After disappointing fans and fashionistas alike with the launch of her less-than-tasteful new swimwear line during Miami Fashion Week on Saturday, Jessica Simpson flees the sun-drenched town en route to Shreveport, Louisiana, where she’s set to begin shooting her latest box office flop, ‘Major Movie Star.’
Upon arrival, Miss Simpson will reportedly undergo a gruelling physical training program in preparation for her role as an out-of-work actress who joins the army.
The young starlet will be in boot camp for two days to learn daily army drills and salutes with a actual former marine.
Serves her right for thinking she can be a fashion designer.
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At least she keeps up with the same dog, not discarding them after they are cute puppies anymore.
I don’t get the trashing of the swimsuit collection. I like all but one of them.
yea, I’m lost…I don’t remember seeing anything negative about her fashion show…geez
disappointing??? i liked the suits, the were cute very playful and perfect summer colors.
i hate how she tries to be chic, she is so tacky and no where near classy. she’s just trailer park with money.
Yeah, because Army and Marine drills are exactly the same. Sheesh.
Where are the disparaging reviews on the swimwear line??
Her swimsuits were cute I thought. I doubt she really designed them because she dresses like a bratz doll most of the time.
Where’s all the hate coming from??? I understand it with Britney, but the vitriol here seems unwarranted.
understand with Britney?”WTF?!Jessica is sooo stupid,can’t sing,can’t act..
Anon–we see this lack of talent with celebs all the time, but it’s not as if Jessica has really done anything THAT bad
(re: Britney-have you been living under a rock?).
Jessica is a loser- who REALLY needs to give up the acting “career”.
Lover her shoes!
What are you talking about - her suits are great!!!
You are sooooooooo WRONG — Are you jealous or something, is that why you are bashing Jessica?
I agree, why are the negative comments from faded youth about Jessica —
Has she done something to you personally.
She at least works in Hollywood and is not out parting every night like Paris and Brittany?
Give her a break!!!