.’

In the press release shot, Angelina is seen emerging naked from a pool of dank cave water, rivulets of gold streaming gently down her body.

Could she be any hotter?

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18 Comments

  1. Anonymous
    July-26-2007 @ 7:36 am

    What tha hell is that about? I don’t understand…

  2. parissucksliterally
    July-26-2007 @ 7:36 am

    I read a review of Beowulf yesterday- it sounds really good……Lord knows, the book was torture.

  3. only.1.without.herpes
    July-26-2007 @ 7:42 am

    Agreed PSL.. the book drove me nuts in highschool, but the story is actually quite good.. i’ll watch it

  4. Anony
    July-26-2007 @ 7:54 am

    I read it in highschool too. Don´t remember much about Grendel’s MOM though….

  5. only.1.without.herpes
    July-26-2007 @ 8:02 am

    After Beowulf kills grendel, momma goes to their camp and kills a bunch of his men… then she drags Beowulf under water to her layer and they have a huge battle.. I know, I’m a nerd

  6. OMG Really???
    July-26-2007 @ 8:03 am

    Are her veiny hands in 3D as well?

  7. Texan
    July-26-2007 @ 8:06 am

    This one’s based on a newer translation. But Beowulf is an illustration of a pagan story which became Christianized.

  8. skye
    July-26-2007 @ 8:09 am

    It’s convenient to have cutting edge technology portraying you as hot, non?

  9. Anony
    July-26-2007 @ 8:13 am

    Only.1.: Guess I didn’t pay that much attention to it! haha

  10. only.1.without.herpes
    July-26-2007 @ 8:17 am

    No, I’m just a freaking GEEK hee hee nah, we had to do a project on this poem and I happen to have been in the group representing Grendel’s mother.. that’s all

  11. Empress Scorpio
    July-26-2007 @ 8:50 am

    Yes, she is beautiful, but I am so sorry, she is not that great of an actress. I absolutely loved Beowulf and I only hope that she doesn’t eff it up for me. There have been a few movies done about Beowulf and they never seem do the story justice. That’s just my opinion. I think Gerard Butler is the sexiest beast in film right now and even he couldn’t save his version of Beowulf.

  12. reacktion
    July-26-2007 @ 10:20 am

    Well, yes, she could BE hotter if her body actually looked like the picture anymore. Poor thing looks more like a skeleton now than she did when she really had the build Laura Croft body pictured here.

  13. Pin
    July-26-2007 @ 10:28 am

    I love the epic poem. I’m tired of desperate writers raiding great literature for movie plots.

  14. Kathy
    July-26-2007 @ 10:39 am

    anything she is in..turns to crap!!

  15. Kat
    July-26-2007 @ 10:40 am

    So sick of the Jolie-Pitt’s.

  16. only.1.without.herpes
    July-26-2007 @ 1:33 pm

    Firefox, not crap Gia, not crap. Tomb Raider, not crap. Mr. and Mrs. Smith, not crap. Ever think it’s the movies themselves and not her.. cuz I think I just proved your whole “anything” (which I assume means everything) wrong.

  17. Supersonic
    July-26-2007 @ 1:43 pm

    Someone’s bringing sexy back! I’m glad that Angie is coming back but I’m sick of the people who only talk about what they hear of her in the tabloids and have never really seen her acting and don’t seem to appreciate all the humanatarian work she’s done. So she isn’t perfect! Who is?!

  18. joycat
    July-26-2007 @ 6:22 pm

    She did win three Golden Globes and one Oscar, so her acting can’t be all that bad.

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