At one point, 2-year-old Suri removed her stylish sunnies and stared down the camera with suspicious eyes.
They learn so young, don’t they?
Meanwhile, it appears Katie — who has seen a drop in the quality of her roles since getting married — is searching for scripts where she can play opposite hubby Tom Cruise in an attempt to revive her stalled career.
A source tells Britain’s Now: “They’re looking at remaking Last Tango In Paris, but anything sexy with a good story appeals. Tom’s looking for something that’s cutting edge and sexy, but also accessible. He’s thinking along the lines of Basic Instinct – a movie that has a mainstream plot, but also some intense sex stuff. He hasn’t found the script yet, but both he and Katie are reading a few that could fit the bill.”
Hmmm…Katie Holmes in a steamy remake of an erotic thriller. What could possibly go wrong with that?
[Bauer Griffin]



























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She is so cute!!! But I dont know how all these celeb kids are going to react when they are in their teens and are still being followed!
Please! I dont think anybody would want to see average looking Katie Holmes trying to be all sexy!! She has 0 sex appeal!!
I betcha she would play a whore/skank pretty damn good…just something there.
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That kid always looks good!
She’s the least sexy woman ever, and I cant imagine who would want to see gay-crazy-weirdo Tm Cruise having sex…
Nope…… don’t want to see anything with those two trying to be “sexy”. Nope…. not gonna watch… and am trying to forget that I ever even read that.
This kid has some kick ass parents…she always looks like a young lady.
Unlike the jolie mutt
Oh my. Her nose is so bulbous! Thankfully, TomAssPussyLips has the dough to get it surgically corrected.
Don’t worry honey, that huge schnoz will soon be gone. Until then put the glasses back on.
Appropriately sized implants wouldn’t hurt … might as well get it all done while she’s under.
YOU HAVE TO SEE TOM CRUISE BE INTERVIEWED TONIGHT ON ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT… TALKING ABOUT SURI …!!!
Last Tango in Paris!? Of course, because Eyes Wide Shut went over so well with audiences. Gross. Like seeing Tom with Nicole wasn’t bad enough. Katie Holmes is one of the least sexy celebs out there, throw Tom on top of her and you’ll have a suckfest akin to Mini Me’s sex tape. No. No. No.
TOM AND NICOLE MET ON THE SET OF DAYS OF THUNDER HE SAW HER IN DEAD CALM AND TOLD
HIS STAFF THAT HE HAD TO HAVE HER AS HIS LOVE INTEREST.. HE WAS MARRIED TO MIMI ROGERS AT THE TIME.. ROMANCE AND 10 YEAR MARRIAGE 2 MOVIES LATER FAR AND AWAY AND EYES WIDE SHUT ..THAN CAME PENOLOPE CRUZ WHO HE MET ON THE SET OF VANILLA SKY…
THEY HAD A 2 YEAR ROMANCE.. TWO OSCAR CONTENDERS..TOM WENT FROM THAT TO KATIE
HOLMES WHO IS FAMOUS FOR DAWSONS CREEK..
remake “Last Tango in Paris”… BLASPHEMY!!!! Just count on that troll of a “husband” or hers to taint a beloved classic….Why not remake one of the Three Stooges movies and have one of the Sciencreeptology handlers as one of the Stooges…..Suri still looks surly….hence she will now be referred to as Surly Cruise….nasty tempered sciencreeptot….
For all those who disagree…Let me make this perfectly clear….EAT ME!
Tammy Kastronis ….I hear ya….especially thumbnail 1…..her nose is HUGE!!!!…she looks like Mason Reese…..he was a trolly looking little ginge….nothing bad against the ginged of the world…..but fook Surly is prolly booked for a nose job…..cos she aint growing in to that cuke!!
Eeeewwwwwwww. Who wants to see Tom and Katie have sex. Not me.