BRANDON DAVIS KICKED OFF THE GRAVY TRAIN

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Page Six reports that as a result of his often vile behaviour, Brandon Davis, creator of the term “Firecrotch” and grandson to oil billionaire Marvin Davis, has been financially cut-off.”His family cut him off for using and abusing,” says a spy. “He had promised to get his act together, but obviously never did.”

Brandon has been contacting friends and asking them to loan him $2000 each time. So far, no luck for the heir, who is reportedly living on credit. Even pals like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos aren’t taking his calls.

As it stands now, the oily oil heir is holed up in Miami with a good pal and fellow loser, Scott Storch.

Oh, how the heavy have fallen.

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14 Comments

  1. hotbitch
    July-14-2007 @ 9:39 am

    Why is Scott a loser? He may be fug but at least he’s a self-made millionaire. These other assholes just mooch off their folks. Brandon Davis just looks disgusting. He should do Elvis impersonations in Vegas for cash. He’d easily make a killing.

  2. parissucksliterally
    July-14-2007 @ 9:40 am

    couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy,
    Fuck this loser. I hope Lindsay is laughing her ass off.

  3. MeSoup
    July-14-2007 @ 9:41 am

    Hotbitch, good one, I hope he’s listening. He couldn’t starve since he can do that in vegas for a living hehehe.

  4. Lola Lola
    July-14-2007 @ 9:52 am

    Kudos to his folks for having the spine that the Hilton parents will never have! This guy is a useless waste of space. Getting a job and some self-respect will be the best thing that ever happens to him–but in the meantime, SQUIRM BABY SQUIRM!!!!

  5. Kidge
    July-14-2007 @ 10:25 am

    What was the rest of his Firecrotch rant - something about Lindsay being poor and living in a hotel? Talk about your irony. I really don’t think he’ll ever be truly out of money, though - he can always sell that oil on his skin to Exxon-Valdez for a bit of profit.

  6. krissa
    July-14-2007 @ 1:36 pm

    he SOOO did not create the term “firecrotch”…
    that guy’s a fat, greasy, smarmy buttplug.

  7. parissucksliterally
    July-14-2007 @ 3:01 pm

    no one is saying he “created” the term “firecrotch”

    he just made it a household word……..lol

  8. TellMeMore
    July-14-2007 @ 3:30 pm

    I just love it how all these little Hollywood assholes are getting their due. Who’s next at bat? Nicole!

  9. Devin
    July-14-2007 @ 7:45 pm

    Finally, this should have happened years ago. It’s probably to late to save this guy. Nicole, another worthless celebutard, will probably get out of serving anytime.

  10. www.myspace.com/divyanshu
    July-14-2007 @ 10:03 pm

    why diss on scott storch? he’s redefined rap music and continues to do so….

    and like ‘hotbitch’ said he’s a self made (multi) millionaire

  11. Lily
    July-15-2007 @ 3:40 am

    Onw whose terms is Scott Storch a loser? last i heard he’s one of the most succesful producers .

  12. Erica
    July-15-2007 @ 9:22 am

    I’m proud of his parents for standing up to him. More Hollywood parents should do the same! Maybe then their children wouldn’t be train wrecks (yes, Mama Spears and “Momager” Lohan, I’m talking to you).

  13. thighmegatampon
    July-16-2007 @ 12:28 am

    Haha. How the heavy have fallen- heavy he definitely is.

  14. Ronda
    July-18-2007 @ 3:34 am

    hah!! For all his dissing of ”poor pple” and Lindsay being worth only 7 million,he deserves to know that he’s nowhere without his rich granddaddy.He’s worth ZERO on his own.

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