NOW THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL A WELCOME PARTY
Posted Monday, July 23rd, 2007 at 6:24 am
Filed under: David Beckham, Jada-Pinkett-Smith, Katie-Holmes, Tom-Cruise, Victoria-Beckham, Will-Smith
A host of of actors and entertainment world luminaries turned out last night for what was billed as an official welcome-to-Los Angeles party for British imports David and Victoria Beckham.
Hosted by Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith, the guest list at the Museum of Contemporary Art’s Geffen Contemporary gallery was long and deep.
For the British Beckhams, it was a taste of classic Hollywood. A red carpet was rolled out at the entrance. A small army of police patrolled streets for blocks, keeping gawkers at a distance. There were limousines and TV cameras by the dozen. Helicopters thumped overhead. The works.
The guests of honour were joined at the red-carpet party by newly-married ‘Desperate Housewives’ star Eva Longoria and big name Hollywood stars Brooke Shields, Bruce Willis, Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher, Jim Carrey and gal pal Jenny McCarthy.
According to the AP, the warehouse-like party venue was transformed with couches, elaborate lighting and floral arrangements into a glitzy nightclub for the star-studded event.
Mega A-listers George Clooney and Steven Spielberg were also expected to make an appearance but were a no show.
And to think — all this hoopla for an aging and injured soccer player and his former pop star wife (who, by the way, was wearing the fiercest shoes ever!)

July 23rd, 2007 at 6:42 am
Holy shit, just look at the heels of Victoria’s shoes!!! You go girl!
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:46 am
DANG!! Posh looks really fierce. Check out those shoes. Katie looks good too. Looks like Posh talked her into a light spray paint tan. Jim C. needs to cut his hair & there is Eva again. I am so sick of her.
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:47 am
k, a few comments: Lil’ Kim needs to put on some clothes, Katie needs to take off some clothes (you are young girl show off that bod), Brooke’s husband looks like a serial killer, and for the love of all that is holy please cut your hair Jim!!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 am
lil’ kim and rhianna were there??? weird…
love posh’s shoes!!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:54 am
AHHH how idiotic!
Rianna looks polished, L’Kim looks ghetto…ghetto is so yestarday
July 23rd, 2007 at 6:56 am
Kathy has some exeptional thick anckles…she knows that showing them is just stupid
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:09 am
brooke shields make me sick. she is a pathetic excuse for a woman. and i love that clooney and spielberg were no-shows at the alien ball! was xenu invited?
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:14 am
what the FUCK was Lil KIM doing there?
she looks like a Gremlin now…..gross.
jada looks pretty fierce too……
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:26 am
i think david looks uncomfortable…..
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:01 am
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July 23rd, 2007 at 8:01 am
Is it just me, or does everyone look wierd???
Lil’ Kim is a walking horror show.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:13 am
ALL COPIED DIRECTLY FROM THE DAILY MAIL. Can’t you even change one word out of the copy.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:16 am
Becks is hardly ageing…stop writing about them if you hate them so much you stupid tart.
But I guess you wont get the traffic you want if you do that. Dumb a$$
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:26 am
What? No John Revolting there? Are he and Tom having another lovers spat?
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:35 am
That’s a stunningly shapeless potato sack Katie’s wearing. To call that a grandma gown is an insult to grandmothers everywhere. Tom’s suit is one huge yawn, too.
Posh looks positvely fierce. Love her or hate her, you’ve got to admit the woman’s got incredible fashion instincts. Becks is scrummy no matter what he wears.
Jada has looked much better. She’s got a rockin’ bod, and she’s hiding it under some dumb beach schmatta.
Hate the little elf booties, too. Will has also done a better job. Guess it was an off night for the both of them.
Everyone else: who cares?
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:19 am
What the f*ck is Eva doing at this one also? I know she’s friends with posh, but doesn’t she take a night off from premiere of something??? She just got married, can’t she stay the night in with her husband and give US a break!!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:29 am
Love the Beckhams… yummy!! Hate Jada’s shoes.. and lil kim BLECCHK
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:46 am
Becks suit is ill-fitting. The pants are tight and pull in all the wrong places. I do still love him, tho.
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:56 am
I totally don’t understand this, who CARES about these two??!??!?!??!?!?
July 23rd, 2007 at 2:14 pm
Brooke looks like a tranny and her husband looks like a prevert.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:40 pm
Tom looks like a wax figure.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:52 pm
okay..I said it once…gotta say it again….what is with the same Posh hair do’s??? That is edging toward creepy….ever since Posh hit L.A. people stopped smiling….it’s like a botox hell….
Tom is like wanna make it in America become a scientologist…and all these loser A minus and B and C listers come prancing in…and Becks is going “Yes, I am on the decline in the soccer world…these are my peeps…I am home…praise xenu…”
…BECKS!!!!!! have Will smith teach you how to run…gcos his last film “Happyness” was nothing but him running…it sucked tuna on rye…but he ran fast!
July 23rd, 2007 at 7:43 pm
the beckhams are really getting HUGE in hollywood.
July 23rd, 2007 at 8:11 pm
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July 23rd, 2007 at 11:53 pm
kate just looks like crap next to posh loving posh’s shoes aswell!!
July 24th, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Lil Kim is the hottest of all the HAM’s in the fucking world. WHo invited her ghetto ass?Rih Rih looks fabulous as always she is like a freaking Goddess!! David and Will are so freakin hot that it hurts my eyes!! And gotta give it up for Vicky for working them hooker heels to the MAX! Katie please take thyself to a spa and have the rejuvenation treatment you old looking hag. I will not comment on Jada cause she is the horror or the rest cause they are boring.
July 24th, 2007 at 12:59 pm
Now will someone please explain why Eva Longwhoria’s desperate ass is in attendance? Is it not enough that she smothered us with her wedding that lasted like 6 months?