The country bumpkin says she’s been interested in theology since Dan Brown’s book The Da Vinci Code came out.
She confessed to Marie Claire magazine, “I’ve been contemplating taking a college course in religion.”
Jessica says the interest didn’t come from her minister dad but from T.V.! “I love religion,” she added. “I remember whenever the book The Da Vinci Code came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times.”
Miss Simpson left high school at age sixteen, but later earned her GED.
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Does she go out of her way to come off stupid? I don’t get it.
she has to go back to school, because her career is in the toilet and has nothing to fall back on.
she looks like a retard and a boney one at that!
I liked the book “Jurassic Park” so I’m gonna take a paleontology class.
The book “Devil Wears Prada” was great so I’m gonna also take a class in Fashion Design.
God she’s annoying.
Oh honey–we all know that the reason you watched it 8 times is because it took you that many tries to understand it…
But congratulations on being able to figure out Tivo! That makes you very, very special.
the last two posts are awesomely funny! thank you!
OMG just askin’ that was a great comment!!
I took religion in college, and it’s not as easy as this dumb whore might think. She probably actually believes that everyone is Christian, so she’ll just be taking Christianity classes. Wait until she finds out about polytheistic religions. Try wrapping your brain around that, JesSUCKa!
She’s a gorgeous girl but that’s not a nice picture of her.
How is she still getting covers- she is completely irrelevant.
Hate see her on another cover, she looks like her Joe Simpson in drag