You ewwed and she has listened.
After disgusting onlookers with her mutilated and cellulite-ridden body during a beachside frolick last week, plastic surgery princess Tara Reid has wisely chosen to forgo the string bikini, opting to rock a more modest gold over-up and white boy shorts during another day under the Malibu sun on Saturday.
Best decision ever?

















18 Comments
all she needs on that potato sack is a v-neck and it will look like she’s wearing one of those ridiculous breast-feeding ponchos.
good- keep that shit covered up Tara! Pants would be nice though- she’s got a lot of jiggle.
Those shorts look a little loosy-goosy at the leg opening. Tara: I hope you are wearing nice, clean underpants!
hi, psl.
lol at least she is covering her nasty belly, no matter how many plastic surgery she has it will never look the same ever again.
I feel kinda bad for the poor girl.. Life dealt her some shit cards when it comes to surgery… It’s a little shady, she probably payed with a handjob… She was very promising once though. I remember thinking how cute she was in American Pie and how much I loved her voice… And now she is a hasbeen at 25.. that’s some tough shit..
BJB- “how you doin’?”
I don’t feel bad for her at all! Her body was great- all she had to do was EXCERCISE. She chose to be a lazy-ass and cheat with lipo- and THIS is what she got. Just shows you- do NOT fuck with your body when there is nothing wrong with it!!!!!
hey TellMeMore!
….and I think she’s 32, definitely not 25.
I agree with BJB. I feel bad for her…
Some of you may have read my post from last week on this girl. I had lipo on my stomach and have dimples. It was the dumbest thing I have ever done. I should have known better–I worked in Medical Sales and sold devices (breast implants, injectable collagen) to Plastic Surgeons in Southern CA–specifially, Beverly Hills. So, I was an “informed consumer”.
Lipo sucks. It leaves you with dimples that can never be fixed. Spend that $$ on a personal trainer.
^Sorry to hear it, I always dread any kind of surgery especially when I hear horror stories like yours. I can’t imagine how it must be to live with that kind of stomach. And as for Tara, yeah I guess it wasn’t thought through when she did it, but she never asked to have a mutated stomach for the rest of her life.. That’s why I pity her..
she has abused her body tissue…her skin does not look healthy…
Curious-does one wear girl panties under the boy shorts??
Well you know what, I’m all for body confidence and seeing as Tara is the least annoying ‘It’ girl out there, I’m glad she isn’t hiding away, she knows she’s had botched surgery and its her own problem. Still, YEESH.
I feel sorry for her. She has a sad existence.
i feel bad for her… and anyone else (tellmemore) who’ve had a bad experience with plastic surgery.
yes, tara should’ve exercised and not pick the shortcut… but still. it’s her hope of having a better body, only to come out with something worse than what she had. damn, even her boob job was bad… the scars! did she have lipo and boobs done at the same time?
thank god she covered up her torso…
sarry, i say no — the point of boy shorts is that the sand has a place to go when you are surfing, etc.