BRITNEY IS SSSSMOKIN’!!!

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Following an impromptu and nearly naked frolick in the ocean, a makeup-free Britney Spears lights up a cancer stick while making her way back to Bevely Hills.

As reports continue to surface suggesting that Britney has fired both her publicist and manager, it seems there is another member her entourage who has recently received the boot — her cousin Allie. In recent weeks, Brit’s right-hand-gal has been M.I.A. and in place of her is Brit’s new BFF Lucy Walsh.

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11 Comments

  1. Supersonic
    July-19-2007 @ 9:28 am

    I mean, what do you say about Brit that hasn’t been said? And remember when Tom Cruise fired everyone?
    Britney has already joined the Scientology-esque Kabbalah once before, she just needs a brainwashed child-groom and a baby that she may or may not have brought on eBay and she’s done.

  2. yug
    July-19-2007 @ 9:46 am

    Remember Brit, cancer is the answer!

  3. krissa
    July-19-2007 @ 10:36 am

    class baby.
    all class.

  4. k
    July-19-2007 @ 10:41 am

    brit the ditz..i am sick of this idiot!

  5. TellMeMore
    July-19-2007 @ 10:59 am

    Yeah, remember when Tom Cruise fired his publicist and hired his SISTER–two words–couch jumping!

  6. my2cents
    July-19-2007 @ 12:24 pm

    Is this girl ever alone? I mean does she spend one day just by herself hanging at the house with her kids? Something about her need to always have a person be her lap dog is so annoying. It’s like when she pulls up to coffee places and has her “friends” go in for her as if she doesn’t want the attention. Then she will sit in the car with the top down and peal her dress off and sit in her bra or give them a mini interview about her mother. She is so transparent in everything she does and she thinks she is so clever. Uhhhhhh, I hate her.

  7. parissucksliterally
    July-19-2007 @ 1:17 pm

    where’s her bottle of Muskatelle in a paper bag?

  8. spinner
    July-19-2007 @ 2:01 pm

    ^or perhaps Ripple??

  9. tiffmilf
    July-19-2007 @ 2:29 pm

    smoking makes you ugly….. and she needs all the pretty she can get right now!

  10. July-19-2007 @ 3:28 pm

    what’s Muskatelle and Ripple??

  11. parissucksliterally
    July-19-2007 @ 7:10 pm

    lolly: it’s alcohol you can get for like $1.99.
    what winos drink.

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