Proving that he truly is a British gentleman, soccer ace David Beckham prevent the offense (the paparazzi in this case) from scoring a goal (snapping pics) against his team (Victoria’s snatch.)
On an ironic note, the British imports were on their way to The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood.
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

















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reason #409 why we love David!!!!!
I think that’s sweet. Kinda intimate actually…
Its funny too b/c she mentioned on her show last night girls in LA who go out w/o their knickers!
The Posh show was great. NBC should keep it on the air, she seems really cool and friendly. And we want to see more of Becks!
the “others” should have had people looking out for them too- so we didn’t have to see their nasty bits.
Very gentlemanly of him. But at least we would’ve seen her “knickers” and not her cooch.
It just looks like she dropped something. Probably a 25 ct diamond.
awwww that is so sweet! i agree, we would’ve just seen “knickers” anyway. haha
so gentlemanly of david!
if I had her body…for f**k sakes…I’d be feeling up myself!!!
Haha its kinda cute that he did that. They’re a cute couple
weird…
ok– i didnt wanna do it– but now I like him– damn
theyre so lovely and classy.