ON THE RECORD: JEAN-CLAUDE HITS ON INTERVIEWER

Jean-Claude Van Damme was doing an interview to promote his new flick JCVD with Newsweek’s Sarah Ball, but the action hero decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth and proceeded to hit on the 22-year-old journalist.

Oh, and did we mention that 48-year-old Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife?

Here’s what went down:

Jean-Claude: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Newsweek reporter: OK –

Jean-Claude: It was like being naked — I would love to be naked in front of you.

Newsweek reporter: Well, I –

Jean-Claude: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.

Newsweek reporter: So you’ve no regrets at all?

Jean-Claude: Believe me — I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?

Newsweek reporter: Yes, I am.

Jean-Claude: And are you 27, or 32?

Newsweek reporter: I ‘ m 22.

Jean-Claude: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?

Newsweek reporter: I don’t know. When is it?

Jean-Claude: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?

Newsweek reporter: Uh –

Jean-Claude: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.

[Bauer Griffin]

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21 Comments

  1. Rihanna's Played Out Hairdo
    November-19-2008 @ 4:41 pm

    creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy

  2. Ula
    November-19-2008 @ 4:51 pm

    Oh hell no!

    That is sooooooooo disgusting, at least try and hide the fact that you are a douchebag,geez.If i was her i would have thrown up on his ugly ass.

  3. EAT IT
    November-19-2008 @ 5:00 pm

    is he for real? what he said made me laugh. i mean, who says crap like that?
    besides being creeped out, i’d also be insulted if i were the journalist… i’m 22 and he thinks i’m 27 or 32. hahaha geez!

  4. Sheri
    November-19-2008 @ 5:31 pm

    He thinks he’s The Continental!

  5. boohoo
    November-19-2008 @ 5:58 pm

    Fucken douchebag.

  6. MikeC...
    November-19-2008 @ 6:00 pm

    He has ALWAYS been a douchebag…..absolutely no class of any kind.

  7. OMG
    November-19-2008 @ 6:11 pm

    well i’m not even going to lie, i would SO have said yeaaaa
    for some unknown reason i just love him even though he looks like an idiot now that he’s older and is a philandering arse. but it’s JCvD!!!

  8. Solaera
    November-19-2008 @ 6:31 pm

    GROSS!

  9. Creeped out...
    November-19-2008 @ 6:57 pm

    Oh…My…What was that all about, that was beyond creepy and he can probably look for wife # 6 after that…and yes, who does talk like that…he used to be just a jerk (so I heard) when he was popular in the, what was it, the 80’s…now…I guess if youre into that sort of pedafile looking creepy older guy that’s completely inapropriate and never has the right timing, even in his old school movies….LION HEART!!! Ick-EE

  10. Aysla
    November-19-2008 @ 8:37 pm

    That’s kind of funny. What a weird guy. He hasn’t aged well.

  11. Legend
    November-19-2008 @ 10:16 pm

    He looks like shit.

  12. cyn
    November-20-2008 @ 1:09 am

    ewwwwww! i think i just threw up a little in my mouth! what a tool!

  13. missu
    November-20-2008 @ 2:11 am

    Damn, I remember when he used to be SOOOO ‘effin HOT! Cocaine is a hellava drug, lol.

  14. Suzy
    November-20-2008 @ 9:39 am

    Disgraceful. Who even gives a shit about this has-been. He hasn’t aged very well it speaks volumes of the kind of life he must be living.

  15. pak31
    November-20-2008 @ 11:37 am

    Legend, you made me laugh. Straight and to the point, loved it. He does look awful, more like 60, ugh.

  16. hotbitch
    November-20-2008 @ 11:46 am

    What a fucking tool. He’s gross and ugly, too. I would’ve cussed his raggedy ass out.

  17. sandie
    November-20-2008 @ 2:54 pm

    I prefer to remember him when he was young, such a hot man years ago. Double impact, so sexy!

  18. Lucious lala
    November-20-2008 @ 3:41 pm

    ^^^^^ “MEmorieeeeesss, of the smiles we left behind, smiles we gave to one another”"” lol lol lol lol scattered

  19. lindsayforever
    November-20-2008 @ 4:21 pm

    That is actually kind of hilarious…

  20. Adam
    November-20-2008 @ 4:26 pm

    HA! I cannot express how hard I laughed at this. Only JCVD would have the guts to actually do this. How this newsweek doesn’t catch any hint of sarcasm or humor is beyond me, but I guess that just adds to it.

  21. cuntwoogy
    November-20-2008 @ 4:36 pm

    If I were the interviewer I wouldn’t even be able to ask any questions. All my focus would be on that labia he had transplanted were his lips used to be and that huge ass knot on his forehead. He is so icky.

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