Oh, and did we mention that 48-year-old Jean-Claude is currently married to his fifth wife?
Here’s what went down:
Jean-Claude: I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.Newsweek reporter: OK –
Jean-Claude: It was like being naked — I would love to be naked in front of you.
Newsweek reporter: Well, I –
Jean-Claude: Not being naked being naked. I say such things in Hong Kong and they thought I was being a crazy Frenchman. Being naked of protection.
Newsweek reporter: So you’ve no regrets at all?
Jean-Claude: Believe me — I’ve done very good stuff and very crazy stuff, and I don’t regret the crazy stuff. So are you in New York?
Newsweek reporter: Yes, I am.
Jean-Claude: And are you 27, or 32?
Newsweek reporter: I ‘ m 22.
Jean-Claude: Oh, f—. That is very young. Will you come to the premiere?
Newsweek reporter: I don’t know. When is it?
Jean-Claude: I don’t know. You will wear all black, a black dress and high heels?
Newsweek reporter: Uh –
Jean-Claude: You can come find me, I will be the one with the very broad shoulders, dark hair and a simple suit. We can have some champagne, you and me.


















21 Comments
creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy
Oh hell no!
That is sooooooooo disgusting, at least try and hide the fact that you are a douchebag,geez.If i was her i would have thrown up on his ugly ass.
is he for real? what he said made me laugh. i mean, who says crap like that?
besides being creeped out, i’d also be insulted if i were the journalist… i’m 22 and he thinks i’m 27 or 32. hahaha geez!
He thinks he’s The Continental!
Fucken douchebag.
He has ALWAYS been a douchebag…..absolutely no class of any kind.
well i’m not even going to lie, i would SO have said yeaaaa
for some unknown reason i just love him even though he looks like an idiot now that he’s older and is a philandering arse. but it’s JCvD!!!
GROSS!
Oh…My…What was that all about, that was beyond creepy and he can probably look for wife # 6 after that…and yes, who does talk like that…he used to be just a jerk (so I heard) when he was popular in the, what was it, the 80’s…now…I guess if youre into that sort of pedafile looking creepy older guy that’s completely inapropriate and never has the right timing, even in his old school movies….LION HEART!!! Ick-EE
That’s kind of funny. What a weird guy. He hasn’t aged well.
He looks like shit.
ewwwwww! i think i just threw up a little in my mouth! what a tool!
Damn, I remember when he used to be SOOOO ‘effin HOT! Cocaine is a hellava drug, lol.
Disgraceful. Who even gives a shit about this has-been. He hasn’t aged very well it speaks volumes of the kind of life he must be living.
Legend, you made me laugh. Straight and to the point, loved it. He does look awful, more like 60, ugh.
What a fucking tool. He’s gross and ugly, too. I would’ve cussed his raggedy ass out.
I prefer to remember him when he was young, such a hot man years ago. Double impact, so sexy!
^^^^^ “MEmorieeeeesss, of the smiles we left behind, smiles we gave to one another”"” lol lol lol lol scattered
That is actually kind of hilarious…
HA! I cannot express how hard I laughed at this. Only JCVD would have the guts to actually do this. How this newsweek doesn’t catch any hint of sarcasm or humor is beyond me, but I guess that just adds to it.
If I were the interviewer I wouldn’t even be able to ask any questions. All my focus would be on that labia he had transplanted were his lips used to be and that huge ass knot on his forehead. He is so icky.